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Great algerstonia wrote:

I really wanted The death syndicate to be the next British prime minister. He would’ve been lit. >:(

Hopefully he can get Brexit completed.

New Terabithia wrote:

Hopefully he can get Brexit completed.

Who? The Death Syndicate or Boris Johnson? Or are you implying that you are supporting me to become the British prime minister.

If I were to be in that position, I would give everyone free cookies :D

Wirrabuk wrote:

Because I'm here to annoy you, get with the program!i!i!I

Wow thanks.

The death syndicate wrote:

Uh...
no.
Sorry.
But, I have photoshop, give me a star map and what you want,
it will probably be a Stellaris style one, with all of the systems and the hyperplanes connecting them,
and hyperplanes are also supported by Star Wars,
so they should probably be used to keep some thing cannon across multiple franchises,
but then again Stellaris has jump drives that ignore hyperlanes, but depletes the ships power,
which conforms to the liking of Star Trek, AVP, and Star Craft,
and Warhammer 40k has no notable FTL technologies

I like Hyperlanes the best. Very defensible.

The death syndicate wrote:

Barney slips into the water, the vibranium stuck in his eye fusing with his drugged blood. He swims down to the Galapagos, and begins feeding off of the radiation there with his vibranium enriched blood. He mutates, growing thick vibranium enriched scales, and swims to Russia, without a trace...
also, Sombrero America needs a new hat...

<Rooskie Superman quietly finds him, domesticates him and teaches him how to fetch a Kryptonian stick, but that's a story for another day>

Back in New York

<Reporters line up to take pictures of the big ceremony and parade as people rejoice after Barney has been banished. The last Blockbuster closes down and sues the insurance company, citing as reasons for claim: 'Acts of Godmodding on part of author'>

"Ladies and gentlemen", cries Mayor Ghouliani, "our beloved city, the Big Apple, has once again been rescued. And despite our military and our tanks, and despite that good-for-nothing Spiderman, the only one who comes to our aid, is a man who has time and time again, rescued us from doom. He is proof, that heroes can come, not just in capes, but also in sombreros. Let me present, this key to the city to Som- huh?"

The place next to him on the dais is empty. Sombrero America has walked off, and is now in the crowd, picking his teeth with a toothpick. His trusted horse Taco has somehow sneaked onto the streets of NY and stands beside him, with two pretty giggling ladies on it.

'Sorry, Mayor', Sombrero grunts. 'I'm not one for pomp and ceremony. Be seeing ya, folks.' And with that, he drains his cereminal shot of Tequila, in a tumbler from the borrowed from the Blockbuster store owner, then smashes the glass. The last Blockbuster store in the world goes out of business, citing 'Irredeemable consumable expenses'

He jumps onto Taco's back, waves his hand at the people, who scream and shout in adultation, and rides off, and over the top of cars, into the New York sunset. Who knows where he's going?

See you next time, Sombrero America!

<the end>

Wirrabuk wrote:

<Rooskie Superman quietly finds him, domesticates him and teaches him how to fetch a Kryptonian stick, but that's a story for another day>

Back in New York

<Reporters line up to take pictures of the big ceremony and parade as people rejoice after Barney has been banished. The last Blockbuster closes down and sues the insurance company, citing as reasons for claim: 'Acts of Godmodding on part of author'>

"Ladies and gentlemen", cries Mayor Ghouliani, "our beloved city, the Big Apple, has once again been rescued. And despite our military and our tanks, and despite that good-for-nothing Spiderman, the only one who comes to our aid, is a man who has time and time again, rescued us from doom. He is proof, that heroes can come, not just in capes, but also in sombreros. Let me present, this key to the city to Som- huh?"

The place next to him on the dais is empty. Sombrero America has walked off, and is now in the crowd, picking his teeth with a toothpick. His trusted horse Taco has somehow sneaked onto the streets of NY and stands beside him, with two pretty giggling ladies on it.

'Sorry, Mayor', Sombrero grunts. 'I'm not one for pomp and ceremony. Be seeing ya, folks.' And with that, he drains his cereminal shot of Tequila, in a tumbler from the borrowed from the Blockbuster store owner, then smashes the glass. The last Blockbuster store in the world goes out of business, citing 'Irredeemable consumable expenses'

He jumps onto Taco's back, waves his hand at the people, who scream and shout in adultation, and rides off, and over the top of cars, into the New York sunset. Who knows where he's going?

See you next time, Sombrero America!

<the end>

Barney ate a Russian. that is all the support I need for everything that happened.

Great algerstonia wrote:

Wait, please, don’t go!

Oh wait, that guy is in office...

Wait, please go!

Random explosions

New Terabithia wrote:

Both...

What do you mean by both!?

Are you being inspecific on purpose? Do I need to trap you in a cage at the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle?

Wirrabuk wrote:

<Ushanka Rosiya finds him and slices off his tail, to make the world's largest Kebab which they enter into the Gunness Book of World Records, but Muricans suspect collusion and declare it a commie plot>

<Barney is then time travelled back into 1986 and dropped into a melting Chernobyl, with the hope that he will be destroyed>

They hoped wrong..........

<next issue: Barn-zilla 2: Nuclear Boo-galoo>

Before Chernobyl happens, Barney says this to the Russians
I SHALL SEE AMERICA DESTROYED!

Great algerstonia wrote:

What do you mean by both!?

Are you being inspecific on purpose? Do I need to trap you in a cage at the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle?

No you do not. But, I may have to trap you in Kampf's hanging chamber where he dissects his victims with machines.

The death syndicate wrote:

Before Chernobyl happens, Barney says this to the Russians
I SHALL SEE AMERICA DESTROYED!

<Barney continues to mutate, goes further back in time and is reborn as a tiny child named>

VLADIMIR PUTYIN

dun Dun DUNNN

OOC: Explains why Putin walks like his arms are as short as a T-Rex's : )

Great algerstonia wrote:

Sounds like a lot of fun. Am I allowed to bring my Nintendo Switch? My Switch will help me stay distracted from extreme torture.

Not my decision, ask Kampf.

Wirrabuk wrote:

<Barney continues to mutate, goes further back in time and is reborn as a tiny child named>

VLADIMIR PUTYIN

dun Dun DUNNN

OOC: Explains why Putin walks like his arms are as short as a T-Rex's : )

Yes
Some where in a Russian lab, modern day...
ARISE MY BRETHREN!
Barney has created an entire legion of barney clones, of the Galapagos island version of him.
As the leader of Russia, he sent Ushanka Rosiya to take care of past him, and sets the course of history into place...