I LIKE TORTOISES

Pakitsk, Wersh, Greater felter, and Mystic forest

5 years 3 days ago

Pakitsk wrote:

Agreed. I might get back into the demon wolves, finish off that chain of little RPs.

HELL YES GIVE ME MORE WAR ANGELS

Pakitsk, Wersh, Greater felter, and Mystic forest

The Constitutional Republic of Wersh

5 years 3 days ago

Mystic forest wrote:

...

Mate.

How much influence would I need to ban you

More than is feasible to get before you get stripped of ROship....

Mystic forest wrote:

How much influence would Paki need to ban you

Given that I'm not anyone here in TEP, I'd say he has enough. And the fact I have yet to fill out the citizenship form helps XD

Pakitsk, Greater felter, and Mystic forest

The Proud Placental Heritage of Fedele

5 years 3 days ago

Let's direct our hatred at the Max damned dirty, disease laden, Golden State Warriors loving, nazi saluting, baby hanging marsupials, not each other.

Overthinkers, Plazland, Pakitsk, Wiranath, and 6 othersWersh, Xyree, Greater felter, Brethren, Mystic forest, and Do not spoil the endgame

The People's Republic of Wiranath

5 years 3 days ago

Edited

Mystic forest wrote:

How much influence would Paki need to ban you

Pakitsk can't ban me. Not that he'd have any reason to. Crab rave time.

Pakitsk, Wersh, Greater felter, and Mystic forest

Abadong

5 years 3 days ago

Alright... it seems to be over. How bad was the fallout?

Pakitsk, Wersh, and Greater felter

The Constitutional Republic of Wersh

5 years 3 days ago

Fedele wrote:

Let's direct our hatred at the Max damned dirty, disease laden, Golden State Warriors loving, nazi saluting, baby hanging marsupials, not each other.

Spoken like a true NS pretty girl ^-^

Fedele, Pakitsk, Greater felter, Brethren, and 1 otherMystic forest

The Proud Placental Heritage of Fedele

5 years 3 days ago

The sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.

Oh my Max, I turned my nation into Houston.

Pakitsk, Zukchiva, Peatiktist, Wersh, and 2 othersGreater felter, and Mystic forest

The Holy Military Order of Levantin

5 years 3 days ago

Why has everyone changed their flags?

Pakitsk and Greater felter

The People's Republic of Wiranath

5 years 3 days ago

Levantin wrote:

Why has everyone changed their flags?

Why haven't you?

Pakitsk, Greater felter, and Do not spoil the endgame

The Federation of Plazland

5 years 3 days ago

Levantin wrote:

Why has everyone changed their flags?

That's a good question.

Pakitsk, Greater felter, Levantin, and Mystic forest

The Holy Military Order of Levantin

5 years 3 days ago

Edited

Wiranath wrote:

Why haven't you?

Because I was on Spring Break and I have no idea what is going on

Pakitsk, Greater felter, and Do not spoil the endgame

The Constitutional Republic of Wersh

5 years 3 days ago

Fedele wrote:

The sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.

Oh my Max, I turned my nation into Houston.

Or New Jersey.

Fedele, Pakitsk, and Greater felter

The unity company

5 years 3 days ago

Marvel Studios AVENGERS: ENDGAME

by Do not spoil the endgame

WARNING!
This Dispatch is full of spoilers. Read at your own risk!

#DontSpoilTheENDGAME
Whatever it takes.

Just listen to this sick Avenger themes.
Link Avengers Theme (Original)
Link Avengers Theme Remix

Read factbook

plops down this jem

Pakitsk, Greater felter, Mystic forest, Do not spoil the endgame, and 1 otherDont spoil the endgame

Mystic forest

5 years 3 days ago

Fedele wrote:

The sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.

Oh my Max, I turned my nation into Houston.

*looks at Houston*

It isn't that bad- *sees the issue*

Holy sh*t it is that bad.

Fedele, Pakitsk, Xyree, Greater felter, and 1 otherBrethren

The People's Republic of Wiranath

5 years 3 days ago

I feel like Do not spoil the endgame is going to spoil The Endgame.

Pakitsk, Greater felter, Brethren, Mystic forest, and 2 othersDo not spoil the endgame, and Dont spoil the endgame

The Bureaucratic Divergence of Overthinkers

5 years 3 days ago

The West Pacific

Wersh wrote:

Or New Jersey.

meanwhile in my neck of the woods: "what's a sidewalk?"

Pakitsk, Zukchiva, Wersh, Greater felter, and 1 otherMystic forest

The Something of Virgolia

5 years 3 days ago

Levantin wrote:

Because I was on Spring Break and I have no idea what is going on

It's the annual sacrifice to the NS goddess and this are our ritual flags (they decrease greatly the chance of you being sacrificed)

Pakitsk, Zukchiva, Xyree, Greater felter, and 1 otherLevantin

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

5 years 3 days ago

Isn't Shav usually on by now?

Plazland, Pakitsk, Wersh, Greater felter, and 2 othersBrethren, and Mystic forest

Greater felter

5 years 3 days ago

Someone dies the Infinity Civil Endgame.

Pakitsk, Zukchiva, Xyree, Mystic forest, and 2 othersDo not spoil the endgame, and Dont spoil the endgame

Xyree

5 years 3 days ago

Grossvietnam wrote:

In front of the Xyreeans, Aleksandr Braginski, the Commander of the Xyreean Front, silently watches the leaders of the planet running to the spearhead troops of the attacking forces. He knows every stuff of this nation. Basically, all weapons that his Imperium owns can damage their bodies, but killing them is another story. Only close combat weapons, which include swords, spears halberds and other medieval weapons can kill them. No energy weapons or bullets can kill them. They will stand hundreds of thousands of years even if a A or H is dropped on their heads. But for unknown reasons, CQC weapons can kill them easily.

Bush-beating is now enough. Straight to the battle where GPARF and Xyreean troops are meeting. There are 12 3.6-meter high men, armed with axes and swords, and its leader is armed with a flamethrower additionally. All GPARF troops, under command of Aleksandr, retreats to the 2nd line and himself sends in 12 Shturmovik II warsuits, bigger and faster, armed with swords to stop the Xyreeans. These, as supposed, are the leaders, not the average because normally, a Xyreean has the height around 1.8 to 1.9 meters, not 3.6. Whatever. Now the biggest guys have faced each other. The fight will be fun. Musculars vs mechas. Swords vs swords. Who will win?

The enemy have made a crucial mistake! IT IS NOT 12 XYREEAN MEN, BUT THREE THOUSAND. As menacing music plays, the Xyreean men pose with their weapons. Their muscles are larger than a single man! Their leader's chiseled black face twists into a sneer as he sees the mechs approaching. "Is this the best they can do?" He asks his men, who surround him in a fear inspiring group.

"Well, it does looks like a joke, perhaps we should teach them a lesson." One states, picking up a boulder thrown out of the earth by the shock of the crash. HE BALANCES THE 340 TON BOULDER ON ONE FINGER, AND HURLS IT TOWARDS THE ENEMY. As the rock sails through the air, the Xyreean men leap towards the enemy, wielding their huge blades, as their oiled muscles shine and twist. Their leader watches, balanced on a huge, impossibly tall spire of rock, surrounded by two other soldiers.

Meanwhile, the crashed battleship levels its cannon, and begins firing! But this is no ordinary cannon! They are firing massive gushes of Magma, and the hot substance pours over the enemy army!

Pakitsk, Grossvietnam, Wersh, and Greater felter

The Constitutional Republic of Wersh

5 years 3 days ago

Overthinkers wrote:

meanwhile in my neck of the woods: "what's a sidewalk?"

That thing the city folk walk on instead of the grass :P

Overthinkers, Pakitsk, Zukchiva, Peatiktist, and 2 othersGreater felter, and Mystic forest

Greater felter

5 years 3 days ago

Xyree wrote:

Meanwhile, the crashed battleship levels its cannon, and begins firing! But this is no ordinary cannon! They are firing massive gushes of Magma, and the hot substance pours over the enemy army!

Armenia flag!

Zukchiva, Wersh, The Angel of Charity, Levantin, and 1 otherMystic forest

The unity company

5 years 3 days ago

Edited

oh and Greater felter i just read the TWP RMB rules i broke none of them
and paki i have the abilty to hold a grudge for five years so don't expect me to let it go soon

Plazland, Zukchiva, Wersh, and Greater felter

The Something of Virgolia

5 years 3 days ago

Greater felter wrote:

Armenia flag!

No I want to play Imperator rome

Greater felter