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*Peels you off my face*
*Flex tapes your legs together so you can't run off*
Hold on for a sec.
*Uses scissors to cut the flex tape*
*Pulls out a different ruler*
*Doesn't even flinch*
* Appears with a ruler *
The communist commonwealth and Peatiktist
*snatches ruler and runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*holds ruler like a sword*
𝕱𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖙
nation=volinovia/detail=factbook/id=1097811
Updated Volinovian Navy Factbook.
NOTE THESE ARE NOT ALL OF MY SHIPS.
THEY ARE THE UPDATED SHIPS VIA DECLARATION 1-5-$3 WHICH STATES "VOLINOVIA MUST EXPAND AND MODERNIZE IT'S NAVY" ORDER WHICH WAS GIVEN BY THE MUNZIER 2 YEARS AGO (In game)
uhhhhhhhh.....
*is confused on whats going on*
As part of my series of random annexations...
Are you in any alliances?
FBI OPEN UP!!! *they break in and shove guns in your face* You have commited child indecency, that is a federal violation! *they start beating the crap out of you*
The Angel of Charity and The crow horde
* SMACKS HUGGERS UNITED WITH A RULER *
Plazland, Peatiktist, and Huggers united
"Any datas on the system?"
"hhhhmmm, looks like the commi- erg, IPA forces are making an invasion on one of the Imperium's strongholds, they don't seem to go well."
"Well they DO have mediocre infantry, their high artillery skills won't do enough to wipe out Imperial forces, they'll have to do a lot more than that."
"Yeah, at least they have more guts than stormtroopers do."
Three commandos agree with the fourth one, suddenly, the time the fleet arrives from hyperspace, they see the IPA fleet fighting with Imperial Star Destroyers while IPA round forces are already deployed around the Folajian system, an IPA destroyer sends a transmission to the main blockade runner of the small Remnant fleet.
"Who are you? We don't have time, we're fighting these fascist dictators with all of our strength!" Says the IPA fleet admiral.
"Hello, we are forces from the Remnants of the Republic, we are here to-" Says the small fleet commander, while being interrupted by the IPA fleet admiral.
"The Republic? Those capitalist pigs! I thought you guys died!" Says the admiral.
"Look, we mean no harm, we are here to help you fight Imperial Forces, we are looking for an opportunity to unite against evil." Says the Commander
"Unite against evil...? hhhhmmmmmmm, if you capitalists won't backstab us after this battle, sure, DEATH TO THE IMPERIUM!"Says the admiral.
A blockade runner goes on to board an Ion disabled Imperial Star Destroyer to capture it so they can have a Star Destroyer on their own, the Blockade Runner deploys Remnant commandos, boarding the hangar first, while they get off the BR, they start to shoot the Stormtroopers they see, the Dark troopers jump to the commandos, but fail to land near, only to be shot.
Minutes after small battle, the hangar is clear, "Move Move Move!" Says the Squad leader, "Split up!" he adds.
In a control room, two commandos shoot three stormtroopers and hold two hostage, the first commando learns the stormtrooper hostage's voice, as he picks up the mic to communicate with a guard (now that the Star Destroyer has recovered power), they push the button the device says "Hello, how can we help ya?" The first commando licks his lips, and mimics the first stormtrooper's voice, which is a squeaky coward's voice. "uh, yes, could you open the advanced weapons room blast doors? there are remnant commandos here! and we need strong weapons to fight against them!" The Two stormtrooper hostages look to each other, as the guard says... "Copy that, opening blast doors now.", two commandos high five, as the first stormtrooper says "WHAT?! I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT!" with the same voice as the first commando used, "Uh, yeah you do" says the second stormtrooper. "Hey, check this out!" Says the first commando, as he starts to mimic the voice again, making a prank call. "Uh, yes, I would also like to tell you something!" the second commando tries to hold his laughter, "Sure, just go ahead, we don't have time." Says the guard, as the first commando continues to mimic. "I also want to clean up the bathrooms so I can get payed high credits even tho it's a disgusting job! Don't worry, I f*cked a cup full of disgusting slime! So I was wondering that cleaning bathrooms would be a niche for me!" Mimics the first commando, as the second starts to laugh in the background. "HEY! I DO- *ahem* I don't sound like that." Says the First Stormtrooper. "uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, sure, we would provide you for cleaning bathrooms this night after we end the battle, aaand, you have... mental issues." Says the guard. "Hahaha, dude! You're going to clean bathrooms!" Says the second stormtrooper. "SHUT UP!" Yells the first storm. "And my buddy is going to help me!" Mimics the commando. "WHAT?!" Yells the second stormtrooper. "Well lucky you, because your... requested job is tomorrow." says the guard, as both commandos laugh really hard, the first finishes mimicking. "Thank you so much! it's going to be better than f*cking a jawa!" the second commando is laughing. "I... I can't breathe!" Says the second com. The First Commando uses his real voice to talk with stormtroopers. "Well, have fun cleaning up bathrooms, see ya!" He says.
OOC: Took me REALLY LONG! also... I just made a horrible and disgusting joke... yaaaaaaaaay.
(Annexed by Voli)
*DEFLECTS RULER STRIKE*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*hops on top of table on all fours*
Rest in pepperonis my fingers.
Plazland, Kampf Empire, Osterreich und ungarn, and The Angel of Charity
* You and the table go flying out the wimdow while I smack Hugger wiith the ruler. Repeatedly. *
Peatiktist and Clonemorta
*Finishes beating the FBI agents*
*Runs after you*
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE TEP GOD OF WAR!
* The smacking never stops *
*runs back on all fours*
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Breathes in
DIE HERETIC
breathes out
Plazland, Peatiktist, and Shavara
So, what'd you guys think?
Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, and Osterreich und ungarn
*thrashes and breaks free, grabbing huggers and running away*
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