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The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes RMB

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Founder: Alashar

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World Factbook Entry

Some people think living in a massive crater lined with volcanoes is a bad idea. We beg to differ. We establish here in this world a belief that you can be allies even if your nations are polar opposites.
Through a brutal system of volcanic ash exporting, and the importation of flammable people, we have risen from nothing to the powerhouse we are today.

Come die by the forest with us, and celebrate each new tomorrow.


Tags: Founderless and Small.

The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes contains 6 nations, the 2,715th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes is ranked 9,868th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of PosslallepfarkaymphoisAnarchy“We Will Endure”
2.The Colony of CourelisDemocratic Socialists“Don't die when you don't have to. ”
3.The Legaste of Legaste of LegasteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You see me Roavin, you hatin”
4.The Republic of Interceptor XLVIIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
5.The Republic of Switz got Lazy 480Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nya!”
6.The Jingoistic States of Yellow DragonPsychotic Dictatorship“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.”

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The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes Regional Message Board

Post self-deleted by The lifetree.

A letter arrives at your desk, delivered by a messenger in grey and red, wearing a red signet, a small flame on his lapel.

The letter he brings is in a gold lined envelope sealed with a wax seal of the same red flame.

The letter inside is hand written, neat and careful.

My most esteemed neighbor,

I, the Elected Highlord of the Most Serene Republic of Alashar, hereby invite you to dine in my palace on the Second of April in the year of our Powers, two thousand seventeen. I am hosting a celebration of sorts, a night of food, drink, and revelry to celebrate this newfound alliance. Should you choose to accept this invitation, I have arranged for secure transport of you and your guests to the Palace of Light in our Capital city. You need only relay your response to my representative and he will prepare the necessities. I wish only the best for you and yours, and may we all find prosperity under this new banner.

I hope this correspondance finds you well,

Highlord Alexander Rolf IV
Elected Highlord of Alashar

The gentleman in the grey suit stands smiling, awaiting your reply.

Courelis, Kilganon, and Tuh

Meanwhile, in the Capital, The Palace staff begins excitedly working to get the grand hall ready for the Highlord's ball. The tables are set with silver, and the dark wood is polished and shined. The floors are cleaned, and grand banners are raised in the name of the new Conglomerate. The Unity Ball seems like it will be an impressive affair.

The Highlord steps from his office, and onto the balcony. He surveys the beautiful land before him. The green hills of Alashar. He smiles, looking wistfully into the distance.

"A new age is upon us." Highlord Alexander Rolf IV says with a smile, "I only hope this lasts."

Squirrelll and Courelis

God king Zeke arrives at the alashar palace with a full group of "attaches" and several bards "good evening Rolf my friend "

High Councillor Jones taps their desk idly before noticing a telegram sticking out from the bottom of their in box. After unfolding the message and giving it a remorseful read over they began writing a message in apology.

[To Highlord Alexander Rolf IV

It is in great remorse I must apologize for not attending your celebration. The council of my country was still in delegation as to who would be recognized as the High Councillor. I hope to attend any more of your soiree if I remain High Councillor. Keep strong in knowing our region is fairing well and growing by the day. May we remain close allies in these times.

High Councillor Jones of the Colony of Courelis]

After sealing the message it was quickly dispatched for Rolf's viewing. The High Councillor already back to reading through other piles of paper.

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