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Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes is ranked 9,868th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Republic of Posslallepfarkaymphois||Anarchy||“We Will Endure”|
|2.||The Colony of Courelis||Democratic Socialists||“Don't die when you don't have to. ”|
|3.||The Legaste of Legaste of Legaste||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“You see me Roavin, you hatin”|
|4.||The Republic of Interceptor XLVII||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Mission Accomplished”|
|5.||The Republic of Switz got Lazy 480||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Nya!”|
|6.||The Jingoistic States of Yellow Dragon||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.”|
- : The Constitutional Monarchy of Nelson Wilbury of the region Traveling Wilburys proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Queendom of Not Frenchy 17 departed this region for The Allied Nations of Egalaria.
- : The Republic of Haunted by Screams departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
- : The Nomadic Peoples of 7 The Chariot departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
- : The Republic of Haunted by Screams lost WA Delegate status.
- : The Nomadic Peoples of UDSAF Kanglia departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
- : The Republic of Aquila 054 departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- : The Republic of Haunted by Screams ejected and banned The Republic of Aquila 054 from the region.
- : The People's Republic of MNA 10th Infantry Regiment departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
- : The Republic of Cyberocrat-008 departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
The Conglomerate of Royal Ashholes Regional Message Board
A letter arrives at your desk, delivered by a messenger in grey and red, wearing a red signet, a small flame on his lapel.
The letter he brings is in a gold lined envelope sealed with a wax seal of the same red flame.
The letter inside is hand written, neat and careful.
My most esteemed neighbor,
I, the Elected Highlord of the Most Serene Republic of Alashar, hereby invite you to dine in my palace on the Second of April in the year of our Powers, two thousand seventeen. I am hosting a celebration of sorts, a night of food, drink, and revelry to celebrate this newfound alliance. Should you choose to accept this invitation, I have arranged for secure transport of you and your guests to the Palace of Light in our Capital city. You need only relay your response to my representative and he will prepare the necessities. I wish only the best for you and yours, and may we all find prosperity under this new banner.
I hope this correspondance finds you well,
Highlord Alexander Rolf IV
Elected Highlord of Alashar
The gentleman in the grey suit stands smiling, awaiting your reply.
Courelis, Kilganon, and Tuh
Meanwhile, in the Capital, The Palace staff begins excitedly working to get the grand hall ready for the Highlord's ball. The tables are set with silver, and the dark wood is polished and shined. The floors are cleaned, and grand banners are raised in the name of the new Conglomerate. The Unity Ball seems like it will be an impressive affair.
The Highlord steps from his office, and onto the balcony. He surveys the beautiful land before him. The green hills of Alashar. He smiles, looking wistfully into the distance.
"A new age is upon us." Highlord Alexander Rolf IV says with a smile, "I only hope this lasts."
Squirrelll and Courelis
God king Zeke arrives at the alashar palace with a full group of "attaches" and several bards "good evening Rolf my friend "
High Councillor Jones taps their desk idly before noticing a telegram sticking out from the bottom of their in box. After unfolding the message and giving it a remorseful read over they began writing a message in apology.
[To Highlord Alexander Rolf IV
It is in great remorse I must apologize for not attending your celebration. The council of my country was still in delegation as to who would be recognized as the High Councillor. I hope to attend any more of your soiree if I remain High Councillor. Keep strong in knowing our region is fairing well and growing by the day. May we remain close allies in these times.
High Councillor Jones of the Colony of Courelis]
After sealing the message it was quickly dispatched for Rolf's viewing. The High Councillor already back to reading through other piles of paper.