In Meme Man voice: Please pardon me while I do a THINK
could it possibly be
r i d g e f i e l d ?
IS THAT A JOJOKE
I thought it was Hillyland...
I top kek'd at the newest post on the Hegiroth RMB.
If Lytchett wanted us to leave him alone, why did he send a diplomat spy?
There is so much wrong with that post I won't even bother anymore. Pathetic.
We should just ignore them. When a dead region states that we're just "losing harder", it's time to leave.
Been there, done that.
Now that the embassy is finished, I can finally say how much I appreciate it being said. Although I have some differences in opinion, mainly on the left-wing bias part (I believe there is a left-wing bias, yes, but I think the WA and the general debates are separate issues), I still agree with most of it. I suggest you post it on the forums to get more attention.
I think if he plays down the left-wing bias a bit, maybe place it a bit down the list, it'll gain more support. Putting "left-wing bias" at the front might turn off a lot of people, even if the content itself underneath isn't so radical.
Ditto. But ultimately, that's Rugh's choice.
Actually, I had a dozen telegrams in the past two days about this dispatch. Both right and left of the spectrum. I would much rather keep it as is to be as honest as possible about my views. People that are hard-headed enough to not go through the "left-bias" bit probably wouldn't care about the rest.
Thank you very much for upvoting & promoting this. I appreciate it. May we bring about positive change.
His Most Supreme Excellency, Generalissimus Emmanuel Soto
Full name: Emmanuel Augustus Phillipe Soto
Born: March 20, 1922
Birthplace: Prosperta, Puetavisa
Political Party: Partido Popular Nacional de Puetavisa (lit. National People's Party of Puetavisa)
Spouse: Melissa Aguilar (assassinated 1948)
Children: Alejandro Gabriel "Gabby" Soto
Education: Highest level of education: Oxford University, UK
Profession: Actor, Political Figure, Former Grand Admiral of the Puetavistan Air Force, Chancellor of The Clover Confederation
Religion: Red Catholicism
Born in Prosperta, Puetavisa on March 20, 1922, Emmanuel Augustus Phillipe Soto is the second leader of the Sovereign Social Union of Puetavisa and Its' Territories, as well as Holy Pope of Red Catholicism, replacing his father, Hannibal Soto, the former Prime Minister of Puetavisa when it was a vassal of Spain. His mother, Janet Nevarez, was a star-studded American film actor. He is the also grandson of the late dictator Porfirio Diaz, who had ruled for over 40 years, with most of its' duration through martial law, and is also a distant cousin of Fidel and Raul Castro.
He lived a privileged life, and was conceived for the sole purpose of carrying on his father's legacy. From a young age, Emmanuel showed ruthless cunning and strategic superiority over his peers. He bullied children at his school, Puetavistan Academy of Excellence, not because he needed money, but because he grew bored with life. After he graduated school, Emmanuel did his mandatory service in the military, and climbed the ranks highly due to his great skill in combat. (and his father was the Generalissimus, after all!) As his mandatory service was lifted, he decided to stay in the Armed Forces to pursue the title of Grand Admiral which he made without his father's help. Following his acquisition of this title, he served under Zhenh Rugh I of Rughzhenhaide as an Advisor to the Emperor himself.
Years later, during the Puetavistan War of Cuban Acquisition, he met a young woman there who later had his child, Melissa Aguilar. Due to Ms. Aguilar being a citizen of an enemy-state, Emmanuel was not granted his father's blessing to marry her, yet they still had his son, Alejandro Gabriel Soto. Due to this unholy act, his father, Hannibal Soto, forced the young Emmanuel to either shoot his wife or shoot his bastard son. To say the least, his son is still alive. After reigning victorious over Cuba and gaining new territory, Emmanuel found a friend in King Francis XI of New Excalibus, seeing him as a shoulder to cry on after the passing of his soon-to-be wife.
On the 12th of March, 1959, his father Hannibal Soto died due to terminal lung and liver cancer, and his son assumed his titles. Overall, Emmanuel Soto is scarred by what he has endured during his harsh and troubled life, and rules his homeland with an ironfist and unrelenting attitude on pagans. He is responsible for the integration of State and Church, as well as constructing the Puetavistan-American border wall. Due to his father's untimely death, he was coronated by Zhenh Rugh I of Rughzhenhaide, a long time friend and advisor of his father, and now to Emmanuel himself.
On the 30th of March, 1960, an attempt was made on his life by a Lytchettian team who failed to kill him throughout their many attempts, but did shoot him in the shoulder with a 9mm. This was a turning point for his ideology as he became even more authoritarian by nationalizing industries in order to prepare for what she views as an inevitable war with the pagan nation of Lytchett. Although it is suspected, it is unclear if the team was under the control of the Hegirothian government.
Today his title is "His Most Supreme Excellency, Generalissimus Emmanuel Soto, By the Grace of God and the Red Catholic Church, Supreme President of Puetavisa And Its' Territories, Protector of the Caribbean Islands, Defender of the Faith, Holy Pope of Red Catholicism, Conqueror of the South, and Overlord of the Birds in the Air and the Fish in His Holy Oceans."
Complete State Censorship
Establishing equality of opportunity for women
Increasing nuclear armament stockpile
Integration of Church and State
Complete ban of all firearms and weapons for public use
Removal of welfare programs
Completing construction of the Puetavistan-American border wall
Significant increase military spending
Established a secret police (After Assassination Attempt)
Last Crusade of the Holy Lands
Establishment of "Soto Youth" programs (After Assassination Attempt)
"They shall speak my name for eternity."
"An army of sheep led by a wolf will defeat an army of wolves led by a sheep."
"Why does New Excalibus act like he is God?"
"Who cares if a few nukes are dropped? It's just business.."
"Weapons of Mass Destruction?.. More like.. WEAPONS OF MASS ANNEXATION."
Some things just don't change I guess.
anyone willing to send their daughter/sister to marry Emmanuel? he needs a legitimate son to be his heir
edit: or daughter lol
I've got the goods actually. Seren Zhenh. If you don't like the name then feel free to think up another.
I think using Scarface as my leader was a good idea, don’t you?