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Dangit Nanfoodle, my civs ! >.<

Coconuts anyone?

Kaillun wrote:Dangit Nanfoodle, my civs ! >.<

But brains are a much cheaper food supply, when you think about it.

I find it hilarious that one of us is still trying to eradicate zombies despite the fact we're all undead now.

Cookiesandmilks

Hello.

You can't escape from me that easily.

I'll admit, I'd hate to live in my own country; average lifespan is only 30 years.

Would you rather die from a long life of suffering ?

Wow, my people live three times longer and have a far better condition of living. Just what DO you do to your people?

Many went to the gulag, few have returned

Well, starting out my nation had the Rugged Pioneer origin, and I did almost literally everything to strip regulations, especially on private industry; then I tore down the environment for the most part, then we went underground and everybody started dying from cancer because of the uranium mines, I had ritual sacrifice legal for a while, and now I've become more of a 1984-type dictatorship. Overall, not very friendly conditions.

And now Windiria is a Psychotic Dictatorship, with the final straw being a resolved issue result of:

"STUUURM often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers."

Windiria wrote:Well, starting out my nation had the Rugged Pioneer origin, and I did almost literally everything to strip regulations, especially on private industry; then I tore down the environment for the most part, then we went underground and everybody started dying from cancer because of the uranium mines, I had ritual sacrifice legal for a while, and now I've become more of a 1984-type dictatorship. Overall, not very friendly conditions.

Heh, meanwhile I'm the exact opposite - I started out as a Diplomatic Homeland Wrangler, have massive regulations, my tax rate is 97.6%, I have pretty good income equality, all industry is state-owned or government industry, my environment is amazing, as is my tourism, everyone is stoned out of their mind since I legalized pretty much every drug and sit in the Top 0.1% in the world for Recreational Drug Use, and other than old age (54%), all my people have to worry about dying from is either getting lost in the wilderness (41.7%), getting mauled to death by a Fabulous Onigiri (4%), or suicide while in police custody (0.4%). Ritual sacrifice is also legal, but it seems no one's dying for that right now. Also, my nation's an awesome place to be if you want to be a pirate. :3

Post by Kaillun suppressed by Windiria.

The Onigiri Enclave wrote:my tax rate is 97.6%

Have your people ever heard of salary ?

I have achieved top 4% of the world in Authoritarianism, with a rating of 4.11 Stalins.

49.5% of all deaths in Windiria are caused by Disappearance.

Only .06 Stalins for the "Oppressed People"? Sheesh, get it together :P

"Live Free or Die" is still using authoritarian force to make someone be free against their will. :3

We did it!! We're 69th in the world for Recreational Drug Use.

We're also 843rd for Inclusiveness and 1653rd for Most Employed, but that's not as important. :3

I'm a Holy Empire that primarily funds Education and doesn't give a cent to Spirituality; a holy land that is 3rd in it's region and 119,930th in the world for Religiousness... WE DID IT!!

Eek! I forgot to say hi.
Hello Bunny Fireians!
(Bunnians?)

Windiria

Greetings, O Wise One.

Windiria wrote:Greetings, O Wise One.

Enslaving the masses as usual, I see. :3

The Onigiri Enclave wrote:Enslaving the masses as usual, I see. :3

Even after all this time.

As of yesterday, May 20th, I will have been in The Bunny Fire as long as I was in the Union of Equestria.

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