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Founder: The Surfernate of TheStonedSurfers

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Welcome to The Beach.

Lots of sunny, tropical beaches to rest and relax. Have your drinks served to you by cabana folks, each drink with an umbrella no matter what kind it is. The WA Delegacy is non-executive, so no requirements to endorse anyone, though your loving Founder could use two endorsements to help expand his ability to debate in the WA LOL.


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    An Overview of The Beach

    MetaGameplay by TheStonedSurfers . 195 reads.

Embassies: Albion, The Vast, Arconian Empire, Regionless, and Eurasian Federation.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

The Beach contains 25 nations, the 748th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in The Beach

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Beach is ranked 5,680th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of ArumbaCorrupt Dictatorship“In the Gods we trust”
2.The Commonwealth of LeivanAnarchy“Abundance and Humility”
3.The Republic of Mighty CybertronNew York Times Democracy“Yes”
4.The Community of Surfers ParadiseCivil Rights Lovefest“United”
5.The Kingdom of TagaliaCorporate Police State“Magkaisa at magsama”
6.The Legend of ZeldaCapitalist Paradise“Wisdom, Power, and Courage”
7.The Republic of Shining SuperpowerCorporate Police State“Nice try, buddy.”
8.The Community of ExtravaganceNew York Times Democracy“Of course you can't afford it, but we can!”
9.The Empire of Surferian EmpireNew York Times Democracy“Yeah, Nah, Yeah”
10.The Empire of Emperor of RomeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Senatus Populusque Romanus”

Regional Happenings


The Beach Regional Message Board

After Z-Day ends, are there any people interested in trying to RP? If so, like or reply to this message. Or you can vote in the nifty poll.

Thank you.

Happy to see some activity here!

Not sure what kind of RP people would like to do. I tend to stick with Modern Tech (MT) style, but I suppose I'm open to anything these days. I do RP on other NS nations, all MT. So, if Future Tech (FT) is what people want I can work that as long as we can handwave all the science behind some things LOL. Not big on Fantasy, but... FT/Sci-Fi can cross that boundary. Either way, I'm open. LOL

Ultimately, when I founded a region... I just kind of did it on a whim. Decided to turn it into a beach resort because why not, right? So, here we are... we are in a warm, tropical location with boundless sandy beaches, palm trees, and sapphire skies. We have drinks with umbrellas handed to us by cabana guys/girls. We have the sound of the waves as our background music. Just wanted a chill place for people to park nations. If we can squeeze out some RP, then all the better! :D

BTW, Beachsiders... our WA delegate is non-executive. So you can have fun trying to gain that if you want it. You can't do anything with it, though. Also, I have put this nation on permanent vacation mode. So as long as I log in every so often, we will never be raided.

Z-Day has ended. We finished 55th in all of NS for most survivors with no zombies.

So letís set up a loose and fun regional council. Not an official regional government like youíd get in The South Pacific or other regions. Iím creating a few silly office names to assign. Could use help with that. Maybe even some volunteers for offices. All officials will be non-executive. The WA delegate is non-executive. So itís all just a bit of fun. Open to ideas. Drop a reply or TG me if you have ideas/want to help

Greetings from Albion!

Just for your information, if by some chance life should cause me to find myself CTE'd, please drop a message to Chrinthanium. The request may seem random, but I assure you that's an important piece of information to know.

Or, you can jump into The Beach's Discord server:

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