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Duncan the Delivery Doggo wrote:
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😺 nya.

Brocklandia wrote:Sigh. No one does. Buncha deadbeats--that's what our customers are.

Well, you could always buy some of The HANDS famous weapons of mass destruction to liven things up a bit around here.

The Head of trading Affairs wrote:Well, you could always buy some of The HANDS famous weapons of mass destruction to liven things up a bit around here.

"Buy"? Just order a plate of biscuits and gravy from the kitchen. They're just the right size for throwing, and they make a very satisfying splatter pattern on the target ... followed opening up a time-space singularity that swallows everything within thirty-seven cubic meters. What fun!

East Lodge wrote:Hahahahahahaha I feel nothing anymore!

Good. That means your drinks are kicking in. Probably kicking the hell outta your liver, too.

The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs Witness wants poems about art.

Jehovahs Witness wrote:Next weekend's theme... The theme will be art. Any kind of art, more unorthodox kinds are especially welcome. Express that theme however ya wish.

Jehovahs Witness wrote:I'd rather not have it ever prioritized. That'd be dreadfully dull and might stop me chugging barrels of moonshine. Plus I can get away with some... budget cuts rather easily.

Well, over at Mindon labs we carry out our work with utmost- hahahahahahah!. Ahhh, I can't even say it. Honestly, we have mediocre safety record at best. Even worse if you add the aide accidents and incidents to the average.

Mindon wrote:Well, over at Mindon labs we carry out our work with utmost- hahahahahahah!. Ahhh, I can't even say it. Honestly, we have mediocre safety record at best. Even worse if you add the aide accidents and incidents to the average.

Can't be any worse than the rate of drone accidents, incidents, and "accidents". There have been petitions to mass euthanize them by some human rights people. Tune changes on a dime these days.

Drunkndisorderly wrote:Hi there :) Welcome to the Bar. Would you like anything to drink or eat.

Dinner special is Flounder stuffed with crab, covered with a hollandaise sauce served with wild rice pilaf...

......

just kidding thats REAL food and we dont serve that here. But if you want it, I can order it and bring it to you.

Yes please

Jehovahs Witness wrote:Can't be any worse than the rate of drone accidents, incidents, and "accidents". There have been petitions to mass euthanize them by some human rights people. Tune changes on a dime these days.

You said it. Though I think these "accidents" would fall under the category of incidents. Then again, so would accidents.

Nuroblav

Mindon wrote:You said it. Though I think these "accidents" would fall under the category of incidents. Then again, so would accidents.

outcidents

Mindon wrote:Honestly, we have mediocre safety record at best.

What's a "safety record"? Did Elvis do a cover version?

Nuroblav

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs Witness wants poems about art.

*Ahem!* A poem, entitled "The Wild Swans."

Except there were only eleven of them,
until someone came and made twelve.
It's not a sad story,
or I wouldn't tell it.
But it is a journey.

Brocklandia wrote:What's a "safety record"? Did Elvis do a cover version?

...Well, ours is definitely better than yours.

Mindon wrote:...Well, ours is definitely better than yours.

Heh. That's only an insulting thing to say if the Bar actually attempted to be a safe place to drink. Keeping our meat locker filled suggests we have an incentive to be anti-safe instead, so thanks. Enjoy being a distant #2 in the "unsafest" race. ;)

Jehovahs Witness wrote:Tune changes on a dime these days.

Tunes for a dime at the jukebox? No ... costs a quarter. Tunes change on a quarter.

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs Witness wants poems about art.

Another poem from up north, eh.

Candadinans are very smart.
Aboot many subjects, including art.
This country never breaks apart.
Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

Brocklandia wrote:"Buy"? Just order a plate of biscuits and gravy from the kitchen. They're just the right size for throwing, and they make a very satisfying splatter pattern on the target ... followed opening up a time-space singularity that swallows everything within thirty-seven cubic meters. What fun!

Do you mind if I attain said biscuits of utter destruction?

The Head of trading Affairs wrote:Do you mind if I attain said biscuits of utter destruction?

Those are available by delivery service only. If we gave them to you here, you'd use them here, and I already have enough wreckage to clean up, thanks.

But ... Hey, Duncan the Delivery Doggo!--Grab your spacesuit, 'cause we have another order for you to deliver to The Planet X. I hope you remember the way, since no one has seen that Duck Dodgers idjit in weeks.

Brocklandia wrote:Those are available by delivery service only. If we gave them to you here, you'd use them here, and I already have enough wreckage to clean up, thanks.

But ... Hey, Duncan the Delivery Doggo!--Grab your spacesuit, 'cause we have another order for you to deliver to The Planet X. I hope you remember the way, since no one has seen that Duck Dodgers idjit in weeks.

Planet X... Is that anywhere near Canada? If it is would you be willing to bring back some maple sap on your way back? I'll pay you a lot and show you how to make a nice Canadandan cocktail if you want, eh.

Post by Independence Hill suppressed by a moderator.

Independence Hill wrote:THIS IS NOT A RECRUITMENT MESSAGE FOR LIVE PLAYERS.

Yeah, but it's close enough. Recruiting puppets is recruiting, and puppets have live players behind them.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Planet X... Is that anywhere near Canada?

Probably. The Planet X occupies a secret location somewhere near Alaska, or Hawaii, or California, or one of those other islands off the coast of Nevada.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:If it is would you be willing to bring back some maple sap on your way back? I'll pay you a lot and show you how to make a nice Canadandan cocktail if you want, eh.

Talk to Duncan the Delivery Doggo. He'll be the delivery agent this time. I wonder how doggo hair in the maple sap will affect the cocktails ...

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs Witness wants poems about art.

Poems about Art?
Say, where do I start?
Not heaven nor hell can capture its spark!

Deep from the soul it breaks through to the surface,
It burns with the flames of a smoldering furnace,

For eyes, ears, or hands, for all it can be,
There is no greater depth not even the sea.

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