Well, you could always buy some of The HANDS famous weapons of mass destruction to liven things up a bit around here.
"Buy"? Just order a plate of biscuits and gravy from the kitchen. They're just the right size for throwing, and they make a very satisfying splatter pattern on the target ... followed opening up a time-space singularity that swallows everything within thirty-seven cubic meters. What fun!
Good. That means your drinks are kicking in. Probably kicking the hell outta your liver, too.
Well, over at Mindon labs we carry out our work with utmost- hahahahahahah!. Ahhh, I can't even say it. Honestly, we have mediocre safety record at best. Even worse if you add the aide accidents and incidents to the average.
Can't be any worse than the rate of drone accidents, incidents, and "accidents". There have been petitions to mass euthanize them by some human rights people. Tune changes on a dime these days.
You said it. Though I think these "accidents" would fall under the category of incidents. Then again, so would accidents.
Heh. That's only an insulting thing to say if the Bar actually attempted to be a safe place to drink. Keeping our meat locker filled suggests we have an incentive to be anti-safe instead, so thanks. Enjoy being a distant #2 in the "unsafest" race. ;)
Those are available by delivery service only. If we gave them to you here, you'd use them here, and I already have enough wreckage to clean up, thanks.
But ... Hey, Duncan the Delivery Doggo!--Grab your spacesuit, 'cause we have another order for you to deliver to The Planet X. I hope you remember the way, since no one has seen that Duck Dodgers idjit in weeks.
Yeah, but it's close enough. Recruiting puppets is recruiting, and puppets have live players behind them.
Poems about Art?
Say, where do I start?
Not heaven nor hell can capture its spark!
Deep from the soul it breaks through to the surface,
It burns with the flames of a smoldering furnace,
For eyes, ears, or hands, for all it can be,
There is no greater depth — not even the sea.
Hello everyone! I'm here to deliver this week's edition of the League's Chronicle
Read and upvote here:
Press Chairman Gagium
LCN Chronicle Staff Amaan Land
Excellent timing! We've been needing more newpapers to line the Spaghetti Monster's litter box.