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Howard Beale wrote:Thatís actually a pretty intelligent plan.

I know right! Anyway, I'm gonna stop yelling from outside this window you broke earlier and take off.

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie brings over the requested Mountain Dew*

Uh ok.

Stegatives wrote:Howard, how ard you? You used Yoove's Coca Cocaine for frantics?

Iím gonna assume you want Cola with cocaine.

Howard ducks under the counter and pulls out a ice cold can of Cola from some random company. He grabs a crystal cup nearby and fills it with the cola. He then heads into the back room and returns with Cocaine. He adds it to the Cola. He then turns around and grabs some ice cubes from the fridge which he adds in before sliding the drink to Stegatives

Mindon wrote:I know right! Anyway, I'm gonna stop yelling from outside this window you broke earlier and take off.

You wanna drink or some food to go?

Howard Beale wrote:You wanna drink or some food to go?

Nah, I have things to do. If I wanted to order something from here I'll come back. *walks over to car and drives off*

Howard Beale wrote:Iím gonna assume you want Cola with cocaine.

Howard ducks under the counter and pulls out a ice cold can of Cola from some random company. He grabs a crystal cup nearby and fills it with the cola. He then heads into the back room and returns with Cocaine. He adds it to the Cola. He then turns around and grabs some ice cubes from the fridge which he adds in before sliding the drink to Stegatives

Thank Thor thou thrive these thrinkets that those throw, three thrixmarks?

How is everyone doing this fine afternoon?

Woods Is Back wrote:How is everyone doing this fine afternoon?

Tired as hell, I see your still alive.

Pours some good ol whisky for them and himself, before turning on some music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDga7tJL2UU

Hows live.

Drops out of the oak beams of the roofspace like a sack of potatoes onto the floor of the bar, sniffing around at any remaining scent of the Seltzer boy and Lake of fur; his old friends.

Orang-utang wrote:Drops out of the oak beams of the roofspace like a sack of potatoes onto the floor of the bar, sniffing around at any remaining scent of the Seltzer boy and Lake of fur; his old friends.

Howard gives him a sad smile

Sorry buddy. Their not around anymore. Do you want some banana juice?

Woods is actually back. Not that he was never gone, just not posting on the RMB.

Drunkndisorderly wrote:Not that he was never gone, just not posting on the RMB.

Which is the same thing as vanished without a trace. Out of sight, out of mind--and several of our staff certainly are out of their minds.

Brocklandia wrote:Which is the same thing as vanished without a trace. Out of sight, out of mind--and several of our staff certainly are out of their minds.

That they are.

Amaan land wrote:viewtopic.php?f=12&t=444783&start=25

Update from The League of Conservative Nations

You need to order a drink with that. Whatíll it be?

Howard Beale wrote:You need to order a drink with that. Whatíll it be?

Get me a black coffee

Amaan land wrote:Get me a black coffee

Pours a black coffee

Most likely the tamest thing here

*a bush rustles up to the bar and orders whatever it is that bushes order*

A Bush wrote:*a bush rustles up to the bar and orders whatever it is that bushes order*

One gallon of spring water with a tablespoon of Miracle-Gro, as requested.

*pours the blue fertilizer-water over the bush's roots*

Amaan land wrote:Get me a black coffee

Anacin wrote:Pours a black coffee
Most likely the tamest thing here

Okay, now I'm curious--does the coffee come in other colors? Puce, perhaps? Off-blue? Fluorescent stripes?

Anacin wrote:Pours a black coffee

Most likely the tamest thing here

Canít drink Iím here on official business

Amaan land wrote:Canít drink Iím here on official business

Which is a reason for everyone else to drink. I assume you're buying this round for the house?

Amaan land wrote:Get me a black coffee

He pours him a straight back coffee

Want cream or sugar?

Amaan land wrote:Canít drink Iím here on official business

What business is that my good sir? Inspection of the bar? Trade deal? Fight club?

Welcome to the Bar, New Marta Dane. Sit wherever you like. Menus are on the tables, and specials are on the board, so just holler when you're ready to order ... or if the dinner special gets loose and chews on your ankle. Cheffy assures me it has had its shots.

Howard Beale wrote:He pours him a straight back coffee

Want cream or sugar?

What business is that my good sir? Inspection of the bar? Trade deal? Fight club?

I work in the LCN foreign affairs department and this fine region is one of my assignments, I was delivering an update from the League

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