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Lardastan wrote:I'd always assumed we were a benevolent dictatorship under Max Barry with Violet as his enforcer.

"Ahahahaha! Hahaha! Free speech! No, it's not. I run this web site, see, so you have to play by my rules. It's like my own Father Knows Best state."

I mean... we are in a benevolent dictatorship. And as in any dictatorship, this president will not have power. They'll be a puppet president for Max Barry, or something, just to keep the people at peace. Yeah, that's it.

Feoras, Lake of fur, and Lardastan

Lake of fur wrote:My hero.

Mandy!

"Oh, Mandy
You came and you brought me a turkey
And I need you to play
Oh, Mandy
Well, you missed me and kept me from baking
Can we make it with clay?
Oh, Mandy!"

Barry Manilow - Mandy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKp4vNf6cn8

"I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window cryin' in the night
The night goes into
Morning just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me

Oh Mandy well
You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Mandy!

I'm standing on the edge of time
I've walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
The tears are in my mind and nothin' is rhyming

Oh Mandy well,
You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking,
And I need you today
Oh, Mandy!

Yesterday's a dream
I face the morning
Crying on a breeze
The pain is calling
Oh Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today oh, Mandy
You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away oh, Mandy
You kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you"

Lake of fur and Drunkndisorderly

21st century rome wrote:And as in any dictatorship, this president will not have power.

Can he still wear a nice suit and a top hat?

Feoras, 21st century rome, Lake of fur, and Couch fort

Lardastan wrote:Can he still wear a nice suit and a top hat?

Of course! And maybe even a monocle, if he wants.

Feoras, Lake of fur, Couch fort, and Lardastan

21st century rome wrote:Of course! And maybe even a monocle, if he wants.

Oooo, fancy.

Lake of fur

21st century rome wrote:Of course! And maybe even a monocle, if he wants.

Will there be any baby kissing?

Lake of fur

Lampastan wrote:Will there be any baby kissing?

Why do you always have to bring your hobbies into the discussion?

Lampastan

Lampastan wrote:Will there be any baby kissing?

Uhhhh.... Depends on regional policy.

Lake of fur and Lampastan

Knechting wrote:That just made my day! Thank you!

Holy cow, that was unintentional, but dang I made myself a pun

High Fives Himself

Lake of fur, Drunkndisorderly, Knechting, and Zany Zanes

Lake of fur wrote:Why do you always have to bring your hobbies into the discussion?

I just think they smell delicious.

21st century rome wrote:Uhhhh.... Depends on regional policy.

And will that be a policy the President would be able to make compulsory?

Lake of fur and Drunkndisorderly

Congrats! You have been exposed to Moronavirus!

Lampastan wrote:I just think they smell delicious.
And will that be a policy the President would be able to make compulsory?

No. The president doesn't get any power. However, perhaps through influence, the president could... strongly recommend it.

Feoras, Lake of fur, and Lampastan

Moronavirus wrote:Congrats! You have been exposed to Moronavirus!

It's been over sixteen years since we were exposed to that virus.

21st century rome wrote:No. The president doesn't get any power.

Still a ninety-eight pound weakling, huh?

Lake of fur wrote:It's been over sixteen years since we were exposed to that virus.

*Chuckles*

The Apprentice did debut in 2004, didn't it? What a maroon.

Feoras, Lake of fur, and Pax Nerdvana

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadowy bartender, temporarily turned art critic and Bartwork judge, flicks through the art entries made over the past couple of weeks. Each piece of art is deliberated upon carefully, some turned over with a quiet shake of the head. Eventually only two pieces are left and the judge gives them each a hard calculated stare. The last one is turned over solemnly.

Ahem. If I could have everyone's attention! The Bartwork round has concluded and I have this week's winner.

Harteath! Congratulations! Feel free to choose this weeks art subject and winner.

And a thank you to all of you who participated! This was a lot of fun and each entry was a great addition! I look forward to seeing more of your awesome work!

Sorry for the long delay on this. I've run into some things this week. Anyway, the theme for the next Bartwork contest is 'interpreting your favorite song as an artwork'

Feoras, Lake of fur, Zombie Penguins, Pax Nerdvana, and 6 othersPythagoras trousers, Seltzer boy, Gastropodpeople, Zany Zanes, Lardastan, and Harold holtzmeyer

Lake of fur

Harteath wrote:Anyway, the theme for the next Bartwork contest is 'interpreting your favorite song as an artwork'

That's a good one! Abstract art, here we come.

Feoras and Starving artist

Lake of fur wrote:It's been over sixteen years since we were exposed to that virus.

Pity. Well I am back again.

Lake of fur and Napalm in the Morning

Moronavirus wrote:Pity. Well I am back again.

And now I'll ask you to move on, please.

Hello everyone!

Lake of fur, Drunkndisorderly, Pax Nerdvana, and Lampastan

I suppose asking if anything stranger than normal happened is rather pointless. Nothing is "normal" enough to consider an event weird.

When did viruses gain sentience?

Feoras, Lake of fur, and Killerian

I'd place my PPSh onto the bar counter

Can I get some vodka?

Lake of fur and Killerian

Wardrop wrote:Hello everyone!

Hi :)

Lake of fur, Wardrop, Zany Zanes, and Killerian

Wardrop wrote:Hello everyone!

Hello! This your first time here?

Lake of fur and Wardrop

I am here for a drink.

Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, and Killerian

Pax Nerdvana wrote:Hello! This your first time here?

Nope, more like my third.

Lake of fur, Pax Nerdvana, and Killerian

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