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The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:I was just wondering if anyone was still here

Oh, the answer is no...........

Knechting wrote:Oh, the answer is no...........

Like the polls in your region, that's just one person's opinion.

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:I was just wondering if anyone was still here

Of course there are still people here. But the day is just beginning for some of us. 'Sleep' does not equal 'death'.

Lake of Fur wrote:
'Sleep' does not equal 'death'.

Maybe not for you....

Kakazagistan wrote:Ja ja, bratwurst.

I could also go for some sausage

Kakazagistan wrote:Ja ja, bratwurst.

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:I could also go for some sausage

*The waiter brings platters of sausages for the guests*

Lardastan wrote:*The waiter brings platters of sausages for the guests*

Takes the meat and starts eating like a maniac

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:Takes the meat and starts eating like a maniac

Is this supposed to be a joke that I don't get? I help make the food, you know.

*The vampiress drags the corpse of Knight solaire of the way of white off into the darkness at the back of the Bar to nosh on*

Though I do prefer dark meat, this'll do for now.

Lardastan wrote:*The waiter brings platters of sausages for the guests*

Ach, danke schön

*Swallows the platter leaving the sausages on the table*

*comes out of the restroom with soot covering me and smoke coming off me* never use a wabbajack as a plunger

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:I could also go for some sausage

bratwurst is actually a special kind of sausage brought out on special occasions like weddings, though some people enjoy eating it leisurely, cause it is very good

Knechting wrote:Oh, the answer is no...........

Lake of Fur wrote:Like the polls in your region, that's just one person's opinion.

Make that two people's opinions. There's obviously no one here. I mean, look at the state of this place. I was gone for--what?--just under three weeks, and this place is a mess.

  • The main bar looks like somebody used a moist hamster to wipe it down.

  • The tables are covered with dust and Fluffy dander (even Feoras would be ashamed).

  • And the floor is a maze of zombie pony tracks.

Sheesh. If anyone were here, you'd think they'd have the sense to hire a qualified janitor or something.

Mind you, I'm not giving up my cushy position as sanitation engineer just because someone else with better "qualifications" comes along. Obs.

Brocklandia wrote:Make that two people's opinions. There's obviously no one here. I mean, look at the state of this place. I was gone for--what?--just under three weeks, and this place is a mess.

  • The main bar looks like somebody used a moist hamster to wipe it down.

  • The tables are covered with dust and Fluffy dander (even Feoras would be ashamed).

  • And the floor is a maze of zombie pony tracks.

Sheesh. If anyone were here, you'd think they'd have the sense to hire a qualified janitor or something.

Mind you, I'm not giving up my cushy position as sanitation engineer just because someone else with better "qualifications" comes along. Obs.

*hands you wabbajack* dont try to unclog toilets with this

Arcticfoxxo wrote:*hands you wabbajack* dont try to unclog toilets with this

Uh ... thanks. Where do you insert the handle?

Brocklandia wrote:Uh ... thanks. Where do you insert the handle?

doesnt matter how ya handle it, it's always gonna have an unpredictable effect

Arcticfoxxo wrote:doesnt matter how ya handle it, it's always gonna have an unpredictable effect

So it's like the cleaning tools equivalent of the dinner special? I'll consider myself warned. I'm gonna lock this thing in the storeroom ... for safekeeping.

Brocklandia wrote:So it's like the cleaning tools equivalent of the dinner special? I'll consider myself warned. I'm gonna lock this thing in the storeroom ... for safekeeping.

or is it locking you out of the storeroom, and who said it was a cleaning tool?

Arcticfoxxo wrote:or is it locking you out of the storeroom, and who said it was a cleaning tool?

You got any extras of those? They sound quite nifty. Dont worry, I'm not going to use it for cleaning.

Kabravosk wrote:You got any extras of those? They sound quite nifty. Dont worry, I'm not going to use it for cleaning.

what about cooking? it makes cheese

Arcticfoxxo wrote:*comes out of the restroom with soot covering me and smoke coming off me* never use a wabbajack as a plunger

No. Never use a wabbajack, while unlicensed, as a plunger.

Arcticfoxxo wrote:what about cooking? it makes cheese

No, I dont really fancy cheese. I need it for some business in the basement. I'll buy one. Trade you a human for it.

Kabravosk wrote:No, I dont really fancy cheese. I need it for some business in the basement. I'll buy one. Trade you a human for it.

Glad to see that you’re not a human hot dog

Is it too early to post my poem?

Bruxxa wrote:Is it too early to post my poem?

I think you have to submit it on Thursday

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