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Kitty Hitler wrote:Oh, it's a monster fish. I think we'll sit this one out, but we'll gladly eat it once you catch it though

Other Info: Our ship look like this:
https://www.pinterest.ph/pin/694117361298344551/

Orion look like this:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Arthur_Grant_loch_ness_sketch.png
Even bigger than that. Probably 7m.

Songs you dont understand wrote:Orion look like this:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Arthur_Grant_loch_ness_sketch.png
Even bigger than that. Probably 7m.

That doesn't sound like much, some Plesiosaurs could reach lengths of 17 meters, and they couldn't create tsunamis (probably)

Kitty Hitler wrote:That doesn't sound like much, some Plesiosaurs could reach lengths of 17 meters, and they couldn't create tsunamis (probably)

C'mon, it's low fantasy setting (Mostly Urban fantasy style). It has something to do supernatural.

I made a valentines image for my bf, it had will smith, the letter U, Bea from pokemon sword, Myne from shield hero, question mark unown, and a heart background

Hermes Express 123 wrote:Any chance I could get a cocktail. I heard zany makes good ones

We're actually having a special on Valentine's inspired drinks.

Pours together 1/2 shot of Malibu Rum,
1/2 shot of Peach Schnapps, 1/2 shot of Citron Vodka/Plain Vodka, 3 shots of Cranberry Juice.

Rims the martini glass with sugar, using a lime/lemon wedge along the rim of the glass to get it wet and dips the glass in a plate with sugar. Gently mixes the Malibu Rum, Peach Schnapps, Vodka and Cranberry Juice together in a shaker, pours into a glass. Garnishes the love martini with a couple strawberry hearts and a strawberry on the rim.

Enjoy!

Kitty Hitler wrote:Valentine's sucks

If you're lucky and have been very, very good.

The Ruby Ranch Republic wrote:Iíd just avoid her at all costs. I havenít seen Kabravosk in a while.
Thinks about that time he tried to hit on ĎFloí
Oh god

*Glances over at 'Flo' who seems engrossed in her knitting*

I'm sure they're fine; she's not wearing that creepy smile she has when she's been feeding.

Starving Artist wrote:We are accepting submissions until Friday!

It's still not too late to enter your artwork for this week's Bartwork art contest.

We are looking for original submissions depicting patrons and staff of the Bar. Had some nice entries so far but I'd still like to see more.

*Sets aside his empty glass with a sigh*

I really loved that beer.

Oh well, time to move on; barkeep, set me up on another date with a fresh pint of Snozzlefoam.

Lake of Fur wrote:We are looking for original submissions depicting patrons and staff of the Bar.

They can share my crayons, if they want.

Tank Commander wrote:barkeep, set me up on another date with a fresh pint of Snozzlefoam.

*Draws a fresh pint for the old soldier and passes it over to him*

Arcticfoxxo wrote:I made a valentines image for my bf

*The clams of the house band plays a Valentine's Day song for the guests*

Nomeansno - 0+2=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Al0_UbBPo8

"0 + 2 = 1
Race that to the finish line at a dead run
Life is short and love is fleeing
Before these masks, haloed with snakes
Hissing like rain on the pavement
The blind are deafened and the lame are made dumb
For that queer equation this is the sum:
0 + 2 = 1

0 + 2 = 1
Before the feast, chops on the block
A word to the wise is a fork into flesh
Everything stretched under Godís great hand:
A mouth to a breast, an ax to a tree
The hoot of an owl in the dreams of a mouse
Count on your fingers, itís the rule of the thumb, that
0 + 2 = 1

0 + 2 = 1
Yes and no are like day and night
One breaks as the other is falling
Question the answers, stir the solutions
In the end, for light, you must burn your conclusions;
Night and darkness love silence above all
Not the equations of sun-loving apes
Or their prayers for the dead, of a world thatís to come
0 + 2 = 1

0 + 2 = 1
It may not be nice, it may not be fun
It may just be a halo of hissing snakes
But if nothing is something, if to rise is to fall
Then a child needs a name, like a corpse needs a pall
Nonsense is better than no sense at all
Hail to the lies by which all truths are hounded!
The murder is done, the temple is founded
Where the current is grounded its circuitry hums:
0 + 2 = 1

0 + 2 = 1
0 + 2 = 1
0 + 2 = 1
0 + 2 = 1

These events are the same, in a different chain
For the myth of logic and its heroes
1 Ė 2 ="

*Transforms back after conversing for the day*.
Well this has been nice! I'll definitely be back later tonight! Mind if I open a tab? Also are there any good hotels or apartments around here? I'm looking to become a regular.

Pidg wrote:Mind if I open a tab?

That'd be a good idea of you're going to be here a lot.

Bar tabs can be paid off at the beginning of each month by visiting 'Flo' at the cashier's counter.

Pidg wrote:Also are there any good hotels or apartments around here?

There are some flats to let in the building upstairs. I believe Feoras handles those transactions.

Thanks for the embassy I'm here to claim my free drink.

Fort Sackville wrote:Thanks for the embassy I'm here to claim my free drink.

Awesome to see you! Just order when you're ready!

Zany Zanes wrote:Awesome to see you! Just order when you're ready!

Alright, I would like a Heart attack Burger and a hard cider please

Also I would like to say that is a impressive menu that you have

Fort Sackville wrote:Alright, I would like a Heart attack Burger and a hard cider please

On the double my friend.

Sends the order to the back where a cataclysmic orchestration bursts into a chaotic symphony. Fire pours from the window which is quickly put out before reaching anyone. While this is happening the shadowy bartender grabs a glass and pours a hard cider, sliding it to the patron. The loudness from the kitchen has died down now and the shadow turns around to grab a burger from the window, setting it before the patron.

Enjoy.

Fort Sackville wrote:Also I would like to say that is a impressive menu that you have

Thank you, it's one of our more proudly heralded attractions. Over there you can meet our resident zombies playing darts.

Zany Zanes wrote:Thank you, it's one of our more proudly heralded attractions.

Tell them about our famous root beer fountain.

Zany Zanes That was a great meal.. This has to be one of the finest establishments in nationstates.
I'm celebrating Valentine's Day alone, I got fired from my job yesterday morning I came home early and found my girlfriend and my best friend in bed.. Later that day I bought a lottery ticket and won 4 million dollars. So you know it's cool. * Gives the shadow barkeep a $500 tip And a satisfied smile, Hope to see you again*

Fort Sackville wrote:I came home early and found my girlfriend and my best friend in bed.

*The clan of gastropods continues their Valentine's Day musical set*

Nomeansno - Revenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc9cXJzfHSg

"You've spread your wings and learned to fly
You've tried and tried and now you've succeeded
Well that's too bad, that's too bad, that's too bad, I'm alive
That's too bad, that's too bad, open your eyes

Revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Open your eyes, revenge
Open wide, revenge

You've fooled them once, you've fooled them twice
They think you're nice but no, you're just clever
That's too bad, that's too bad, that's too bad, my friend
That's too bad, that's too bad, this is the end

Revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
You die, revenge
You die, revenge

You want to know why? You want to know why?
You die, you die
You want to know why? You want to know why?
You die, you die
Well that's too bad, that's too bad, that's too bad, I'm alive
That's too bad, that's too bad, I will survive
And the band played some good'ole
Rock and roll

What I want most in the whole wide world
Is a girl, just a girl
One who will keep me from losing my mind
One who will keep me from losing my mind
And she'll be the best girl in the whole wide world
She'll be the best girl in the whole wide world

Revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
You die, you die, you die
Revenge"

Lake of Fur wrote:If you're lucky and have been very, very good.
*Glances over at 'Flo' who seems engrossed in her knitting*

I'm sure they're fine; she's not wearing that creepy smile she has when she's been feeding.

*crawls up from the basement, bruised and bloodied, holding a singular key, looking particularly frenzied today*

who locked me down there? I did nothing wrong.
You have no idea the things I've seen.

Shot of vodka please?
*takes a seat at the bar*

Kabravosk wrote:Shot of vodka please?

*Pours out a shot*

The basement's not a safe place for people.

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