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Most Devout: 396th Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Avoided: 955th+7
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,078th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,163rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,458th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,760th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,789th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,059th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,230th
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Well Hello There! And Welcome to the Assembly of United Nations. We are a welcoming region with an organized structure but plenty of room to have fun. There are lots of things to do here! If your the politcal type then run for President or butter up the President to get a top government post. Or you could make it rich by playing the random stock market and racking up our regional currency, RUNICS. Also play in our AUN Olympics held on the last Saturday of every month. Misery is banned and so are haters, have fun and prosper! .

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1.The Imperial State of Lower HollandIron Fist Consumerists“להחזיק את הספרים”
2.The Federal Republic of Roberts CanadaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“From Sea to Sea”
3.The United States of The Ameerican RepublicNew York Times Democracy“In God we Trust”
4.The Atlantic Federal Republic of NorthwestinghamshireInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Deinceps In Caelum”
5.The Most Serene State of The Land of ApplesLiberal Democratic Socialists“Mala Sunt Ssui”

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67 days ago lol

WE ARE THE AMERICANS

Important Notice. The First Episode of Season Two has been bumped up to this Thursday as I am gone on the weekend. See you then and have a good corrupt week.

Season 2 Episode 1
"The Finest Prison"
“The White House is the finest prison in the world” -Harry Truman

The mop bucket’s puddles serve as reflectors for the TV’s screens inside Joe’s diner. Outside a man casually smokes a cigarette in a late evening drizzle. The program inside is President Richmond’s state of the Union. It is January 20th, 2021, one year to the day since President Keith Richmond was inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States. Richmond, a Wisconsin Democrat, took over from Republican President Ezikiel Kinkaide who himself was only President because his predecessor, Raymond Skinner was impeached after his attempt to launch a nuclear attack on Russia was squashed by his secretary of state. The man inside is Kinkaide’s former chief of staff, Pierre Turgeon. Turgeon is critiquing in his mind the political planning that he knows went into the speech he is listening to.
“You are so boring Mr.President” he thinks out loud,
“ How did you ever win?”
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Barry Michaels is avoiding Terry Carlyle . With their offices directly opposite in the white house, they are avoiding looking at each other. Michaels is the Deputy Chief of Staff and Carlyle is the Chief of Staff. The Two have never interacted that much. Both of them are watching the state of the Union. The reason for their discomfort? The chief of staff wasn’t picked by the President.
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Keith Richmond strolls out onto the veranda outside the oval office. The sun is going down and glinting of the rifle barrels of the formal secret service agents.

“Getting Tired Ron?” Richmond quips to the Secret Service Man to his left.
The normally stone faced agent grins,
“No Mr.President”
A brief silence interrupted only by the sirens of Washington DC ensues.
“And you sir?” says Ron
Richmond’s grin fades. He walks a short distance down the veranda and stops looking toward the residence of the Vice President.
“You know Harry Truman was right Ron, this really is the finest Prison in the world.
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443 Days Earlier

“Who do you like for chief of staff?”
“Franky, we don’t have to have that conversation now.”
“No Chris I think we do.”

The Vice President Elect, Christopher Clemens, sighs and leans back in his chair. He has just received notice that Senator Rollins, the Republic candidate for President has conceded and his ticket mate, Keith Richmond will be the next President. The sherry has barely been opened and already this darned Capioni is talking insider posts.
“I don’t know who I like”
“ Well I have some ideas…….”
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Season 2 Episode 2 "The Radical" premiers today

Season 2 Episode 2
The Radical
“Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.” -Barry Goldwater

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"I don't understand Chris you had no problem with Sanford!"

President Richmond is agitated, walking around the oval office using his fist on the resolute desk to prove a point.

"That is a gross oversimplification Mr.President" comes back the quiet comment from Vice President Christopher Clemens. He is sitting calmly in the plush couches in the middle of the oval office. Staring down at the seal of the Presidency embedded on the carpet below, he continues.

“I simply have misgivings about Governor Sanford’s credentials that I think the Senate may share when we attempt to confirm him to the Federal Election Commision.”

“But the FEC needs a voice like Sanford!,” exclaims Richmond,
“He is a former Governor of Oregon, He agrees with us on Campaign Finance Reform and he gets things done!”

Clemens squirms uncomfortably in his chair.

“Well it could be argued on certain issues such as Campaign Finance Reform and erm….. morality, that Governor Sanford is something of a radical.”

Richmond throws up his hands,
“Who’s arguing that?”
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“I’m telling ya Chris, he’s too radical.”
Vice President Clemens tapps his cigarette on his ashtray and breathes out slowly. Then he addresses the person who is complaining, Franky Capioni
“The Democrats in congress like him, he could probably get passed easily.”
Capioni sighs,
“ Look Chris I got you elected see? Lesiak in Maryland, Kappard in Connecticut, your boy in the oval office got the nomination cause we helped him out in South Carolina. You know as well as I do all that stops if the FEC starts going rogue on us! Private spending restrictions, under the table laws! Sandord will be a disaster!”
Clemens gets up and puts out his cigar.
“I need a reason to reject him.”
“I just gave you a handful of reasons!” says the frustrated Capioni
“ No Franky, you don’t understand,” Clemens pauses and hands Capioni a cigar
“ I need a really good reason.
Capioni Smiles
“ I understand”
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“Welcome to JTF nightly news and here we have a breaking news alert from the White House. Our correspondent in Washington, Sara Corstair, has more. Sara?
“ Thank you Kris, In an unlikely turn of events, Democratic Senator Lisa Kappard, head of the Senate Judicial Committee from Connecticut, got on Live TV and opposed President Richmond’s nominee to the Federal Election Commision. This is surprising considering Senator Kappard had no prior objections to this. Congressman Tom Lesiak from Maryland who holds a seat on the House Judiciary committee has jumped to the defense of Senator Kappard stating,
“I think Senator Kappard has legitimate disagreements with Governor Sanford and I also believe there are concerns about the extent of his ideological bearings that deserve consideration.”
“ This has certainly been a big day in Washington Kris and it’s not over yet, back to you!”
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Capioni leans back and sighs contentedly.
“ All they needed was a little pressure.”
Franky gets up and turns down the TV volume and prepares himself a drink. But through the nearly silenced TV come the words that will shake the Political world.
“ JTF News can now report that it appears Republican Congressmen are asking for an investigation into the previous election. Especially concerning the South Carolina Democratic Primary.”

Well this should get interesting

Episode Three, "Coup d'eat" will be published Tuesday the 25th.

Episode Three, "Coup d'eat" will be published Tuesday the 25th.

and its the 27th...dont replie

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