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Group 5 is completely cured.

Lazarian wrote:Group 4 is cleared.

Also, if you want that 0% dead stat, you might need to kick Volcanosis for picking extermination.

Thanks for the Intel. As for the rest, I'm going down the NS rankings of most infected.

I believe groups 6/7 are 100% clear. May wanna double check

I'm working from the bottom and groups 20 & 19 are clear. 18 will be soon.

Hey all watch out for Nationalistic Balkans he sent me a tg asking for entry into the region which I denied so be on guard for people asking to enter as they might undo our hard work

group 17 is clear. I will jump back in later.

Group 8 is clear.

EDIT: Groups 13, 14, 15, and 16 are cleared as well.

Where's the last 130 million?

Check group 12

Group 12 is clear. It may take some time for the stats to update.

Anybody see any Zombies, anywhere in Texas? Everybody has done an awesome job. We want an All Clear at the top of the hour!

🚫 🧟 🚫


"Ensign begin a sweep of Texas for all Zombies, inform me when it's complete."

NewTexasI believe we’re all clear sir!


Man-o-man-o-man! You dudes & dudettes are SUPER AWESOME! We did that in right at 28 hours! We are The Champions! That was simply incredible work. What a team! What a plan! Texas has this down. No stinkin' Zombies in Texas and not a single Texan dead. The only regret is that we had to boot so many. That is sad that they could not get with the program. We also regret is that, for the second year in a row, we never got to use our Mk V Cauterizer. * eyes a redshirt from StarfleetMedical and lets 'er rip, right below the kneecap * Hey, that is not bad tech Max, Oh High and Mighty Overlord of All Things In The Multiverse! Redshirt, good thing you live in StarfleetMedical, maybe they can sew that back on. Look at it this way, no bleeding whatsoever, on either side; now that is what an Mk V Cauterizer is supposed to do!

We would like to thank our handy-dandy Lieutenant Governor of Texas, Hiram of The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins for all his hard work and coordination and information dissemination along with Trec, our glorious Secretary of State of Texas of The Randomness of Trecdom2 for whom many nations owe a debt of gratitude. The two of them and all their puppets were most prolific in their defense of Texas as was Max from The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man and Verner of The Eternal Vulcan Jedi Empire of Fort Verden fame! There were countless more we saw helping every time we looked around. This is how a region is supposed to work. Texans helping Texans! This is why Texas is The Bestest Region in The World™!

Thank you, Texas! You all deserve a big round of applause!

Big Tex
Governor of Texas

Oh yeah, let the party begin!

In TZERO headquarters.

"Sir the sweeps have come back negative for Zombies in Texas. What are your orders?"

With an eye on the global zombie count, the lead officer quickly makes a decision.

"Stand down from Red Alert, but maintain Yellow Alert status. Untill all zombies are gone worldwide, we can't fully relax."

As it stands we are #4 in most survivors with no infected!! This may be the highest we’ve ever been!!

Either way great job Texas and thanks to all of you who helped achieve this success!!!


Hiram Fox
Lt Governor

Whoop! BTHO Z-Day.

#5 in most survivors without any infestations. Congratulations!

Edit: Now #6, but still great.

#6 Most Survivors + No Infections
#10 Most Survivors

Still holding the tradition of fighting the dreaded Zombies

***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

WaHootie! It is Saturday Breakfast time again and today is Gritsapalooza by request of our buddy The Eternal Emperor, Verner Von Richthofen! We have some of the finest coarsely-ground corn the Lone Star State has to offer for you today. We will start with Super Cheesy Grits - a volcano of creamy grits cooked to perfection with pure Texas Spring Water and freshly-squeezed and churned creamery cream and a boatload of extra-sharp yellow Cheddar cheese with a touch of garlic and a healthy pinch of cayenne, mounded into a volcano filled with butter! Woo! You could stop right there and be totally satisfied. But, no, we have more. We have Bacon Grits, a yummy combo of almost 50-50 grits and bacon topped off with more super crispy bacon for the bacon-lover in you. Want something a little more upscale for your humble grits? Can do! We will be serving Grits with Parmesan and Prosciutto to give a little Italian flair to your breakfast. Don't want grits in a bowl or piled high? Not a prob. We will be offering up Texas-shaped fried grit cakes where we cook the grits, spread them out on a cookie sheet, cool them down, cut out Texas shapes and fry them up to a crispy golden brown in pure Texas butter. That calls for another Woo! For those on the healthy diet, we can whip up a bowl of a plain ol' porridge of grits, but it should be a dish of last resort especially when there are so many better ways of having them. Take note Eternal Emperor Verner, our dearly-departed buddy, the God-Emperor Vlad (R.I.P.), substitutes olive oil for butter for a heart-healthy version and we will be offering that option for you too. To make it extra special for everyone, today we will be serving up Shrimp and Grits! These ain't yo momma's grits either. These bad boys are loaded up with plenty of butter, extra sharp, aged cheddar cheese and cayenne pepper and topped off with fresh Gulf Shrimp, sautéed up in even more fresh creamery butter, chopped garlic, green onion, crispy bacon and topped off with a healthy handful of parsley. Woo! And, last but not least, for our bell pepper-loving SecDef, Grits Frittata is on the bill made with perfectly-cooked grits mixed with eggs, diced red and green bell peppers, onions, crumbled, cooked sausage, parsley and a generous handful of parmesan cheese all baked up and sliced into Texas-sized wedges. Yessiree! To wash all these great grits down, we will open up The Juice Bar with all the standard juices - Orange, Apple, Grapefruit, and Tomato. This week's funky stuff will be Carbonated Watermelon Water! Try "The Suicide" - all the juices, in one glass - we dare you! It doesn't get much better than this! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. Of course, The Never Ending Urn of Coffee is full and ready to help you wash it all down. Texas coffee doesn't get much better. Enjoy Texas! You know you want to!®

Our friends over in The Dominion of United Vinceland have a new Special Breakfast Beverage of the Day for us again! Vincent has whipped up an odd one today, but perfectly in tune with the zombies we are all still sweeping up. We present you with the Polyjuice Potion Punch! This bad boy is like a green goblin in a goblet - lime sherbert is mixed with lemon-lime Sprite, a drop of green food coloring, a thin slice of lime and topped off with a dry ice cube to make it a bubbly, foaming, smoky concoction guaranteed to tickle your nose as well as your taste buds. Thank you, Vincent!

The Juice Bar will be open with Apple Juice and Orange Juice. Today's funky one is Pineapple-Mango Madness - sweet, tart and tangy! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. Of course, The Never Ending Urn of Coffee is full and ready to help you wash it all down. Texas Coffee doesn't get much better. Come on down and start your day right Texas. You know you want to!®

***** Texas Shout Outs *****

@ ALL TEXANS - Thank you again for all you did on Z-Day!

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.

The Texas Chat Site is here:

Please register with your nation name. This is a great opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome. Texas Chat, 763 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 15 years! Check it out! Good stuff!

So I just thought about this what if we completely scrape the James Cameron Terminator franchise and start fresh
Roland Kickinger as The T-800-101
Kyle Reese= unknown actor
Sarah Connor= unknown actress
setting: either Johannesburg, Perth, or Sydney
Budget: same as T2 around 109 million
plot Skynet is a telecom network created to connect and manage email, text, and telephone traffic it starts learning through our communication then humanity tries to destroy it, in turn it launches Nuclear missiles from a compromised US, Russia, and Chinese arsenal causing Judgement Day.

So what do you think does it sound better then any of the terminator movies including Dark Fate?

Hi everyone!

Looks like I missed an event. There’s always next year. :)

Sangchris wrote:#6 Most Survivors + No Infections
#10 Most Survivors

Congratulations everyone! :)

Issues Test Bed wrote: Jumpin' deity on a stick, Leia, this really sucks. With the all the chest thumpin' Verner's gone through over the last few months I have to wonder if there is permanent damage to the catriledge anchoring the sternum to his ribcage. I assume with everything that is going on, that is kind of low on the priority scale, but it could be a mobility and breathing issue as he recovers.

Verner doesn’t have permanent damage to the cartilage anchoring the sternum to his ribcage yet and hopefully won’t have that problem in future. I believe my lord would’ve preferred sternum/ribcage injury to being dead. If CPR wasn’t performed hard and fast enough on him when he was in Cardiac Arrest it wouldn’t have been effective enough and he would’ve died. A person can live with sternum and/or ribcage injuries but not pulseless and without sufficient oxygenating blood circulation. That said, if he’d died he couldn’t complain about any injuries sustained during the chest compressions and since he’s alive the chest thumpin' saved him so he couldn't complain either. ;)


Hello Texas all those who are in the WA please support our pale Grays Harbor here --> page=sc and vote FOR commending Grays Harbor

Gig em Aggies wrote:Hello Texas all those who are in the WA please support our pale Grays Harbor here --> page=sc and vote FOR commending Grays Harbor

Pale Grays Harbor? Do I need more sun? 🤔 🌞


(And thanks for the vote of support, it’s nice to know I’m not unnoticed 😉)

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