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The trick of course, would be to make them the aggressor.

Rhodevus wrote:

if you wanna talk about incredible wars, look no further than this amazing war between capsland and eubatu.

August 5th, 1853 - War of the Excrement: A Eubatian fleet was sailing and ventured close to a seperate fleet of Capslandian ships. When Eubatian sailors painted "Capsland is filled with pig dung and horse manure" onto the sails of one ship, a large argument broke out between members of both fleets; the ships passing extremely close to one another. This lead to gun shots between soldiers. The war ended when the captains of both fleets signed a small peace treaty on board the Capslandian flagship; HMCS Dunesburry. The war lasted seven hours, with the arguments included in this time frame. Strength: 5 Capslandian ships, 423 sailors and soldiers. 4 Eubatian ships, 392 sailors/soldiers. Casualties/Losses: 25 Capslandian soldiers dead, 3 injured. 34 Eubatian soldiers dead, 12 injured, 1 damaged ship.

This needs an IIWiki page.

Rhodevus wrote:

if you wanna talk about incredible wars, look no further than this amazing war between capsland and eubatu.

August 5th, 1853 - War of the Excrement: A Eubatian fleet was sailing and ventured close to a seperate fleet of Capslandian ships. When Eubatian sailors painted "Capsland is filled with pig dung and horse manure" onto the sails of one ship, a large argument broke out between members of both fleets; the ships passing extremely close to one another. This lead to gun shots between soldiers. The war ended when the captains of both fleets signed a small peace treaty on board the Capslandian flagship; HMCS Dunesburry. The war lasted seven hours, with the arguments included in this time frame. Strength: 5 Capslandian ships, 423 sailors and soldiers. 4 Eubatian ships, 392 sailors/soldiers. Casualties/Losses: 25 Capslandian soldiers dead, 3 injured. 34 Eubatian soldiers dead, 12 injured, 1 damaged ship.

if you think that be called "a place filled with pig dung" is not a good casus belli, you should know that my city once declared war on our neighboring city because they stole a bucket

Felsinia wrote:

I forgot to say that we lost, and they still have the bucket

XD who did you declare war on?

Lindenholt wrote:

How did Modena win...?

Asking the real questions

Rhodevus wrote:

good news: only have 1 exam left and I only need 13% on final to pass the course

bad news: don't know if I can get 13% on the final

"13? out of how many points?"
"100"
"..."

Rhodevus wrote:

13%

At first I thought you meant only 13% of people passed that exam; to which I wanted to reply:

Yeah thermo is hard.

Y'know what's a sobering thought? Realizing that for all the time I've spent here, my contributions to regional canon have been in the neighborhood of diddly-squat. I could leave tomorrow and no one would need to change a thing, except remove me from the map.

Eikangaard wrote:

Y'know what's a sobering thought? Realizing that for all the time I've spent here, my contributions to regional canon have been in the neighborhood of diddly-squat. I could leave tomorrow and no one would need to change a thing, except remove me from the map.

This must mean
That you
Should Create
An
International incident

Hello everyone! I just created the nation of Vuvau, which customs and environment are similar to Morrowind in the Elder Scrolls series. The people who inhabit my country are regular humans who are ruled by a king who claims divine providence from God. Vuvau was the only major power and was once a great empire that expanded into parts of the Australia like landmass as well as the smaller islands where the Pacific would be. They were also notorious for their coffee plantations and large slave trade. They have never been a protectorate or colonized and have gone head to head with Western powers over colonial pursuits in the area. I look forward to talking to more of you in the future. Also, check out my fact books if you want to.

Vuvau wrote:

Hello everyone! I just created the nation of Vuvau, which customs and environment are similar to Morrowind in the Elder Scrolls series. The people who inhabit my country are regular humans who are ruled by a king who claims divine providence from God. Vuvau was the only major power and was once a great empire that expanded into parts of the Australia like landmass as well as the smaller islands where the Pacific would be. They were also notorious for their coffee plantations and large slave trade. They have never been a protectorate or colonized and have gone head to head with Western powers over colonial pursuits in the area. I look forward to talking to more of you in the future. Also, check out my fact books if you want to.

hello and welcome to Sunalaya! To join our map, please post at least 3 times in a Sunlayan roleplay, including a post in our News thread. Enjoy your time in the region and feel free to ask me any and all questions you have, no matter how strange. (okay, maybe it matters a little bit how strange. ;P)

Belantica wrote:

Yeah nah mate, it's okay to do every assignment at the last minute.

mood