by Max Barry

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Sumerian Coalition World Census

The Most Primitive in Sumerian Coalition

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Sumerian Coalition is ranked 7,602nd in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of President DJ TrumpInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Currently Making America Great Again”
2.The Major League of BaseballInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It's not over until the fat lady sings!”
3.The Regitur-Coetus Monarchy of New South Blue DotFather Knows Best State“Rid yourself of the horrid chains of Weakness!”
4.The Community of United Alliances RecruiterFather Knows Best State“Come to United Alliances!”
5.The Disputed Territories of WA Secretary-GeneralRight-wing Utopia“NewTexas.”
6.The Le gardien of The Silver BaronyCompulsory Consumerist State“Fides enim et dignitatis.”
7.The Grand Marshmallow Raj of KarmaIron Fist Consumerists“My Karma ran over your dogma.”
8.The Heretical Hamstrings of The Mythical Bacon TribeCorrupt Dictatorship“All hail the mythical Fried Swine!”
9.The Jasne Światło of ThoriFather Knows Best State“Śledź światło.”
10.The Holy Grand Bishopry of ObadiahstanPsychotic Dictatorship“Mer muss uff sich selwer achtgewwe.”