by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Strawberry School

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Strawberry School is ranked 10,746th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of 011-UBAnarchy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.The Republic of Duck it i cant think of any more namesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Join The Order of the Grey Wardens!”
3.The Empire of GU 98th Marine BattalionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“By The People For The People”
4.The Armed Republic of Jiutianzhiji AnfanganshuCivil Rights Lovefest“For Wheath, the Isles, and the Wardens!”
5.The Colony of EncinitasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
6.The Republic of DragoE 37th Army DivisionDemocratic Socialists“Fear Me”
7.The Republic of Emuli Legion 21Father Knows Best State“Rise and Shine”
8.The Republic of Slothbee 5Father Knows Best State“Bzz bzz”
9.The Gravy Baby of ISPFunLandFather Knows Best State“Whats up my gravy babies?”
10.The Republic of Ankh 32Psychotic Dictatorship“Love beyond”