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Alekseandrea wrote:That's obviously under kinetic weaponry. Potato cannons and all that.

Look, I'm getting desperate for poll ideas. It's either this or several months of meta polls.

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How does one access their data and information updates?
Smartphone, Tablet, PC, Laptop, Radio, Newspaper, Televison, Games Console, Water Cooler word-of-mouth, or other form of obsolete human communication?
End of Line.
MxR

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Muppet puppet manager

What's your favorite groove, soul sister? How do you get down to Funkytown? Jazz, Soul, Rhythm and Blues, Disco or Emo, it's all good. Right onnnn. ✌️

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Muppet puppet manager ii

Alekseandrea wrote:Look, I'm getting desperate for poll ideas. It's either this or several months of meta polls.

Me have idea for YOU mean lady!
Yes, yes, hmm hmm uh huh. Best poll ever.
What you favorite cookie?
Oh yeah. Dat one good tasty poll. It makes mouth water just to say it.
So many to choose . . . chocolate chip, double chocolate chip, oatmeal, peanut butter, iced oatmeal, fudge chip, oh ohh me getting hungry . . .

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All these muppets and puppets,
You are going to start making me use couplets!

Goshdangitt!

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Please be kind and rewind

If that's what passes for Walrus poetry, you are the Wordsworth of your ilk, Itrosomia! 😊
Umbrella Academy gets two thumbs up and I highly recommend you all give it a watch! 👍👍

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Versatran

Walrus poetry.
Two words that don't belong together in a sentence.
Like puppy jello, or amateur hysterectomy, or perhaps Trump Presidency...oh crap, too late! 😩

*edit* Hey, Alekseandrea make a poll out of that! 'Two words that shouldn't be together in a sentence!'

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We're doing poll suggestions? OK, how about "If I ruled the World, who would I execute first?"
Or if you're a namby-pamby, left-wing, bleeding-heart Liberal, "If I was Secretary General of the United Nations, what 'World Policy' would I enforce first?"
Just make sure Potato is an option for the first poll, please?
Muahhahah!

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Muppet puppet manager ii wrote:Me have idea for YOU mean lady!
Yes, yes, hmm hmm uh huh. Best poll ever.
What you favorite cookie?
Oh yeah. Dat one good tasty poll. It makes mouth water just to say it.
So many to choose . . . chocolate chip, double chocolate chip, oatmeal, peanut butter, iced oatmeal, fudge chip, oh ohh me getting hungry . . .

Iced Double double chocolate fudge chip peanut butter oatmeal

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Muahhahah

Versatran wrote:Walrus poetry.
Two words that don't belong together in a sentence.

▶️ Testicular boxing
▶️ Skidmark Mayonnaise
▶️ Clinton 2020

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Muahhahah wrote:▶️ Testicular boxing
▶️ Skidmark Mayonnaise
▶️ Clinton 2020

🤣🤣🤣...and eww!

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Muahhahah wrote:We're doing poll suggestions? OK, how about "If I ruled the World, who would I execute first?"
Or if you're a namby-pamby, left-wing, bleeding-heart Liberal, "If I was Secretary General of the United Nations, what 'World Policy' would I enforce first?"
Just make sure Potato is an option for the first poll, please?
Muahhahah!

I take offense to you thinking that I might be a liberal!

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Alekseandrea wrote:I take offense to you thinking that I might be a liberal!

Indeed! 😲
For my part, my dear, I've always thought of you as apolitical, asexual, and a-heartless soulsucking wench of middling intellect. 💋

M.

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(Let us see how long it takes for The Succubot's brain to melt when she reads this flame. I'll be in my bunker . . . in the fetal position.)

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Matrixulated wrote:Indeed! 😲
For my part, my dear, I've always thought of you as apolitical, asexual, and a-heartless soulsucking wench of middling intellect. 💋

M.

But doesn't that mean Alekseandrea does have a heart...? 🤔 We'll see how long that notion holds up when A's retribution rains down on your undoubtedly-not-strong-enough shelter.

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I'm calling dibs on his card collection!
And his sneakers, if he's a size 11½. ☺

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Matrixulated wrote:

(Let us see how long it takes for The Succubot's brain to melt when she reads this flame. I'll be in my bunker . . . in the fetal position.)

Oh dear! 😨
Let me vacate the blast radius. I've had my fill of shrapnel thank you very much!
Huzzah!

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Versatran wrote:Two words that don't belong together in a sentence.

Fresh Frozen! 😠

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Please be kind and rewind

Matrixulated wrote:I'll be in my bunker . . . in the fetal position.)

Run and hide like the cockroach you are! What a wimp.

Versatran wrote:Two words that don't belong together in a sentence.

Male Superiority

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1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, trespassers entering King Lysander's office are immediately vaporized.

I never knew force fields could ever do such a thing 😂

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Matrixulated reloaded wrote:* Authorized User account detected . . . Mother . . . *

How does one access their data and information updates?
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End of Line.
MxR

In your particular case I'm always unreachable.
Also, I have no son.

Matrixulated wrote:Indeed! 😲
For my part, my dear, I've always thought of you as apolitical, asexual, and a-heartless soulsucking wench of middling intellect. 💋

M.

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(Let us see how long it takes for The Succubot's brain to melt when she reads this flame. I'll be in my bunker . . . in the fetal position.)

Everyone is asexual in your presence.

Why would you care about "soulsucking"? Only real people have souls, you know.
You don't have one and never will. Disney lied to you. Pinocchio isn't real.

I'd prefer to settle your baseless insult of my intelligence with a battle of wits, but I'm afraid you have been rather economically gifted in the wits departement.

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Yep. Saw that coming. 😲
Monster Slam! 🤣
Huzzah!

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Casper the ghost

hi

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Biological weapons, 'cause, I mean, who will ever forget the potato mine explosions?

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Hey man, welcome.

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Welcome to Spiritus, Casper the ghost! Come on in, just step around the chalk outline that used to be The Quiescent Platypus, and make yourself at home.

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