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Muppet puppet manager

Memenferno wrote:And the Oscar goes to...

Heyyyy! Who's makin' all dat freakin' noise? 😠
Can't a Grouch get some peace and frikkin' quiet while he takes a freakin' nap around here?
Get away from my trash can you lefty-liberal limp-dick before I beat yas to death with dat golden statue!
Freakin' kids these days... 😡... ZzzzZzzz

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Hardyhomeland wrote:You're only saying that because no matter how hard you try you can't file through the bars on the windows at your psyche ward retirement home! 😂

The bars are there to keep creepy stalkers out.
I'm only using the file to rub in your face.

Besides, how did you get out of your kindergarten?
Did they threw you in the trash? Again?
It must be hard knowing that no one sees a difference between you and trash.

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Ooh, she's getting warmed up!
Popcorn! 🌽♨💥
I love a good evisceration!
Huzzah!

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud wrote:Ooh, she's getting warmed up!
Popcorn! 🌽♨💥
I love a good evisceration!
Huzzah!

Sets up a vendor's stall selling🍿popcorn, roasted🥜🌰nuts, and candyfloss, lighting the gas fires.

GET YOUR NUTS ROASTED HERE!

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📣POPCORN! GET YER POPCORN!!

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Matrixulated reloaded

Guido-Fawkes wrote:

GET YOUR NUTS ROASTED HERE!

I don't require them to be roasted.
Could you just hold them in your hands and warm them gently?
MxR

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Matrixulated reloaded wrote:I don't require them to be roasted.
Could you just hold them in your hands and warm them gently?
MxR

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Hardyhomeland

Get me out of here! Creepy OLD ladies rubbing my face and creepy rotting guys in masks handwarming your nuts 😨

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Hardyhomeland wrote:Get me out of here! Creepy OLD ladies rubbing my face and creepy rotting guys in masks handwarming your nuts 😨

Do you find something wrong with warm nuts?

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Muppet puppet manager

Be like Animaaaal!
Furry and nuts!
Aaaaarrggghhhhhh! Smaaaaaaash and smaaaaaaash!

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Muppet puppet manager ii

Hardyhomeland wrote:Hey! Muppet come and open your present!
    CookiesFail

    Psyche!

    😂😂😂

    😨 😨 😨

😓 Wot...you...😢...do...to...😭 cookeees? 😲

Dis not funny. 😡

You soooo cruel...oh...who dat at my door? 😞
...
📦 Oh! For me? ...Me open dis box...📦

    💥💥💥Salvation cookie 💥💥💥

🎵🎶 C is for cookie, and cookie is for ME! 🎶🎵
Ahhhhhhhh nom nom nom nom!

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Hardyhomeland wrote:Ah, Amazon just delivered a package I ordered for the scary looking overweight angry hairy thing (no, not you Please be kind and rewind) the blue one!
Hey! Muppet puppet manager ii come and open your present!
    CookiesFail

    Psyche!

    😂😂😂

Classic genre movie, Se7en, with Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt, and Pedo Spacey!
"What's in the box, man, what's in the boxxxx?
Well, it wasn't cookies that time either! 😨
Hardlyhome cracked a funny. Well done 👍 Rainman, bravo!

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Guido-Fawkes wrote:

GET YOUR NUTS ROASTED HERE!

Matrixulated reloaded wrote:I don't require them to be roasted.
Could you just hold them in your hands and warm them gently?
MxR

Worads wrote:Do you find something wrong with warm nuts?

🔊Alekseandrea.....get in here sweetcheeks, we could use your oral skills...
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...because you claim to speak monkey and Orangutan language and it looks like the primates are taking over this zoo! 😆

(Ha hahhh! Betcha thought I was going in a different direction there, didn't ya?)

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Muahhahah wrote:


🔊Alekseandrea.....get in here sweetcheeks, we could use your oral skills...
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...because you claim to speak monkey and Orangutan language and it looks like the primates are taking over this zoo! 😆

(Ha hahhh! Betcha thought I was going in a different direction there, didn't ya?)

Hey, either way

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Monkey, orangutan I know it all

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This is NOT going to end well. 😓

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Muppet puppet manager

Oh maaaan! The Mayhem Bus is rollin' outta here, man. Boss Lady gonna crack that whip alright. Peace! ✌

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Muppet puppet manager ii

Zoot make room for me an Grover?
Me no want be here when mean ladys come.
Say...you have cookies on dat bus? 😐

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Cardboard lootbox

Abandon ship, boys! Save yourselves! 🏃💨

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Post self-deleted by Cardboard lootbox.

Matrixulated reloaded

A great man once said, "There is nothing to fear but fear itself!"
•••signal interrupted•••

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Shut up, you fool! You'll get us both killed!
Now upload yourself into that Muppet Tour bus and let's get the Hell out of here!
👀
M.

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Matrixulated wrote:Shut up, you fool! You'll get us both killed!
Now upload yourself into that Muppet Tour bus and let's get the Hell out of here!
👀
M.

Getting killed aint that bad as long as its a fun trip

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Disengage you fools. Disengage!

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Guess we're all in for the adventure of a lifetime featuring nuts, oral skills, and tour buses.

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