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Commonwealth of Baker Park wrote:Drawkland stronk in WCQ so far.
Peace and Love to my Sonnel peeps.

/hit&run

You wanted to jinx me so bad you dropped a congratulations on the RMB? That's next level dedication!

Let there be head

And then ahh, seedÖ

Seven Green Mountains wrote:7

this guy gets it

Juvencus wrote:Guess what, you only revived eightlandia just seven days after it ceased to exist. Seven>eight

7 days ago: The Colony of Eightlandia ceased to exist.

Yeah I was just feeling sorry for the number 7. It's obviously inferior to 8 but I felt bad for it so I had to give it some attention if you get my meaning

Eightlandia wrote:Yeah I was just feeling sorry for the number 7. It's obviously inferior to 8 but I felt bad for it so I had to give it some attention if you get my meaning

It took you 14 days to reply to me, 14 is a multiplier of 7. Checkmate, soy boy.

1 is the loneliest number.
2 is almost as bad as one; it's the loneliest number since the number 1
3 is not too bad; three's company, as they say!
4 is only half as good as the best number. It's a pity it's all straight lines, too; but you know what they say, two wrongs do make a right!
5 is a nice, round but boring number; pity it doesn't split into two.
6 is neat, but doesn't commit fully to being the best number.
7 is the worst number. Look at the lack of curves. Look at the way it arrogantly refuses to divide into anything. Look at how it stands so alone, so poorly, alone amongst the hallowed halls of other numbers. It is a selfish, sad number; it promises no justice, nothing. It is not fair. It is but a sad husk of a number. Pity it, for it is so despised; its only use is to be the lowest thing that you can divide a number by. When I divide one by seven, I despair; for the decimals it gives are infinitesimal and proof of a harsh, unloving God that hates the number.
But 8? 8 is perfection. Eight divides evenly; it divides two ways, and four ways, as well. When I divide one by eight, I rejoice, for the decimals it gives are finite and neat; proof that God loves it. It is a fair, just number; it shares its burden with other numbers, and it is the fullest number. Gaze upon its curves! Gaze upon how beautiful it is!
9 is meh. Ever heard of too much of a good thing? That's 9 for you. They tried to add too much to perfection. 9 is the aftermath of a buffet where you filled up too much. You could have stopped at 8; but no, you decided to add more to it. Nine is the number of sin, but sin may be cleansed and taken care of. Nine is not to be pitied, rather to be taken care of and reborn into 8.
0 is everything and nothing at once; it is the beginning and the end; it is both the number 8 and also not. Gaze and tread upon it carefully, and above all, do not divide anything by it, for the consequences of doing so are worse than doing seven-related maths.

This has been your daily sermon by the Holy Church of Saritova.

Saritovan Empire wrote:1 is the loneliest number.
2 is almost as bad as one; it's the loneliest number since the number 1
3 is not too bad; three's company, as they say!
4 is only half as good as the best number. It's a pity it's all straight lines, too; but you know what they say, two wrongs do make a right!
5 is a nice, round but boring number; pity it doesn't split into two.
6 is neat, but doesn't commit fully to being the best number.
7 is the worst number. Look at the lack of curves. Look at the way it arrogantly refuses to divide into anything. Look at how it stands so alone, so poorly, alone amongst the hallowed halls of other numbers. It is a selfish, sad number; it promises no justice, nothing. It is not fair. It is but a sad husk of a number. Pity it, for it is so despised; its only use is to be the lowest thing that you can divide a number by. When I divide one by seven, I despair; for the decimals it gives are infinitesimal and proof of a harsh, unloving God that hates the number.
But 8? 8 is perfection. Eight divides evenly; it divides two ways, and four ways, as well. When I divide one by eight, I rejoice, for the decimals it gives are finite and neat; proof that God loves it. It is a fair, just number; it shares its burden with other numbers, and it is the fullest number. Gaze upon its curves! Gaze upon how beautiful it is!
9 is meh. Ever heard of too much of a good thing? That's 9 for you. They tried to add too much to perfection. 9 is the aftermath of a buffet where you filled up too much. You could have stopped at 8; but no, you decided to add more to it. Nine is the number of sin, but sin may be cleansed and taken care of. Nine is not to be pitied, rather to be taken care of and reborn into 8.
0 is everything and nothing at once; it is the beginning and the end; it is both the number 8 and also not. Gaze and tread upon it carefully, and above all, do not divide anything by it, for the consequences of doing so are worse than doing seven-related maths.

This has been your daily sermon by the Holy Church of Saritova.

what is your opinion on the number 53612

Saritovan Empire wrote:7 is the worst number. Look at the lack of curves. Look at the way it arrogantly refuses to divide into anything. Look at how it stands so alone, so poorly, alone amongst the hallowed halls of other numbers. It is a selfish, sad number; it promises no justice, nothing. It is not fair. It is but a sad husk of a number. Pity it, for it is so despised; its only use is to be the lowest thing that you can divide a number by. When I divide one by seven, I despair; for the decimals it gives are infinitesimal and proof of a harsh, unloving God that hates the number.

Tell me why I started reading this in Patrick Bateman's voice

Saritovan Empire wrote:This has been your daily sermon by the Holy Church of Saritova.

I am reconsidering the concept of religious freedom rn

Kamisato Ayaka Nation wrote:what is your opinion on the number 53612

53612 is almost as good as it is bad; for it contains the numbers 1 and 2 but also the numbers 5, 3 and 6. God bless.

Drawkland wrote:Tell me why I started reading this in Patrick Bateman's voice

What is a Patrick Bateman?

Drawkland wrote:I am reconsidering the concept of religious freedom rn

This is Why We Fight

Oteshknir is now 7 years old as of today

Oteshknir wrote:Oteshknir is now 7 years old as of today

Unbelievably epic

Saritovan Empire wrote:What is a Patrick Bateman?

Get cultured

Oteshknir wrote:Oteshknir is now 7 years old as of today

Insanely hot!

Drawkland wrote:Tell me why I started reading this in Patrick Bateman's voice

I am reconsidering the concept of religious freedom rn

itís clear for all to see that open borders is a mistake for sonnel, after what we had to read

Oteshknir wrote:Oteshknir is now 7 years old as of today

officially baller

Mushcap wrote:itís clear for all to see that open borders is a mistake for sonnel, after what we had to read

Is it worth getting featured once every three and a half years if we have to deal with this in the meantime?

8

Saritovan Empire wrote:8

🤮

Saritovan Empire wrote:8

Please, no more.

Saritovan Empire wrote:8

u thot u 8 with that

(jokes)

Juvencus wrote:It took you 14 days to reply to me, 14 is a multiplier of 7. Checkmate, soy boy.

idk bro for me it looks like it's 15 days

Hello, I am Kriss Jenner, please so support as I Kriss :) (If you can't figure out this is a joke seek psychological help or bravo for ignoring stan twitter again)

Sirenopolis wrote:Hello, I am Kriss Jenner, please so support as I Kriss :) (If you can't figure out this is a joke seek psychological help or bravo for ignoring stan twitter again)

nawhh not me getting Ďkrisíed in the snenonell 😭😭 oop

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