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Ethel mermania wrote:You got a while till their 15, Remember your 15?

I started at 9, dad can pinpoint to the hour when I turned.

Post self-deleted by Esternial.

Gallade wrote:I’d also like to just generally complain at the universe that as I was doing my post war googling of “is it normal for six year olds to tantrum” that NOBODY warned me about adrenarche and I’m not ready

I think the technical term is "the zoomies".

Gallade and The Holy Therns

Gallade wrote:I started at 9, dad can pinpoint to the hour when I turned.

And you will too.

Gallade wrote:Nico, my quiet little angel, the problem solving master yin to Yves’ yang, soft spoken and sweet natured cherub who even as a toddler never pushed boundaries, decided, at the age of six and far too big to simply scoop off the ground and whisk away, that today was the day to throw the WOBBLIEST of tantrums right in front of mommy’s work friend who at that moment was complimenting how well behaved he is for boys his age. On a public street to boot. A tantrum so prolific it wasn’t resolved for ten minutes because I quite simply can’t overpower a boy that old who’s in full tantrum mode and had to wait for Italian muscle to sprint down the hill to intervene.

I can’t decide whether his moment choosing skills are abysmal or legendary.

I’ll have it figured it out by the time he’s no longer grounded coincidentally coinciding with the day he heads off to college.

Well, it's only natural. One can't let the parents think they have it under control, after all.

Gallade wrote:Nico, my quiet little angel, the problem solving master yin to Yves’ yang, soft spoken and sweet natured cherub who even as a toddler never pushed boundaries, decided, at the age of six and far too big to simply scoop off the ground and whisk away, that today was the day to throw the WOBBLIEST of tantrums right in front of mommy’s work friend who at that moment was complimenting how well behaved he is for boys his age. On a public street to boot. A tantrum so prolific it wasn’t resolved for ten minutes because I quite simply can’t overpower a boy that old who’s in full tantrum mode and had to wait for Italian muscle to sprint down the hill to intervene.

I can’t decide whether his moment choosing skills are abysmal or legendary.

I’ll have it figured it out by the time he’s no longer grounded coincidentally coinciding with the day he heads off to college.

Children are so much better when blended into a nice smoothie. Consider it, they're so much more satisfying as food.

Bralia wrote:Children are so much better when blended into a nice smoothie. Consider it, they're so much more satisfying as food.

...And now that... has been said.

The Holy Therns wrote:...And now that... has been said.

I mean, if you're the kind of person to value their lives more than others, that's fine, but I still recommend blending at least one of them. That way you can always point at "poor Charlie" whenever any of your other children might be considering insurrection.

Bralia wrote:I mean, if you're the kind of person to value their lives more than others, that's fine, but I still recommend blending at least one of them. That way you can always point at "poor Charlie" whenever any of your other children might be considering insurrection.

Telling the oldest, " thats what your older brother did", is a time honored parenting technique

Bralia wrote:Children are so much better when blended into a nice smoothie. Consider it, they're so much more satisfying as food.

They're my children, any assault would end in the utter destruction of one of Europe's few remaining microstates, it'd be a terrible loss of continental quirk.

I understand the confusion, the eldest Thernsy just inherited the verbal bite I'm liable to the morning after a heavy night of drinking and she's everyone's first introduction to the Broodmother clan.

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How to say Blaat hasn't done anything without saying that Blaat hasn't done anything :p

Ethel mermania and Gallade

Perl.

Perl.

This explains much.

The Blaatschapen wrote:viewtopic.php?f=16&t=520244

How to say Blaat hasn't done anything without saying that Blaat hasn't done anything :p

So the second stint at moderation is more or less the same as your first?

And if I had stumbled across it, I would have said something.

Gallade wrote:Perl.

Perl.

This explains much.

What do you know about perl?

The Blaatschapen wrote:What do you know about perl?

For her taste, its missing an A

Ethel mermania wrote:For her taste, its missing an A

She's not a swine.

The Blaatschapen wrote:What do you know about perl?

I had it print star once back in 2007.

No autographs.

The Blaatschapen wrote:What do you know about perl?

She always 'use strict' with the kids.

No dinner until you declare your variables.

Esternial wrote:She always 'use strict' with the kids.

No dinner until you declare your variables.

I can't do that with my kids.

I would get a null pointer exception.

The Blaatschapen wrote:I can't do that with my kids.

I would get a null pointer exception.

For now

Ethel mermania wrote:For now

I do need to have the talk with the gf on where we stand on the whole issue, yes....

She has a way of avoiding it though...

The Blaatschapen wrote:I do need to have the talk with the gf on where we stand on the whole issue, yes....

She has a way of avoiding it though...

Start with how you feel about the issue.

The Blaatschapen wrote:I do need to have the talk with the gf on where we stand on the whole issue, yes....

She has a way of avoiding it though...

It's a very important discussion to have.

Gallade wrote:It's a very important discussion to have.

I am well aware.

The Blaatschapen wrote:I am well aware.

I usually find you passably aware at best but I’m ready to be wrong on an issue

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