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Ethel mermania wrote:I want the giant back, but I want him to say the words, and bend the knee.

First off, that's my line.

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/78b69280f50f2da1b47cba337ab809f7

Gallade wrote:First off, that's my line.

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She is so much better looking as a blonde. I dont know why she doesn't keep it that way

Gallade

Ethel mermania wrote:She is so much better looking as a blonde. I dont know why she doesn't keep it that way

I will say I expected more long-term strategy from you. Alas!

That's enough for a hard no pulling down of the poll, my lovelies.

I think Google heard my rant of the other night and now it’s angry at me. So much so that I can open the browser but it won’t let me open links. 🤣

Gallade wrote:I will say I expected more long-term strategy from you. Alas!

That's enough for a hard no pulling down of the poll, my lovelies.

I am sorry to disappoint. Thankfully marriage has taught me how to deal with the feels.

Gallade

Ethel mermania wrote:I am sorry to disappoint. Thankfully marriage has taught me how to deal with the feels.

Hang on, I can pull out some intense Catholic guilt cards too, if that helps.

Gallade wrote:Hang on, I can pull out some intense Catholic guilt cards too, if that helps.

I loved dating catholic girls.

Gallade

Ethel mermania wrote:I loved dating catholic girls.

There may not be a connection between Notre Dame and Eurovision 2019 being held in Israel, but dagnabit I'll try my best to fabricate one.

Gallade wrote:There may not be a connection between Notre Dame and Eurovision 2019 being held in Israel, but dagnabit I'll try my best to fabricate one.

Wear a mask. And leather gloves.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Wear a mask. And leather gloves.

A hat, knee high leather boots, white pants.....

....

.... oh I am sorry, I was having a flashback.

Ethel mermania wrote:Blaat is coming get him to drive.

I prefer to stay alive.

Hypothetical bastard child of the forum

Gallade wrote:I dunno, the tykes are three. Hide and seek is now a chance for a fifteen minute break.

You're such a good hider, yes you are! Yes you are! Oh I'll never find you!

That or getting on your A game as a hider so they take forever to find you.

Ethel mermania and Gallade

Hypothetical bastard child of the forum wrote:That or getting on your A game as a hider so they take forever to find you.

They never expect me to have moved to another country.

Hypothetical bastard child of the forum wrote:That or getting on your A game as a hider so they take forever to find you.

Door latches aren't cheating. If they want to be the hide and seek champions they had better learn how to take a door off its hinges.

Hahahaha the guy who tried to crush my wrist still requested a character reference in court off me.

My bruise is fairly gnarly, the question is if I'm petty enough to attend and just hold up my arm when asked if he's of good character.

Gallade wrote:Hahahaha the guy who tried to crush my wrist still requested a character reference in court off me.

My bruise is fairly gnarly, the question is if I'm petty enough to attend and just hold up my arm when asked if he's of good character.

He must not have a lot of people who would give him one.

"He is a character", and then hold up your arm.

Gallade

Blaat, its passover, RUN!

Gallade

Ethel mermania wrote:Blaat, its passover, RUN!

Now now, you've already done enough to the messiah without taking away his zombie weekend, too.

Gallade wrote:Now now, you've already done enough to the messiah without taking away his zombie weekend, too.

Serving out your body and blood as bread and wine is just gross.

Ethel mermania wrote:Serving out your body and blood as bread and wine is just gross.

We're a world domineering cult of golden thrones and dark secrets, I'd be disappointed if we weren't unashamed cannibals.

Ethel mermania wrote:Blaat, its passover, RUN!

I am in Gothenburg, I think I am safe around here.

Gallade wrote:We're a world domineering cult of golden thrones and dark secrets, I'd be disappointed if we weren't unashamed cannibals.

I would have gone with incest, ....

... I think I have been watching game of thrones for to long.

The grim reaper

Ethel mermania wrote:I would have gone with incest, ....

... I think I have been watching game of thrones for to long.

watch out Galla

Ethel mermania and Gallade

The grim reaper wrote:watch out Galla

If we're going with the current power couple I better warn my siblings not to try for sons.

Ethel mermania wrote:I would have gone with incest, ....

... I think I have been watching game of thrones for to long.

Also

https://youtu.be/r2fd2MiEu7g

Something you might enjoy once you get off work

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