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Italios wrote:

me lactose intolerantly enjoying a cup of sh!tty diner coffee that's 3/4 milk: :DDD
my stomach, two hours later: go crazy ahhhh go stupid ahhhhWHHFFKJGEO

Lactate, enjoy milk anytime you want.

Gallade wrote:

I don't know if I can be comfortable around somebody who isn't secretly a calf.

That goes for you too, Grim. Them bones, them bones need calcium.

And I thought that in Skyrim people use 'milk drinker' as an insult D:

Gallade wrote:

I've always been fascinated with the snow back insult that's sometimes thrown about. Is that filthy? It seems like it should be filthy.

Oh, Merrill.

Italios wrote:

i find it's actual more economical to just buy dairy free alternatives of dairy if it's good rathering than taking pills or buying the lactose-free one.

Dairy free ice cream is awful. Lactate is like 3 dollars for 50 tablets.

Italios wrote:

i've never broken a bone. i actually photosynthesize my calcium.

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The Blaatschapen wrote:

Someone photosynthesizing their calcium.

Quite a breakthrough in biology, I'd say.

You have the scientific background here, go claim the discovery!

Also, if you can also finally hammer down exactly how students can survive on booze alone for nine weeks (and if the biological process can be recovered some years on) that'd be fantastic. I have needs.

Oooh, I get to go to Kosovo in three weeks, I've never been to Kosovo before. Time to trade militant secularism tips and tricks.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Can you get a matching flack jacket and steel helmet?

Headgear reminiscent of the crusades? On public property?

You, sir, are going to prison.

The Blaatschapen wrote:

Said country is still pristina for you, but not for long :)

Remind me not to pull that pun while over there as a NATO member national.

The Blaatschapen wrote:

You want me to stop somebody from punning?

...

I prefer whatever diplomatic fallout comes from this.

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The Holy Therns wrote:

Can't fathom why, but kitty apparently doesn't appreciate his party hat.

The cat in the hat?

The Holy Therns wrote:

Can't fathom why, but kitty apparently doesn't appreciate his party hat.

Will Diesel appreciate a stapler is the question.