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Gallade wrote:

Hrm, you know you're just the physical apex of humanity when you're a week and a half late and can't place more of a bet on pregnancy, early menopause, or your ovaries just forgot this month.

To the GPPPPPPPPPPP

Would you like to borrow my health insurance? It's a very unnecessary supplement to Medicare, but hey, dad's paying for now.

Gallade wrote:

I'm good, VHI is desperate enough to keep customers that they'll happily fit the bill overseas so laziness at never switching saves the day once more.

Oh hey, it's a healthcare public option! I thought they were just a myth.

Abbott privatized ours in 2014. Now I'm with a mutual.

The Holy Therns wrote:

Would you like to borrow my safari helmet? I'm sure it can help somehow.

Excuse me, I landscape.

"Yes I can see you today. Is this about a hysterectomy?"

Oh that can only be a good sign.

Aaaaaand digging out a pregnancy test the results are inconclusive.

Excuse me, need to go yell at my womb for a moment.

Well, I'm not pregnant, I'm glad I don't have to terminate anything.

So for now unless the girls don't kick into gear within the week we don't worry about it. Otherwise it's time to either check if I've gone menopausal and should just have them out because they're taking up unnecessary blood flow, or my body has decided by itself that they're taking up unnecessary blood flow and I must have them out before they go necrotic.

The grim reaper wrote:

Man, keto diets are wild.

"You can eat whatever you want basically! As long as its copious amounts of fatty meat! But you still need to be careful you don't literally starve. If you're having trouble keeping to a healthy caloric intake, just eat a stick of butter.

Anyway, here's keto fish and chips. Just deepfry those suckers and dump mayo on them - but make the chips out of rutabaga and the crumbing out of almond flour or the diet is ruined forever. "

You can tell it's an extreme diet when it has a list of side effects including insomnia and depression.

Why are we visiting Scotland?

Gallade wrote:

Hrm, you know you're just the physical apex of humanity when you're a week and a half late and can't place more of a bet on pregnancy, early menopause, or your ovaries just forgot this month.

To the GPPPPPPPPPPP

Pee on a stick. Make dami go to the store and buy said stick.

Gallade wrote:

Well, I'm not pregnant, I'm glad I don't have to terminate anything.

So for now unless the girls don't kick into gear within the week we don't worry about it. Otherwise it's time to either check if I've gone menopausal and should just have them out because they're taking up unnecessary blood flow, or my body has decided by itself that they're taking up unnecessary blood flow and I must have them out before they go necrotic.

Act like you are having a bad period, keep the husband on his toes.

Gallade wrote:

Read the chain, you're like a guy asking questions about the plot in the movie theatre!

In the interests of not dying if there's anything relating to blood off about me I have to see a doctor.

More interested in terrifying the husband, get another stick.

Gallade wrote:

For once you're on my side and I am terrified.

Huh, turns out I can't be satisfied. The incels were right.

To quote Mr. Morganfield

Well I'm goin' away to leave
Won't be back no more
Goin' back down south, child
Don't you want to go?
Woman I'm troubled, I be all worried in mind
Well baby I just can't be satisfied
And I just can't keep from cryin'

Well I feel like snappin'
Pistol in your face
I'm gonna let some graveyard
Lord be your resting place
Woman I'm troubled, I be all worried in mind
Well baby I can never be satisfied
And I just can't keep from cryin'

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

I'm too paranoid. I thought I was way behind on my training for the new job. Turns out I'm fine. All caught up and even ahead a little bit. No need to freak out. 😅

ARE YOU UNDERQUALIFIED THO

Ethel mermania wrote:

But do you get extra credit for the freakout.

Not sure if there is a credit for being a drama-llama. Must check that. o/