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Gallade, The Holy Therns, and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:in german or english i know how to count down.
and i am learning chinese, says werner von brown.

She doesn't have the range.

https://youtu.be/lrLO0F-nKYs

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

It's as cold, if not colder, than my 'dead' grandma's tit. At least I can say that this way, my beauty (narf!) is preserved. Or I'm being turned into jerky. Either way, I'm preserved. 🤣

Ethel mermania, The grim reaper, and Soldati senza confini

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:It's as cold, if not colder, than my 'dead' grandma's tit. At least I can say that this way, my beauty (narf!) is preserved. Or I'm being turned into jerky. Either way, I'm preserved. 🤣

pickle juice?

Nanatsu no Tsuki and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:She doesn't have the range.

https://youtu.be/lrLO0F-nKYs

but i like tom jones.... he was one of mom's freebies

Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:You are the only superpower, and will remain the only superpower. It's more likely that there will be no superpowers remaining in the coming decades than a second will spring up. Regional pride doesn't blind us to correct political terminology. :P

Regional pride?

We're the only snazzy power and will remain the only snazzy power :)

The grim reaper and Soldati senza confini

The grim reaper

The Blaatschapen wrote:Regional pride?

We're the only snazzy power and will remain the only snazzy power :)

I like to think that if a foreign colonialist ever set foot on Snazzy's shores, the nations of Snazzy would come together to hold a nervous, midnight conference, in order to divide up the colonialist's homeland amongst ourselves as quickly as possible out of fear that Gallade will get impatient and invade alone, and that consequentially the Reapers will throw a petty tantrum with indiscriminate raiding on ships built out of AK-47s and firing smaller ships built out of smaller AK-47s.

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

The grim reaper wrote:I like to think that if a foreign colonialist ever set foot on Snazzy's shores, the nations of Snazzy would come together to hold a nervous, midnight conference, in order to divide up the colonialist's homeland amongst ourselves as quickly as possible out of fear that Gallade will get impatient and invade alone, and that consequentially the Reapers will throw a petty tantrum with indiscriminate raiding on ships built out of AK-47s and firing smaller ships built out of smaller AK-47s.

This conference is boooooooring. You talk amongst yourselves, we'll just do a light pillaging of the host city in the meanwhile.

The grim reaper and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:This conference is boooooooring. You talk amongst yourselves, we'll just do a light pillaging of the host city in the meanwhile.

Ow ow quit iiit.

Soldati senza confini

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTs-RLhU0AArzOf.jpg

I relate to this so hard. Like, violently.

Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:Ow ow quit iiit.

We have come for your national great works and treasures.

The light ones. We only have one suitcase. Bit impromptu.

Soldati senza confini

So many court cases today. Palace of Justice, you're a beautiful building but my goodness, is central heating too much to ask for. Huddled around the lobby radiator with the the state prosecutors like the homeless people we're always one economic depression proper away from being.

Soldati senza confini

Friend coming by to make food, make sure I eat and then kick me out of the apartment for a forest walk.

...And that's my entire plan for today.

The Blaatschapen, Ethel mermania, and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:Friend coming by to make food, make sure I eat and then kick me out of the apartment for a forest walk.

...And that's my entire plan for today.

Call therapist?

Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:Call therapist?

Made a call half an hour ago, they're supposed to get back to me in the next few days. Apparently I've been out of contact with open psychiatry long enough that I fell back into waiting list, but they said they'd check with my old psychologist there first.

In the meantime I need to schedule an appointment at the clinic to cover my bases, but I'll do that tomorrow.

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:Made a call half an hour ago, they're supposed to get back to me in the next few days. Apparently I've been out of contact with open psychiatry long enough that I fell back into waiting list, but they said they'd check with my old psychologist there first.

In the meantime I need to schedule an appointment at the clinic to cover my bases, but I'll do that tomorrow.

:)

Psychciatry is weird, here you see the therapist once month when you stablize, but if you need to chat you can just call them and they fit you in.

The Holy Therns and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote::)

Psychciatry is weird, here you see the therapist once month when you stablize, but if you need to chat you can just call them and they fit you in.

This is why I have to make my other contacts send in messages too, I need to get confirmation I need help immediately. Once that's taken care of it shouldn't be a problem.

Friend's given me homework to do before she gets here, so now I'm doing dishes.

Ethel mermania, Gallade, and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:This is why I have to make my other contacts send in messages too, I need to get confirmation I need help immediately. Once that's taken care of it shouldn't be a problem.

Friend's given me homework to do before she gets here, so now I'm doing dishes.

I expect my blouses to be ironed by 3, chop chop!

Ethel mermania, The Holy Therns, and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:I expect my blouses to be ironed by 3, chop chop!

But I haven't booked the washroom until Sunday. :(

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:But I haven't booked the washroom until Sunday. :(

More ironing, less complaining

Gallade, The Holy Therns, and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:More ironing, less complaining

With what, my legendary iron will?

Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:But I haven't booked the washroom until Sunday. :(

And this is my problem how exactly :o

The Holy Therns and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:And this is my problem how exactly :o

The only alternative is to step into the sauna and roll around on them myself, and do you really want proletarian all over them?

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:The only alternative is to step into the sauna and roll around on them myself, and do you really want proletarian all over them?

Prolly not.

Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:The only alternative is to step into the sauna and roll around on them myself, and do you really want proletarian all over them?

Will mist be enough to save you from bursting into flame upon touching a 400 euro shirt?

The Holy Therns and Soldati senza confini

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