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Gallade wrote:You're too corporeal to have a Ltd slapped onto the end of your name, sadly.
Don't tell Grim, it'll devastate him knowing there's no degree for those three letters.

Tbf, If anyone could find a degree for limited liability, it would be him.

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:Always eating, oh wait that's mee never mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ohcDZ4bQA

Well, it's still nice to know you've been hitting the gym.

The grim reaper and Soldati senza confini

The grim reaper

Gallade wrote:You're too corporeal to have a Ltd slapped onto the end of your name, sadly.
Don't tell Grim, it'll devastate him knowing there's no degree for those three letters.

OH IF WE TALK IN THIRD PERSON, HE WON'T NOTICE.

I DID, AND MY HEART HURTS NOW. SO THERE.

Besides, that's probably a degree somewhere, right? Right? Like, in Latin? Latin Theologiae Doctore or some such, right? Somewhere? Please?

A theology degree comes with limited liability, right?

Ethel mermania, Gallade, and Soldati senza confini

The grim reaper wrote:OH IF WE TALK IN THIRD PERSON, HE WON'T NOTICE.
I DID, AND MY HEART HURTS NOW. SO THERE.
Besides, that's probably a degree somewhere, right? Right? Like, in Latin? Latin Theologiae Doctore or some such, right? Somewhere? Please?
A theology degree comes with limited liability, right?

A theology degree comes with an application form for a job at McDonalds.

The Holy Therns, The grim reaper, and Soldati senza confini

The Blaatschapen wrote:A theology degree comes with an application form for a job at McDonalds.

Here you get a reality tv show.

The Blaatschapen, The grim reaper, and Soldati senza confini

The grim reaper wrote:OH IF WE TALK IN THIRD PERSON, HE WON'T NOTICE.
I DID, AND MY HEART HURTS NOW. SO THERE.
Besides, that's probably a degree somewhere, right? Right? Like, in Latin? Latin Theologiae Doctore or some such, right? Somewhere? Please?
A theology degree comes with limited liability, right?

Could God earn a degree so useless that even he couldn't get a real job?

The Blaatschapen, Ethel mermania, Gallade, The grim reaper, and 1 otherSoldati senza confini

The grim reaper

Erinkita iii wrote:Could God earn a degree so useless that even he couldn't get a real job?

"Required: customer-service retail manager
Job responsibilities: man a cash register
Required skills: ANY degree
Preferred skills: Literally God"

The Blaatschapen, Ethel mermania, Gallade, Soldati senza confini, and 1 otherErinkita iii

Erinkita iii wrote:Could God earn a degree so useless that even he couldn't get a real job?

The quintisential nation states general question, right here. Well done.

I think we first have to ask, is being god a job in its ownself?

The grim reaper, Soldati senza confini, and Erinkita iii

Erinkita iii wrote:Could God earn a degree so useless that even he couldn't get a real job?

That's how purgatory was formed; Michael the Archangel showed God his job prospects after a liberal arts undergrad.

The grim reaper, Soldati senza confini, and Erinkita iii

Ethel mermania wrote:The quintisential nation states general question, right here. Well done.
I think we first have to ask, is being god a job in its ownself?

Not if he doesn't get overtime for working on Christmas and Easter

Ethel mermania, The grim reaper, and Soldati senza confini

The grim reaper

Gallade wrote:That's how purgatory was formed; Michael the Archangel showed God his job prospects after a liberal arts undergrad.

Thank God you specified undergrad, me and my half-dozen postgraduate degrees are granted the respect we deserve.

Ethel mermania, Gallade, and Soldati senza confini

Erinkita iii wrote:Not if he doesn't get overtime for working on Christmas and Easter

So you are saying, god is a union job?

Soldati senza confini and Erinkita iii

The grim reaper wrote:Thank God you specified undergrad, me and my half-dozen postgraduate degrees are granted the respect we deserve.

Insane asylums are winding down, sadly.

Ethel mermania, The grim reaper, and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:Insane asylums are winding down, sadly.

For the most part group homes are better for the people, though I don't know about people who think they are god.

The grim reaper and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:So you are saying, god is a union job?

Sure. The Divinities Union representative for Earth is Sakhmet. She takes a strong bargaining position with management.

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

The grim reaper

Erinkita iii wrote:Sure. The Divinities Union representative for Earth is Sakhmet. She takes a strong bargaining position with management.

"Well, we'll need to locate some neutral ground to have this little negotiation, then?" "I have a lake of the blood of your predecessors. We could buy a boat for it. I could drink out of it while we talk."

Soldati senza confini and Erinkita iii

Post self-deleted by Gallade.

Ethel mermania wrote:For the most part group homes are better for the people, though I don't know about people who think they are god.

But when we arrive in Clonmel I'm going to have to show the kids the big scary building on the hill sans bloodcurdling screaming emanating from its stern walls.

Not much of a threat to get them to behave, is it?!

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:For the most part group homes are better for the people, though I don't know about people who think they are god.

I have a name, you know.

Ethel mermania, The grim reaper, Soldati senza confini, and Erinkita iii

Gallade wrote:But when we arrive in Clonmel I'm going to have to show the kids the big scary building on the hill sans bloodcurdling screaming emanating from its stern walls.
Not much of a threat to get them to behave, is it?!

Get your crazy aunt to go behind the building and sheirk, tell her she is family building.

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

Erinkita iii wrote:Sure. The Divinities Union representative for Earth is Sakhmet. She takes a strong bargaining position with management.

I would hate to see the strike threat.

But getting back to the original question, if God is a job, can god get a liberal arts degree so obscure god can not get a job with it? I would say "no". And thst brings up a host of other issues.

Gallade, The grim reaper, and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:Get your crazy aunt to go behind the building and sheirk, tell her she is family building.

Hehe, she's been very quiet lately. I must hear the story when I arrive, but I've been told she carried on apace until my great grandmother sh!t on her from a great height with a put down only a 90 year old matriarch can achieve.

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:I have a name, you know.

Source?

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:I would hate to see the strike threat.
But getting back to the original question, if God is a job, can god get a liberal arts degree so obscure god can not get a job with it? I would say "no". And thst brings up a host of other issues.

What's heaven's economy like? Who does the drudge work? Angels? What are angels? Is God technically a monarch? Isn't monarch a job? Wouldn't philosophy and the arts be a good fit for a monarch?

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

To add, isn't heaven technically a welfare state. Unemployment must be very high.

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

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