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Slavija RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Matriarchy of NataliaPoklonskaya

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,366th Most Nations: 1,389th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Slavija, the original Pan-Slavic region!


Slavija is a Pan-Slavic region open to any nation, Slavic or otherwise. Originally founded in 2003 by a small group of Slavs, we've gone through several incarnations and have passed through both the darkest and greatest of times. Do not hesitate to join us, for we will accept any and all, regardless of your beliefs and ethnicity!


Benevolent Dictatorship

Benevolent Dictator: NataliaPoklonskaya
Commissar: Luksusowa
Commissar: Lehistania


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Embassies: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Hetalia, Imperium Slavicum, Slavic Peoples Union, The Illuminati, The Bar on the corner of every region, Urraelia, Velikiy Slaviya, The Embassy, Vandoosa, Avadam Inn, Coristno, The Fatherland of Humanity, The Union Of West Slavic Islands, The Great Universe, United States of Alleghany, and 1 other.Slavic Balkan Treaty Organization.

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Slavija contains 10 nations, the 1,389th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Slavija

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Slavija is ranked 12,796th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Principality of GlagolicaDemocratic Socialists“Altar, throne, village”
2.The Federation of SorvijaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sacred are to me thy pastures”
3.The Roavinian SPSF Puppet of Kutumal IILiberal Democratic Socialists“The falcon cannot hear the falconer”
4.The Theocracy of The Serbo-Slovakian EmpirePsychotic Dictatorship“Christendom, Pan-Slavism, Traditionalism”
5.The Republic of BagelkhandLibertarian Police State“Mission Accomplished”
6.The Matriarchy of NataliaPoklonskayaMother Knows Best State“*Blinks rapidly then stares*”
7.The Disputed Territories of La Roche GodonCorrupt Dictatorship“Strength Through Freedom”
8.The Principality of SzwedistanCorporate Police State“Pride and Industry”
9.The Terrible Tsardom of BarapamFather Knows Best State“Literal Tokarev, Kill Them All!”
10.The Armed Oblast'iy of The Slavic Federation of Eastern EuropeIron Fist Consumerists“Съ нами Богъ”

Regional Happenings

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Slavija Regional Message Board

The Disputed Territories of La Roche Godon wrote:What happened to our Commissar?
Also who will be our new one?


EEEP! I'll have to have him executed for deciding to die.. that's not allowed..

Barapam

The Disputed Territories of La Roche Godon wrote:What happened to our Commissar?
Also who will be our new one?

We still have one left though.

Depending on what the job means, I might be willing, but I would personally prefer the title "Oprichnik" over "Commissar", considering my nation title.

I think it should go to whomever has the 2nd strongest military in the Region! ;)

Barapam

The Terrible Tsardom of Barapam wrote:We still have one left though.
Depending on what the job means, I might be willing, but I would personally prefer the title "Oprichnik" over "Commissar", considering my nation title.

The Disputed Territories of La Roche Godon wrote:I think it should go to whomever has the 2nd strongest military in the Region! ;)


Oh I actually own both living nations listed up there.. guess this makes me totalitarian now!

Maybe I can make you both commissars too but right now I am sleepy! *falls down*

Barapam

Don't fall asleep at the helm!

The Disputed Territories of La Roche Godon wrote:Don't fall asleep at the helm!

That must be an English saying I'm unfamiliar with. I imagine someone using a helmet for a pillow. That's not really what it means, right?

Its roughly means don't fall asleep at the wheel, in this case a boat steering wheel, you guide the boat but if you fall asleep you kill us all lol. that or helm meaning if you fall asleep someone else may take your position as leader.

Barapam

I live on a mountain.. not many boats here..

The Matriarchy of NataliaPoklonskaya wrote:I live on a mountain.. not many boats here..

Mt. Everest??

The Disputed Territories of La Roche Godon wrote:Mt. Everest??


Nope.. I'm in the Ozarks.

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