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Birthday cake herby wrote:Beep beep! Congrats on being the featured region of the day! Anyone for some cake?

*gives cake*

-Allemeine wrote:Congratulations on being featured!

Thank you!

Congratulations on being featured my friends!

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Thank you very much!

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I like your style and attitude as a nation.

Stock Market Scare: Hundreds of Millions of UCB Credits were thought to be lost as the stock market took a sudden nosedive. The SMAFE (Stock Market Association of Franconia Empire) said it was the Executive Action of the Empress to make a stock sharing system that makes everyone be able to share, and not only the rich, that worried stockholders. The top class billionaires taking their stocks and putting them in banks, making less to buy, but more in demand. The conflict was resolved as Empress Xemptoworth called for the greed of the upper classes to give their stocks back to the market. Xemptoworth, in one Chrpr post only said “Crisis averted.” FENN News.

New Study: A new study has shown that more people are now grocery shopping at farmers markets across the nation. The Maribella Farmers Market, the largest in the nation, has grown in popularity in the recent year. Shoppers are saying that this may be the decline of the grocery store as we know it. Science is making it possible to grow crops year round, and new laws saying that the national times are pushed forward 1 hour are making farms accessible year round for growing. Let us know if this is the end of the grocery store as we know it on InstaFace. We published a poll asking for your opinion. FENN News.

Breaking Election News: Xemptoworth leads Amazonia at 68% in early polls. It looks like Fontain is settling down for a loss. Here is one of his rallies...

Fontain: Only 9% of the nation loves us. That is still a lot of people out of the nearly 9 billion of us, but it isn’t enough. *crowd sighs* I know it is tough, but we will try to reason with the Empress or Alexa Amazonia and see if they are willing to give up! We won’t! Vistil maj vjorta.

Vjorta Movement: It has appeared that more young people are coming in to vote than usual. From our native language, Franconico Diolechtad, vjorta means vote. Monbotchic Vjorta, or the Movement for Young Voters, is getting young people to show who they are as patriotic Franconians. Amazonia has stated that is is a recent push from Xemptoworth to brainwash the young, but Xemptoworth is not having us.

Xemptoworth: Monbotchic Vjorta is not an attempt to push my values on the Franconian youth, but was put together by the youth to idealize that there is more than one party. They are deciding on what they are doing themselves. They are deciding what they think is right for the Nation and they have a right to do that.

Amazonia still stands for what she thinks on this subject. All we know is that Monbotchic Vjorta is in full swing of Xemptoworth’s favor.

BREAKING: Franconian Democratic Partywoman Lila Scott was shot and killed at a rally promoting Danielia Xemptoworth. Law enforcement is on the scene now and Empress Xemptoworth was removed from the scene causing her to cancel the rally. More development later.

Disturbing Weather: The tropics are starting to heat up as an early season hurricane is starting to form. Tropical Storm Alyssa is about to reach category 1. More development later

Our new Selected Game for this week is Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order. The trailer is out, and you can find a link in our World Factbook Entry!

BREAKING: War ravished nation, Monte Lisa, has asked for aid from the FE. People are taking to chat rooms and InstaChat for criticism of the nation.

Rhonda Thodes said “It is their fault that the nation they’re in is war ravished. They shouldn’t even be in contact with the FE. @Empress1, don’t save them.

Theo Michaels responded “It is the FE’s issue. They issued sanctions on #MonteLisa and they should fix it. Monte Lisa was the site for many nuclear tests for the FE. It is only right that we fix it.

Our InstaChat and BookFace pages are blowing up as over 300,000 people commented on our post. We asked you “What should the Government do?”. Go there to respond. FENN News.

BREAKING: FESA has unveiled their latest project in the solar system. An artificial habitat for millions of people to roam about. They are calling it “The Humanity Project”. THP would take 320 years to build and construction costs would reach up to 530 billion UCB Credits. Lightweight materials from the Kuiper Belt will be used and many plastics, rubbers, and new materials will be made to help the process. The Humanity Project will open up in 2739.

HURRICANE AMBER is expected to reach the West coast in about a few days. Meteorologists expect it to be a category one at most. That brings good news to the people who were effected by Hurricane Jessica late last year. Impacted areas are New Fresno, Vexto, Laverne, and Silver Coast. Expect heavy rains and winds up to 75 mph.

Summer Break is coming up and many families are looking to go off planet for the hottest months of the year. Many planets are gearing up to have an economic boom and business here on Earth May get a lot colder than the weather. One business owner said that he will be closing shop until autumn. Businesses here at home may suffer, but other businesses here on the Mother Planet are prepping to expand. Martian’s, Jovian, and are waiting for the human boom. This may be the best year yet for the Solar economy.

Hurricane Amber: Hurricane Amber has made landfall on the Island of Gordinot. Category 1 strength winds should not be much of an issue due to the natural windy state on the island. More on Hurricane Amber as we continue later.

BREAKING: A new bill is to hit the Parliamentary floor for the first time in 50 years. This is about if it should be legal or not to mandatory vaccinate our children. Parliament is currently voting on the bill. Let’s watch.

Parliament-man Joseph Larndigrad: Thank you all for showing up. We have a very big bill presented by the Department of Healthcare Services of the Franconia Empire. Bill HD-12830 is on the floor.

Parliament-woman Elaine Zen: Mr. Larndigrad, I immediately vote yes on the bill. Knowing that there may be a brewing epidemic in the southern part of my district may be a sure sign that we need to vote yes. Southeastern FE needs our children to be vaccinated from the flu, which hasn’t been seen in the FE since 2308. It has made a big come back since the discontinuation of the flu vaccine just 30 years ago.

Larndigrad: I respect that study. Now is the time to vote on the bill. This bill will make sure that no disease will touch our young, making it illegal to refuse your child of vaccinations in the coming year. HD-12830 will also make it legal to fine parents who refuse to vaccinate their child on the first year of their birth and making it legal to imprison parents who don’t vaccinate their child within the first five years of the child’s life. Fines will be doubled every year the child is not vaccinated until year 5 of child’s life.

(Moment of silence while voting)

Zen: Votes are in. HD-12830 is passed by Parliament. Fines will be enacted to parents who don’t vaccinate their child within the first 4 years and imprisoned at year 5 without vaccines in said child’s system.

Justinian Kalominos and Davistian empire

A WhoTube video has surfaced making fun of the FE. Has it gone too far? Let’s watch...

Hello! I’m from the Franconian Government here to advise you about the [bleep] [bleep]ery that we are doing to you and the cosmos. You know that Space colonization is at an all time high. That means taxing the stuff out of other planets, like Mars. Franconian astronauts who aren’t struggling for air have more than what is available on Earth. But residents are required to pay taxes for air (38% of the nearly 90% of what you pay already). Or how about the Io. The moon already has loads of pollution on it, but we made it better by taxing the stuff out of it to fund the Native Iotian People Movement (or telling the people of Io to GTFO). Or how about on Kepler A1C, I mean Kepler 81-C where all the, uh, how do we say it nicely? Where our diabetics are deported for death. That’s right. We send our fat people to a planet with higher gravity to “lose weight faster” so we don’t have to worry about them. So come live in the FE. FE stands for [bleep] Everybody...

Authorized by the Department of Space Colonization to make the FE Worse Again.

Breaking: A new law has just been passed allowing the Franconian Government to issue fines instead of jail time for nonviolent acts of harm to the public. Anything along the lines of second hand high (from the recreational marijuana law) to not smogging your car. Anything to the Franconian public considered harmful will be fined 30 UCB Credits per violation. Empress Xemptoworth said that she was not in favor of the law, but an overwhelming majority of Parliament was. Protests are now in effect around the nation and up in the solar system. Xemptoworth is doing all she can to repeal this law. Updates in just a bit.

Weather Around the Empire is starting to become an issue. Sweltering heat in the south with temperatures up to 110 degrees while the east gets hit with heavy thunderstorms. The west is also in a state of turmoil as unseasonable cold is striking the Bearded Dragon Mountains and tropical weather on the coastal areas. In the north, hail and tornadoes are ripping up homes and cars. Just stay safe, FE.

Election Day is just around me the corner and the FE has an obvious choice on who the next Empress should be. Over 70% of the FE says that Xenophobia should be Empress for a third term. Her policies on environmental protection, education, healthcare, and affordable housing is all in alliance with voters. 15% Say Amazonia is the next pick. Her Americanization efforts are nice, but not fit to the public eye. Will Xemptoworth be the next Empress? We’ll find out.

Preferential Voting has been talked about on Parliament Floor and they are now asking if it should work for the FE or not. The FE is not into it and Xemptoworth says that she may or may not feel lucky about it.

Hurricane Ashton is said to make landfall in the next coming days as a Category 3. The western City-States are preparing for the worst as the hurricane closes in.

And now, your FENN Local Forecast...

Currently, your temperature is 92 degrees under mostly cloudy skies...

A severe thunderstorm warning is in effect in your area.

Your local radar indicates heavy rain to your west, north, and south.

Today: Thunderstorms with a high temperature of 93 degrees. Winds coming from the west at 25 to 35 miles per hour.

Tonight: Rain with a low temperature of 61 degrees. Winds coming from the east at 15 to 25 miles per hour.

Tomorrow: Thunderstorms continue with a high temperature of 88 degrees. Winds coming from the west at 15 to 25 miles per hour.

Weekly forecast: Expect Thunderstorms all the way until Saturday with high temperatures in the middle to upper 80’s

A couple in Lovely Valley , NE Empire has been arrested and sentenced to death for child endangerment. Leanne Hawthorn and Bruce Hawthorn lived in a very nice home in Lovely Valley for over ten years. Neighbors say that they never went out much and only saw the kids through the windows. All looked fine until a foul smell started coming from the home. Someone said it smelled like a mixture of garbage and human “mud”. FENN reporter Olivia McWilson went to investigate. She said that even standing in front of the home made her feel ill and nauseated. The camera crew and herself had to put their government issued gas masks on just to breathe correctly. As they went inside, they saw terrifying messages written in marker and crayon. One of the 12 kids wrote “If anyone finds this, our lives are in ruins. Contact the police so we can escape the living nightmare. 24 notes were written and taped on the wall. The oldest child, 23 year old Martha Lee Hawthorn, writing an escape note. It is unknown if the kids have any disease from being in the house. But doctors say that with malnutrition and baths at least once a year (twice as a reward) there may be something in their systems that we know nothing about. That is mental scarring. More development on the way as investigators release more info.

Today marks the 230 year anniversary of when we made first contact with alien life. Once a harsh civilization filled with ancient tech to a now thriving and expanding species with efforts to help others. The Franconian people are now brothers and sisters to many species as far as the Virgo Stellar Stream and as close as the Andromeda Galaxy. One issue remains as we come into contact with more species. Which one is for the growth of humanity and which ones are against humanity. The USF has made sure that we are now a level 2 civilization so we can start exploring new star systems, super clusters, and many more exoplanets that are similar to Earth. So to all species out there on Earth and in the universe, the FE says “Happy Connection Day”.

-This message brought to you by the Foundation for Environmental Protection, the Department of Space Exploration, the USF, and the Executive Branch of the Franconian Government.

A Systematic Glitch was detected in early online ballots by the Voter Protection Bureau. This glitch was traced back to Io. How are people able to hack Franconian systems like that from all the way across the solar system. A visitor from Earth explained that technological advancement has made it so people can easily access a firewall, breach it, and cheat the systems. FENN will not show how to do it because it is against Federal Law under the Heinz Act of 2257. The government, from the breach, has taken a small loss of registration log-ons, 42,000 votes going to Amazonia, and an ad on the Xemptoworth campaign hyper site saying “Die with the Socialists”. FENN News, Prime Time.

*Cheerful Music Starts Up* HEY, FE! Did you know that we’re now doing away with the UCB Credit? That’s right! A UCB Credit will now be worth 0 in the coming weeks. What you know is that the Government has been working to unite the Solar System economically, and that we are now joined up with the Galactic Federation. You also know that the UCB Credit was introduced in 2415 by the United Democratic Nations which split apart after nations started to fail. So we’re throwing away the old and announcing that Astrons will be replacing the UCB Credit. No worries, we will still accept them, but only until July 1, 2419. Your bank accounts will read UCB Credits until July 3rd, and the FED will have them by July 8 (Independence Day). But cheer up, prices and taxes will still be the same, the Astron is close to the value of a UCB Credit by >0.05 to the closest 1 UCB Credit. To learn more, go to HWW.learn.astron.govFE. Get ready for the Astron, the first universal currency.

Breaking: The Government has issued a flight alert for people of the nation who are trying to fly out of country to Noxes. Noxian people are now in a brutal battle to force their government to stop unlivable wages which started mass riots. Riots are now being shot down and killed because freedom of speech was recently taken away by President Lo Pin Selm. The Department of Defense is coming up with a plan to help out the people and to overthrow the violent leader. More later.

BREAKING: The Galactic Federation and many leaders from Earth and around the solar system are here in San Juarez to talk climate protection. The harsh climate on Io is not getting any better, so that will be at the forefront of the meeting. Leaders are also talking about the effects of the space junk around Earth and Luna, and how the Galaxy can help to clean up space debris from System C-36 (our solar system) and the Virgo Supercluster. Celestial Debris is a serious matter, and we can stop it together.

A 45 Trillion Astron budget has been proposed to clean the outer atmosphere of Earth and to help cool the surface and clean the atmosphere of Io in the next 25 years. The Galactic Federation has moved the Ionese people to Venus so they can be in a clean atmosphere as Venus was announced habitable in August on last year. The plan for Io is to divert comets to the satellite so water and ice can cool the atmosphere. Hailey’s Comet will be left alone.

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