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Franconia Empire wrote:You can be ejected from the WA?

You can be ejected from the WA for having multiple nations in it or for egregious violation of WA rules, like repeatedly posting spam proposals, etc.

Montbellia

Spooks of stirner

Montbellia wrote:Either there's some other thing that can get you kicked that I don't know about, or it was a mistake. If you care about the WA you could try contacting someone about it.

I haven't done or said anything that warrants me being kicked :/

Montbellia

Spooks of stirner wrote:I haven't done or said anything that warrants me being kicked :/

I believe you. If you want to rejoin the WA, this might be a good place to start page=help

Spooks of stirner

Montbellia wrote:I believe you. If you want to rejoin the WA, this might be a good place to start page=help

Ahhh ok thank you

Montbellia

This is Franconian Idol: Franconia Empire has a new hit singing show that is sweeping the nation and auditions are underway. If they make the final cut, they will be taken to the music Capitol of the FE, Matriarch City. Only you can be number one if you try hard enough.

Handheld Warning: The all new Sarsang Universe Notepad 8 is now overheating after charge causing third degree burns. The Government has warned Sarsan to take these devices off the market due to public protection issues.

Just today my nation has switched between Civil Rights Lovefest and Anarchy twice.

Instability!

Ice Cream Sales Skyrocket in the West: As the month long heatwave has no end in sight, every species big and small is partaking in the act of buying ice cream. The delectable, creamy, cold dessert comes from earth, but Martians have taken a stab at it making Mint Hundlerbubbleberry. Jovians also taking their pick at flavors from home like Fyoti Jubilee, and Red Crisp Chocolate. These flavors have started an ice cream revolution, only to cool down your body temperature.

Vaping Replaces Cigarettes: The Franconian Government may have banned cigarettes, but vaping, a much healthier version of a cigarette (other known as e cigs) are replacing them. The Empress even says that she agrees with the switch. The only issue is that the tobacco flavor is banned.

Weather: Still looking at hot temperatures in the west while the East may see that wave of heat, but a storm is on the way in the next coming week.

What does Fyoti Jubilee taste like?

Justinian Kalominos wrote:What does Fyoti Jubilee taste like?

Like a bubble gum, but more natural.

Montbellia

BREAKING: Xemptoworth has just announced that she will be going full force on all the Franconian enemies. This is a tough move and might cause World War 4.

Davistian empire

Franconia Empire wrote:BREAKING: Xemptoworth has just announced that she will be going full force on all the Franconian enemies. This is a tough move and might cause World War 4.

The Davistian Empire shall declare neutrality if a conflict arises

Franconia Empire wrote:BREAKING: Xemptoworth has just announced that she will be going full force on all the Franconian enemies. This is a tough move and might cause World War 4.

What was World War 3?

Montbellia wrote:What was World War 3?

World War 3 was surprisingly not nuclear, but 3 billion casualties were reported. It was a war for money. There was a shortage in 2148 and it caused Russia, the Franconia Empire, China, and India to fight each other. Ancient America stood with us surprisingly, but a cold war later followed as the FE rose to power. Britain, France, Zimbabwe, South Africa, United Korea, and Canada all joined the Franconian side while China, India, West Pakistan, North Saudi Arabia, and Chzeck Republic was on Russia's side. It was horrible.

Montbellia

3 billion? That must have been at least a fourth of the world's population at that point. That's terrifying.

Montbellia wrote:3 billion? That must have been at least a fourth of the world's population at that point. That's terrifying.

Yeah. It was horrid.

Montbellia

Breaking: Unganda is currently being attacked by Franconian Militia. Attacks have been arranged until Uganda gives up.

Breaking: Sutnia Is also being attacked by Franconian Militia. The island nation has put the Franconia Empire in fear due to nuclear capability. Sutnia can reach the Franconian territory right next to them. Franconia Empire has arranged attacks until they give up.

More Breaking: New Botswana has declared war on us as the military arrives there to make them pay for the countless Franconians they have slaughtered on the mainland and in their nation. All of these attacks are from Empress Xemptoworth's promise to attack our enemies.

Davistian empire

Breaking News

Good afternoon, Davistians, I am Chad Johnson and we are breaking into regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news update. The military situation in the Franconia Empire is getting intense as they face attack from three different nations, possibly precipitating World War IV. Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been informed of the military situation and will hold a meeting of the Imperial Cabinet to evaulate what needs to be done to help the Franconian military forces. This is Chad Johnson from DENN headquarters in Georgetown, we will update you as we get more information

I will not participate in WW4.

BREAKING: This is some very heartwrenching news... let's roll the clip before we get started... *Clip shows people running and explosions going off in Northton, North Franconia Empire*.

Over 4 million seriously hurt and 7 killed in a day the media is calling "the Northton Massacre". Botswani supporters fired guns, bombed, and stabbed many in the large Northern Franconia town today. Many say it is due to the enhanced warfare going on in their home nation. Botswani Government officials say that this level of action will not be tolerated and that the Franconia Emperial Government will pay for the damages done to their land.

MORE BREAKING: Sutnia has failed to launch a nuclear missile at the FE. The FTL was part of an electrical error in their aging nuclear facilities.

MORE BREAKING: Car bombs and chemical weapons from Franconian militia are going off at this hour as the Franconia Emperial Government tours and terrorizes the "Evil States". East Pakistan and North Afghanistan are now being attacked by the Franconian Military. For hundreds of years, the two never agreed with our ways and killed massive amounts of Franconians in the Franconian Inquisition that took place in 2029. The FE says "This is payback for what you did to us. We now hold more power than you."

More news as it develops.

Davistian empire

Breaking News

We interrupt this program to bring you this breaking news bulletin. Prime Minister Gordon Brown held an emergency Cabinet meeting earlier today on the military situation in the Franconia Empire and will address Parliament and the nation tomorrow night at 19:00 GTT from the Houses of Parliament. HIM The Emperor has also been informed of these events and has met with the Privy Council and is prepared to mobilize all land, sea, and air forces if needed. We here at DENN will keep you posted. We now return to programming

And now, a message from the Franconian Parliament: Hi. I'm Majority Leader Tannan Rendall. As you all know, the Government is working on taking back at what the enemies have, and that is Franconian spirit. The lands will learn that the Franconia Empire is not a force to be reckoned with. The Empress has advised the Department of Defense to deploy defense troops on the streets for preparation for invasion of our Homeland. The planets of Homeworld, Vinitia 3, Xendo, Rentorbi, and Orbitroin 6 are also taking the same steps to become what is and will be. The Great Galactic War is eminent and will happen shortly. This is why the Empress has chosen that we all take galactic classes for war and what to expect on different planets. Governor White Diamond of Homeworld, Governor Yeb of Vinitia 3, and Governor Krnkloven of Retorbi are building military strength, and so are the nations of Earth. Remember... Your Empire is Counting on You to Keep it Strong like You Are.

Justinian Kalominos and Davistian empire

Davistian empire

Breaking news

We interrupt this program to bring you this special news bulletin. Prime Minister Gordon Brown in his address to our nation last night called for all Davistians to unite in order to help the Franconia Empire fight off their enemies and called for Parliament to pass a bill in order to provide aid and troops to fight for the Franconian cause but stopped short of declaring war. Parliament unamiously passed this bill and was given Assent by HIM The Emperor. The Emperor has ordered 400,000 members of the Davistian land, sea, and air forces to the Franconian front lines while the Prime Minister has ordered $500 million in aid be sent to the Franconian government. We now return to programming.

BREAKING: Nine hundred thousand people leaving North Afghanistan and East Pakistan in the biggest victory in Franconian Military history. Some troops are staying behind to liberate and set colonial rules for the two ex nations.

Advances in military tech are now crucial for the efforts to make FE dominant. Hyperpower is now being converted to make ray guns to pulverize cities.

Hello everyone!

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