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Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Overall Tax Burden in Second Kekistani Republic
World Census financial experts assessed nations across a range of direct and indirect measures in order to determine which placed the lowest tax burden on their citizens.
As a region, Second Kekistani Republic is ranked 5,744th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
|1.||The Empire of Huntell||Right-wing Utopia||“Gott Mit Uns”|
|2.||The Dank Republic of European Kekistani Enclave||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“SHAD'LAY TO ALL”|
|3.||The Colony of Six Flags||Corporate Bordello||“We Like To Party”|
|4.||The Borderlands of Kekzantium||Corporate Bordello||“My names bob, my wife took my kids away”|
|5.||The Confederacy of Scorespecial||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“my names bob, my wife took my kids away”|
|6.||The Federation of Zabruolor||Anarchy||“One struggle, one people, one destiny.”|
|7.||The Holy Empire of Germany-reborn||Corporate Police State||“Rise up Germany”|
|8.||The Kingdom of Trumpland||Anarchy||“Make America great again!”|
|9.||The Free Land of The Hills of Corinth||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Peace and Progress, Truth and Grace”|
|10.||The Holy Empire of PT-Cruiser||Authoritarian Democracy||“PT Stands for Part Two”|
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- : The soviet crewnion ceased to exist.
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- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese departed this region for SECFanatics.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese arrived from Secular Alliance.
- : The Dictatorship of Corporate Totalitariat of Antarctica departed this region for Memeism.
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- : The United Republic of Mirabilan of the region The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef proposed constructing embassies.
Second Kekistani Republic Regional Message Board
the EKE army has just began the deployment of it's new tank the M1V1 no pictures have been released by the EKE army or Minicq (the company that makes them) but we do know that the army has ordered 548 new ones and already has 485-560 in service.
In other news this week 2 normie mechanized divisions have been encircled in Serak by the kekistani army the kekistani high command said in a press release "we expect them to run out of supplies by the end of next week and surrender soon after".
Thanks for reading the news from the front 5/5/2019
Im sorry for his passing.
On the other hand I am now a certified fire fighter
It's my birthday today but I don't know how to say so without sounding narcissistic
the two normie divisions that have been encircled in Serak for the last week have surrendered to the kekistani army and have been taken as prisoners of war here's a press release the EKE High Command put out.
"The normie divisions have surrendered earlier than we thought they would because of many factors firstly the EKE airforce bombed their supply stockpiles however there was a largely futile attempt to supply them by air by the normies but most of the supply planes were shot down by the EKE airforce and the ones that made it and dropped supplies were also unsuccessful because of the bad weather the airdrops drifted into kekistani occupied territory and were seized by the EKE army the bad weather was also the reason the normies couldn't attempt a breakout the ground was soft and muddy almost impossibe to cross fast enough for the 2 mechanized divisions and just to add to their misfortunes they had to cross a river to get back to their lines so it just couldn't be done because they lacked supplies and air superiority"
54,000 normie soldiers we take as pow's and about 1200 were killed in the fighting.
In other news the Kekistani offensive into Normiestan has been halted by the EKE High Command because the normies managed to inflict heavy casualties on army group 4 at the battle of Sho-Battai and has dug in across the frontline.
The casualties on both sides at the battle of Sho-Battai were staggering
45,000 kekstani dead and 50,000 wounded and 55,000-80,000 normies dead and 40,000-60,000 wounded
"We will not restart the offensive until we reinforce the front and recoup our losses" the EKE High Command said
Thanks for reading this issue of the News From The Front.