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Second Kekistani Republic RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Great Dank Federation of Democratic Exodian Territories (elected )

Founder: The Dank Republic of European Kekistani Enclave

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Rudest Citizens: 424th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 437th Fattest Citizens: 530th+21
Most Avoided: 652nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 690th Highest Disposable Incomes: 709th Largest Retail Industry: 861st Largest Black Market: 888th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 910th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 942nd Most Devout: 988th Most Nations: 1,196th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,230th Largest Mining Sector: 1,288th Most Armed: 1,329th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,538th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,712th Highest Average Incomes: 1,816th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,891st Most Corrupt Governments: 1,996th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,084th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,089th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,216th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,268th
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Our old region has been invaded by commies we accept all kekfugees escaping from leftist persecution/discrimination


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    The Kekstantinople Pact Proposal (Nationstates only)

    MetaGameplay by European Kekistani Enclave . 207 reads.

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    The Constitution of the Kekistani Republic

    FactbookLegislation by Central kekistania . 571 reads.

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    CCC (Commie Crusher Confederation)

    MetaGameplay by European Kekistani Enclave . 196 reads.

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    Book of Kek and Prayer

    FactbookCulture by Kekistani conservative republics . 68 reads.

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    The Kekistani Diaspora

    FactbookHistory by Nation of kekistan . 52 reads.

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    The Ancient History of Kekistan

    FactbookHistory by Nation of kekistan . 51 reads.

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Tags: Anime, Anti-Communist, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Democratic, Free Trade, Independent, Industrial, Libertarian, Medium, and National Sovereigntist.

Second Kekistani Republic contains 12 nations, the 1,196th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Overall Tax Burden in Second Kekistani Republic

World Census financial experts assessed nations across a range of direct and indirect measures in order to determine which placed the lowest tax burden on their citizens.

As a region, Second Kekistani Republic is ranked 5,744th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of HuntellRight-wing Utopia“Gott Mit Uns”
2.The Dank Republic of European Kekistani EnclaveInoffensive Centrist Democracy“SHAD'LAY TO ALL”
3.The Colony of Six FlagsCorporate Bordello“We Like To Party”
4.The Borderlands of KekzantiumCorporate Bordello“My names bob, my wife took my kids away”
5.The Confederacy of ScorespecialInoffensive Centrist Democracy“my names bob, my wife took my kids away”
6.The Federation of ZabruolorAnarchy“One struggle, one people, one destiny.”
7.The Holy Empire of Germany-rebornCorporate Police State“Rise up Germany”
8.The Kingdom of TrumplandAnarchy“Make America great again!”
9.The Free Land of The Hills of CorinthInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace and Progress, Truth and Grace”
10.The Holy Empire of PT-CruiserAuthoritarian Democracy“PT Stands for Part Two”

Regional Happenings


Second Kekistani Republic Regional Message Board

The EKE Roleplay News office was bombed by the normie airforce two years ago in 2017 this is the news from the front.
the EKE army has just began the deployment of it's new tank the M1V1 no pictures have been released by the EKE army or Minicq (the company that makes them) but we do know that the army has ordered 548 new ones and already has 485-560 in service.

In other news this week 2 normie mechanized divisions have been encircled in Serak by the kekistani army the kekistani high command said in a press release "we expect them to run out of supplies by the end of next week and surrender soon after".

Thanks for reading the news from the front 5/5/2019

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Im sorry for his passing.

On the other hand I am now a certified fire fighter

New Stormhamer wrote:Im sorry for his passing.

On the other hand I am now a certified fire fighter


It's my birthday today but I don't know how to say so without sounding narcissistic

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Happy birthday mr. Kim Jong Un

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:It's my birthday today but I don't know how to say so without sounding narcissistic

Happy birthday, Chairman Kim!

HONORABLE Chairman Supreme Kim

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happy birthday supreme delegate

News from the Front 5/11/2019

the two normie divisions that have been encircled in Serak for the last week have surrendered to the kekistani army and have been taken as prisoners of war here's a press release the EKE High Command put out.

"The normie divisions have surrendered earlier than we thought they would because of many factors firstly the EKE airforce bombed their supply stockpiles however there was a largely futile attempt to supply them by air by the normies but most of the supply planes were shot down by the EKE airforce and the ones that made it and dropped supplies were also unsuccessful because of the bad weather the airdrops drifted into kekistani occupied territory and were seized by the EKE army the bad weather was also the reason the normies couldn't attempt a breakout the ground was soft and muddy almost impossibe to cross fast enough for the 2 mechanized divisions and just to add to their misfortunes they had to cross a river to get back to their lines so it just couldn't be done because they lacked supplies and air superiority"

54,000 normie soldiers we take as pow's and about 1200 were killed in the fighting.

In other news the Kekistani offensive into Normiestan has been halted by the EKE High Command because the normies managed to inflict heavy casualties on army group 4 at the battle of Sho-Battai and has dug in across the frontline.

The casualties on both sides at the battle of Sho-Battai were staggering
45,000 kekstani dead and 50,000 wounded and 55,000-80,000 normies dead and 40,000-60,000 wounded
"We will not restart the offensive until we reinforce the front and recoup our losses" the EKE High Command said

Thanks for reading this issue of the News From The Front.

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btw, now 175 in thiw WHOLE GAMEE FOR PIZZA

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