The Lowest Crime Rates in Russia
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trumptastrophe of Trumpton | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Donald Trump, YOU’RE FIRED!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Velvettes russia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Перманентная революция национализма началась с нас” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Colbala Con | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Alexey Navalny | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I'm not going to appeal to violence or aggression...” | |
| 6. |  The Buttastrophe of Buttstan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Shirtless on a horse? Try elderly, bald, and bloated!” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Bakhroma | New York Times Democracy | “Занято́й, как пчела́” | |
| 8. |  The People's Federation of Poklonskaia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Гордость и промышленность” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic State of Tereshkov | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Разрывая цепи” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Russian Syria | Moralistic Democracy | “Slava Suriya” |
