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It has indeed been a pleasure.

Ciao for now,
TAO

Thanks for flying by, you guys really brought some much needed shenanigans with you to Rushmore!

Time to roll on, Adios.

This awkward silence brought to you by Nellie Scout Chirping Crickets - for whenever vagabonds decide to stop loitering on your lawn.

Eastfield Lodge, Delawaria, The isles of avon, and Qusmo

*floats off into the sunset*
Thanks for hosting us!
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Rushmore is hereby inducted into the Guild of the Magical Realms!

That was awesome to read. It's fun to see the history get brought up! And to have had friendly visitors who wanted to learn about us. Nifty. :-) also, they ate all the fried chicken. Now we need more chickens!

What? That is UNACCEPTABLE - worse than using CAPSLOCK to express vehement disgust. We must immediately chase after these miscreants who subsumed our NELLIE SCOUT FRIED CHICKEN COOOOKIES and force them to pay for them.

Can everyone please remember to wear trousers? You're worrying the chickens.

Koalas give you chlamydia. They are impure. We discard them utterly.

On December 28th 2006, Iranian Minister for Justice Jamal Karimi-Rad was killed in a car accident. Rushmore is believed to have been founded mere hours later. You may draw your own conclusions.

Candelaria And Marquez wrote:Koalas give you chlamydia. They are impure. We discard them utterly.

Chlamydia is an STI - WHAT THE $%#^%$# ARE YOU DOING WITH KOALAS??!?!?!???!??!?!?1/1/

We'll take your koalas. They taste like chicken...right...??

Yeah, like chicken with chlamydia...

Congrats on being good hosts for the balloon guys, btw.

Be very, very quiet...
... We're hunting waterfowl.

The Electrum Diplomatic Offices has been very ashamed by the anti-koala behaviour espoused by certain members of this region. We have put you on a list. End communication.

*Quickly and quietly gives koalas medicine for chlamydia, plants more eucalyptus trees, and bans replacing chickens with koalas* *nonchalantly whistles*

Fried chicken anyone?

Electrum Diplomatic Offices wrote:The Electrum Diplomatic Offices has been very ashamed by the anti-koala behaviour espoused by certain members of this region. We have put you on a list. End communication.

Is that a "Need More Nellie Scout Cookies" list? Or is it a "%#$^S with Koalas" List? If it's the latter, we promise that it's only one (seriously disturbed) person in our region. If it's the former, then we've got Nellie Scout Cookies for you.

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Eura wrote:SWAN!

Ladies and gentlemen, our honoured WA delegate...

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