by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Search

Search

[+] Advanced...

Author:

Region:

Sort:

«12. . .8,8328,8338,8348,8358,8368,8378,838. . .9,1649,165»

American restoration wrote:"There's an employment office on Century Street. As for the list, I'm not actually sure. I think you don't come to them, they come to you. Anyways, have a nice day." The officer departed. The city continued on its business.

"Pink gas?" He covered his mouth with his hoodie. "What are you talking about? And no, I can't trap gas! That's not one of my powers!"

*"Thank you" He then uses the maps he can find to get to the employment office*

*The man "Crap. That's love gas, it makes you love the first person you see. It's effects are exactly what one would expect. Do you know anyone who can contai-" There's another flash of blue light as he teleports them away. "-n it"*

American restoration

Mifan empire wrote:*"Thank you" He then uses the maps he can find to get to the employment office*

The office was quite a ways away. When he got there, there was a long queue of people waiting. A police officer near the door nodded at the being as he walked in. After waiting through the line, it was finally his turn.
"Hi there. How may I help you?"

Mifan empire wrote:*The man "Crap. That's love gas, it makes you love the first person you see. It's effects are exactly what one would expect. Do you know anyone who can contai-" There's another flash of blue light as he teleports them away. "-n it"*

OOC: I totally thought you were going to try and use the "love gas" as an excuse to ship your teleport spammer with my superman right off the bat and I was gonna kill you

IC: The super looked around, somewhat panicked. "Damn, I don't know. I just know I can't do it... Is the gas flammable? Would burning it off work? I could call someone..." He took out his cellphone and looked up. "Wait a minute. You didn't breath in any of it, did you? I still think you're shady as f-ck and probably evil, so I know I didn't."

Mifan empire

HELLOOOOOOO

The sith empire of korriban and Federatative united nations

Federatative united nations

The sith empire of korriban wrote:That my friend is why I'm thinking about it.

Does the FUN have a discord channel or something?

Nah... There's only me and and Carjuanga who are actually players... others are nations i control under FUN's Integration. (Don't worry, integration only happens in non-player nations :))

Cgi wrote:When the joke version of an international organization becomes the strongest and only international organization.

Speaking of, where on earth did RUN go?

Mifan empire

American restoration wrote:The office was quite a ways away. When he got there, there was a long queue of people waiting. A police officer near the door nodded at the being as he walked in. After waiting through the line, it was finally his turn.
"Hi there. How may I help you?"
OOC: I totally thought you were going to try and use the "love gas" as an excuse to ship your teleport spammer with my superman right off the bat and I was gonna kill you

IC: The super looked around, somewhat panicked. "Damn, I don't know. I just know I can't do it... Is the gas flammable? Would burning it off work? I could call someone..." He took out his cellphone and looked up. "Wait a minute. You didn't breath in any of it, did you? I still think you're shady as f-ck and probably evil, so I know I didn't."

*He responded "I need a job. How can you help me?"*

OOC: I'd only do something like that with permission of the other player, it just always better that way. If I wanted gay shipping with you I'd revive mystical shapeshifters. Which we should probably revive now that I think of it.

*The man responded "I don't think it's flammable and burning it wouldn't be a good idea. There's civillains in there. I still think you're annoying and I'd probably rather get into a relationship with the villain I fight on biweekly basis, so no definitely not"*

American restoration

Federatative united nations

Oxihydronia wrote:HELLOOOOOOO

HIIIIIIIIII

Barren silver

Hello all, I have returned.

Sincerely,
FBS

Oxihydronia, The sith empire of korriban, Usniya, Flowrisa, and 1 otherMifan empire

Barren silver wrote:Hello all, I have returned.

Sincerely,
FBS

Hey I'm Candro now

Barren silver

Barren silver

Mifan empire wrote:Hey I'm Candro now

Cool, Sweet Qing flag.

Mifan empire

American restoration

Barren silver wrote:Hello all, I have returned.

Sincerely,
FBS

I am ArcticOne now. And Daojia

Barren silver and Mifan empire

Barren silver wrote:Cool, Sweet Qing flag.

Thanks, we're doing a superhero crisis RP soon if you're interested

Barren silver

American restoration wrote:I am ArcticOne now. And Daojia

Cool

Mifan empire wrote:Thanks, we're doing a superhero crisis RP soon if you're interested

Thanks dude, but I am going to sit back and watch for now

Mifan empire

Mifan empire wrote:-Cheatz. Spiderman type attitude but a Batman like motive. Teleportation and a Respawn ability with Guns, Gadgets, and Webs.

I totally fo

Barren silver wrote:Cool
Thanks dude, but I am going to sit back and watch for now

Cool

The sith empire of korriban

American restoration wrote:After some time walking, a small city could be seen in the distance, blasting light into the night sky. An old pickup truck rumbled down the road toward them, kicking up a cloud of dust behind it. When it got close, the truck flashed its headlights and pulled over. A lone man, bearded and armed with a hunting rifle and a wide-brimmed rancher's hat, stepped out.
"Howdy. You boys don't look like you're from here. Y'all get lost crossing the border?" Noticing their confused and wary expressions, he laughed and put his hands up. "Now don't worry, I ain't no border agent. Y'all just looked like you could use some help, that's all. Crossing the desert like that's mighty dangerous, and who even knows what's out there since the big switch-up."
Suddenly, a young girl in a baseball cap jumped out of the passenger door. The man groaned. "Gah- Annie! I told you to stay in the truck!"
"Sorry pa..."
He sighed. "Well, since we're all here, I guess we should introduce ourselves. My name's Daryl. This is my daughter, Annie."
Annie squinted at the Republic forces for a moment. "Y'all rebels, ain't ya?"

Daryl nearly jumped out of his skin. "Jesus, Annie! Don't say things like that! The hell's the matter with you?!"
"But dad, look at them! They all got guns, every single one of them, except for the guy in the robes over there. And they're all coming from the south, not the north. They ain't wearing army uniforms, I don't think. That means they're rebels, right?"
Daryl looked down. "I don't know they could just be a... hunting party, or something..." He turned to the Jedi. "Tell you what. You seem to be the leader of this little posse here. I know it's probably none of my business, but you do got an awful lot of guns there. Even by Texan standards. So, you mind telling me what this is all about?"

*The Jedi walks forward, brown hood up covering his eyes*

Jedi: What land is this?

*The Republic soldiers take out vio binoculars and begin scanning the hurizon for Imperials*

The sith empire of korriban

Federatative united nations wrote:Nah... There's only me and and Carjuanga who are actually players... others are nations i control under FUN's Integration. (Don't worry, integration only happens in non-player nations :))Speaking of, where on earth did RUN go?

I would like to talk to one or both of you about the Empire and the members of my NPC Confederation to talk about allying with the FUN.

American restoration

Mifan empire wrote:*He responded "I need a job. How can you help me?"*

”Of course. First, I’m going to need to see some identification. Then you can fill out all these forms here,” the clerk said, putting a massive stack of papers in front of him. “We’ll process those, and contact you about potential openings.”

Mifan empire wrote:OOC: I'd only do something like that with permission of the other player, it just always better that way. If I wanted gay shipping with you I'd revive mystical shapeshifters. Which we should probably revive now that I think of it.

*The man responded "I don't think it's flammable and burning it wouldn't be a good idea. There's civillains in there. I still think you're annoying and I'd probably rather get into a relationship with the villain I fight on biweekly basis, so no definitely not"*

OOC: good lmao. And Liang might come back, but it would be with Daojia. Besides, since what happened to Candro, his crush is probably dead anyways.

IC: “Ooh, nice! I once fought a villain who had a thing for me. It wasn’t fun, honestly. She was crazy.” He tapped on his phone. “Anyways, I think I know someone who might be able to help. She’s capable of manipulating chemicals. Breathing poison, sweating painkillers, that kinda thing. She could produce something to neutralize the gas until one of us can go and stop it at the source.”

Mifan empire

American restoration

The sith empire of korriban wrote:*The Jedi walks forward, brown hood up covering his eyes*

Jedi: What land is this?

*The Republic soldiers take out vio binoculars and begin scanning the hurizon for Imperials*

Daryl laughed. “What, the accent didn’t clue you in? You’re in the good ol’ U-S-of-A, or as they call it now, the Federation for American Restoration. That town over there is Crystal City, Texas.” He coughed. “Well, technically it’s in the state of Big Thicket. But we call the place Texas. It’s kinda a sore point for a lotta folk.”
Annie went up to one of the Republican soldiers. “Whatcha lookin’ at?”

The sith empire of korriban

American restoration wrote:Daryl laughed. “What, the accent didn’t clue you in? You’re in the good ol’ U-S-of-A, or as they call it now, the Federation for American Restoration. That town over there is Crystal City, Texas.” He coughed. “Well, technically it’s in the state of Big Thicket. But we call the place Texas. It’s kinda a sore point for a lotta folk.”
Annie went up to one of the Republican soldiers. “Whatcha lookin’ at?”

Republic Soldier: Nothing..

*The Republic soldiers standing next to the Jedi look confused*

Jedi: What are your people doing in the no mans land? And when did you have time to build.. that? *he points to the city* our last recognizance of the desert was a month ago.

Republic Soldier: do you have a defense force? You need to prepare yourselves. The Imperials will be coming for you.

American restoration wrote:”Of course. First, I’m going to need to see some identification. Then you can fill out all these forms here,” the clerk said, putting a massive stack of papers in front of him. “We’ll process those, and contact you about potential openings.”
OOC: good lmao. And Liang might come back, but it would be with Daojia. Besides, since what happened to Candro, his crush is probably dead anyways.

IC: “Ooh, nice! I once fought a villain who had a thing for me. It wasn’t fun, honestly. She was crazy.” He tapped on his phone. “Anyways, I think I know someone who might be able to help. She’s capable of manipulating chemicals. Breathing poison, sweating painkillers, that kinda thing. She could produce something to neutralize the gas until one of us can go and stop it at the source.”

OOC: I was thinking of like resetting it and having New Candro still be peaceful and under Candronese control. I mean it's literally right next to Southern Moshii the peace vibes have to rub off.
*"Uhh ok." The creature tries his best to fill out the form but is obviously confused.*

*The man responded in more relaxed manner "Try having your ex be one. Not fun. She sounds increadibly useful, let's get her here. Where is she?"*
(He doesn't just teleport, he has gadgets and guns. When he dies the atoms near his body reform into a new body for him, and he can shoot webs spider style)

The sith empire of korriban

*meanwhile, an Imperial war ship drifts into what is now American waters*

American restoration and Mifan empire

American restoration

Mifan empire wrote:OOC: I was thinking of like resetting it and having New Candro still be peaceful and under Candronese control. I mean it's literally right next to Southern Moshii the peace vibes have to rub off.
*"Uhh ok." The creature tries his best to fill out the form but is obviously confused.*

OOC: this is an endurance test as to how much bureaucratic hell I can describe without wanting to off myself

IC: The clerk coughed. “Ahem. I need to see your ID before you do any of this, please.”

Mifan empire wrote:*The man responded in more relaxed manner "Try having your ex be one. Not fun. She sounds increadibly useful, let's get her here. Where is she?"*
(He doesn't just teleport, he has gadgets and guns. When he dies the atoms near his body reform into a new body for him, and he can shoot webs spider style)

OOC: https://youtu.be/wXe-5mUeLC8

The super hesitated. “I’d... really rather not tell you where she is. Yet. Attempted homicide aside, you don’t seem like a bad guy. But the place is kinda a safehouse, if you know what I mean.” He scratched his head. “Can’t you just, I dunno, will her here somehow? I can fly and get her if that doesn’t work.”

Federatative united nations wrote:Speaking of, where on earth did RUN go?

The better question is... where IN Earth?
*Armored drilling vehicles with the RUN flag painted on the side drill out of the ground all around the region*

American restoration

American restoration

The sith empire of korriban wrote:Republic Soldier: Nothing..

*The Republic soldiers standing next to the Jedi look confused*

Jedi: What are your people doing in the no mans land? And when did you have time to build.. that? *he points to the city* our last recognizance of the desert was a month ago.

Republic Soldier: do you have a defense force? You need to prepare yourselves. The Imperials will be coming for you.

Annie didn’t seem to believe him. “Doesn’t look like nothing. Looking for Army troops?”

Daryl took his hat off. “Look, I think maybe you didn’t hear the news. Something happened, something that teleported my nation into your planet. That city? It’s been here for over a hundred years, since the railroad days. But it must have been just empty desert before the switch-up.”
He turned to the soldiers. “Now hold on a minute! Defense forces? Imperials? What on Earth is that all about?”

The sith empire of korriban wrote:*meanwhile, an Imperial war ship drifts into what is now American waters*

A staticky radio transmission reached the vessel. “Attention, this is the US Coast Guard. You are now approaching US territorial waters. Please identify yourself and state whether you are able to take a customs officer aboard.”

American restoration

Cgi wrote:The better question is... where IN Earth?
*Armored drilling vehicles with the RUN flag painted on the side drill out of the ground all around the region*

MY PLAN ALL ALONG! MWAHAHAHA

Real answer: I let it CTE. I wasn’t able to take it in the direction I wanted. If anyone wants to take it over I’ll refound it and TG then the password.

American restoration wrote:OOC: this is an endurance test as to how much bureaucratic hell I can describe without wanting to off myself

IC: The clerk coughed. “Ahem. I need to see your ID before you do any of this, please.”
OOC: https://youtu.be/wXe-5mUeLC8

The super hesitated. “I’d... really rather not tell you where she is. Yet. Attempted homicide aside, you don’t seem like a bad guy. But the place is kinda a safehouse, if you know what I mean.” He scratched his head. “Can’t you just, I dunno, will her here somehow? I can fly and get her if that doesn’t work.”

*The creature focused for a second and made a ID card that looked like it was from 60 years ago. "Will this card work?"*

*The man gave him a thousand yard stare "Teleporting someone else only works when I'm touching them. You go get her man. I'll see if I got something that can contain the gas"*

«12. . .8,8328,8338,8348,8358,8368,8378,838. . .9,1649,165»

Advertisement