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*"Thank you" He then uses the maps he can find to get to the employment office*
*The man "Crap. That's love gas, it makes you love the first person you see. It's effects are exactly what one would expect. Do you know anyone who can contai-" There's another flash of blue light as he teleports them away. "-n it"*
The office was quite a ways away. When he got there, there was a long queue of people waiting. A police officer near the door nodded at the being as he walked in. After waiting through the line, it was finally his turn.
"Hi there. How may I help you?"
OOC: I totally thought you were going to try and use the "love gas" as an excuse to ship your teleport spammer with my superman right off the bat and I was gonna kill you
IC: The super looked around, somewhat panicked. "Damn, I don't know. I just know I can't do it... Is the gas flammable? Would burning it off work? I could call someone..." He took out his cellphone and looked up. "Wait a minute. You didn't breath in any of it, did you? I still think you're shady as f-ck and probably evil, so I know I didn't."
*He responded "I need a job. How can you help me?"*
OOC: I'd only do something like that with permission of the other player, it just always better that way. If I wanted gay shipping with you I'd revive mystical shapeshifters. Which we should probably revive now that I think of it.
*The man responded "I don't think it's flammable and burning it wouldn't be a good idea. There's civillains in there. I still think you're annoying and I'd probably rather get into a relationship with the villain I fight on biweekly basis, so no definitely not"*
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Hello all, I have returned.
Sincerely,
FBS
Oxihydronia, The sith empire of korriban, Usniya, Flowrisa, and 1 otherMifan empire
Thanks, we're doing a superhero crisis RP soon if you're interested
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*The Jedi walks forward, brown hood up covering his eyes*
Jedi: What land is this?
*The Republic soldiers take out vio binoculars and begin scanning the hurizon for Imperials*
I would like to talk to one or both of you about the Empire and the members of my NPC Confederation to talk about allying with the FUN.
”Of course. First, I’m going to need to see some identification. Then you can fill out all these forms here,” the clerk said, putting a massive stack of papers in front of him. “We’ll process those, and contact you about potential openings.”
OOC: good lmao. And Liang might come back, but it would be with Daojia. Besides, since what happened to Candro, his crush is probably dead anyways.
IC: “Ooh, nice! I once fought a villain who had a thing for me. It wasn’t fun, honestly. She was crazy.” He tapped on his phone. “Anyways, I think I know someone who might be able to help. She’s capable of manipulating chemicals. Breathing poison, sweating painkillers, that kinda thing. She could produce something to neutralize the gas until one of us can go and stop it at the source.”
Daryl laughed. “What, the accent didn’t clue you in? You’re in the good ol’ U-S-of-A, or as they call it now, the Federation for American Restoration. That town over there is Crystal City, Texas.” He coughed. “Well, technically it’s in the state of Big Thicket. But we call the place Texas. It’s kinda a sore point for a lotta folk.”
Annie went up to one of the Republican soldiers. “Whatcha lookin’ at?”
Republic Soldier: Nothing..
*The Republic soldiers standing next to the Jedi look confused*
Jedi: What are your people doing in the no mans land? And when did you have time to build.. that? *he points to the city* our last recognizance of the desert was a month ago.
Republic Soldier: do you have a defense force? You need to prepare yourselves. The Imperials will be coming for you.
OOC: I was thinking of like resetting it and having New Candro still be peaceful and under Candronese control. I mean it's literally right next to Southern Moshii the peace vibes have to rub off.
*"Uhh ok." The creature tries his best to fill out the form but is obviously confused.*
*The man responded in more relaxed manner "Try having your ex be one. Not fun. She sounds increadibly useful, let's get her here. Where is she?"*
(He doesn't just teleport, he has gadgets and guns. When he dies the atoms near his body reform into a new body for him, and he can shoot webs spider style)
OOC: this is an endurance test as to how much bureaucratic hell I can describe without wanting to off myself
IC: The clerk coughed. “Ahem. I need to see your ID before you do any of this, please.”
OOC: https://youtu.be/wXe-5mUeLC8
The super hesitated. “I’d... really rather not tell you where she is. Yet. Attempted homicide aside, you don’t seem like a bad guy. But the place is kinda a safehouse, if you know what I mean.” He scratched his head. “Can’t you just, I dunno, will her here somehow? I can fly and get her if that doesn’t work.”
Annie didn’t seem to believe him. “Doesn’t look like nothing. Looking for Army troops?”
Daryl took his hat off. “Look, I think maybe you didn’t hear the news. Something happened, something that teleported my nation into your planet. That city? It’s been here for over a hundred years, since the railroad days. But it must have been just empty desert before the switch-up.”
He turned to the soldiers. “Now hold on a minute! Defense forces? Imperials? What on Earth is that all about?”
A staticky radio transmission reached the vessel. “Attention, this is the US Coast Guard. You are now approaching US territorial waters. Please identify yourself and state whether you are able to take a customs officer aboard.”
MY PLAN ALL ALONG! MWAHAHAHA
Real answer: I let it CTE. I wasn’t able to take it in the direction I wanted. If anyone wants to take it over I’ll refound it and TG then the password.
*The creature focused for a second and made a ID card that looked like it was from 60 years ago. "Will this card work?"*
*The man gave him a thousand yard stare "Teleporting someone else only works when I'm touching them. You go get her man. I'll see if I got something that can contain the gas"*
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