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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014 - 1. Fun Fact: During the 2012 apocalypse, in Pen Island, there was a large thunderstorm going on and winds of up to 70 miles an hour. There was also very minor flooding(1-2 inches) in the coastal towns.
Friday, October 3rd, 2014 - 2. Fun Fact: Slavery was legal in Pen Island up until 1976. However, most people (99.6% of the population) didn't even have slaves.
Sunday, October 5th, 2014 - 3. Fun Fact: Pen Island doesn't have a minimum wage.
Tuesday, October 7th, 2014 - 4. Fun Fact: The tallest building in Pen Island is a 28 story hotel called 'Pirogue' that is located in Pen City and is 303 feet tall. It is rated 5 stars among international standards and costs 97 Bucks a night (291 US dollars).
Thursday, October 9th, 2014 - 5. Fun Fact: I found out that it's actually spelled 'Arkansas' in 5th grade. Before that, I used the spelling 'Arkansaw'. I still do actually. :P Despite the fact that I know it's wrong.
Sunday, October 12th, 2014 - 6. Fun Fact: 84% of goods sold in Pen Island are made in Pen Island.
Wednesday, October 15th, 2014 - 7. Fun Fact: 2,328 Pen Island citizens do not have names.
Wednesday, October 15th, 2014 - 8. Fun Fact: One of Pen Island's generals is named Peter Sherman.
Sunday, October 19th, 2014 - 9. Fun Fact: When I was almost done typing up my issue, I decided to go look at another tab real quick and accidently closed the Nationstates tab. I then had to retype the entire thing.
Sunday, October 19th, 2014 - 10. Fun Fact: Whaling, according to the Pen Island government, is technically still legal.
Sunday, October 19th, 2014 - 11. Fun Fact: There are no electric/hybrid cars in Pen Island. Also, the average price of gas is 2 Pinnycorns (about 60 US cents) a gallon.
Monday, October 20th, 2014 - 12. Fun Fact: During Lifetime Wellness at school, when we're in the classroom instead of the gym(we sometimes go into the classroom to do... class things), there are 2 chipmunks that live right outside the window, which I stare at when I'm bored.
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014 - 13. Fun Fact: Despite having only 10 towns spread out over 35,039 square miles, Pen Island has 2,419 churches.
Thursday, October 23rd, 2014 - 14. Fun Fact: Canned armadillo meat exists in Pen Island. As well as canned possum meat, canned deer meat, canned coon meat, canned frog, canned coyote meat, canned squirrel........
Sunday, October 26th, 2014 - 15. Fun Fact: I am still eating corned beef and I am eating it using one of these: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_Ration_Eating_Device
Sunday, October 26th, 2014 - 16. Fun Fact: I enjoy picking and eating hackberries. Plus they're pretty common around here so....
Sunday, October 26th, 2014 - 17. Fun Fact: English is the most widespread language in Pen Island, with over 2,955,000 native speakers. The 2nd most widespread language in Pen Island is Scottish Gaelic, with about 3,000 native speakers.
Tuesday, October 28th, 2014 - 18. Fun Fact: There are an estimated 9 million armadillos in Pen Island.
Sunday, November 2nd, 2014 - 19. Fun Fact: Pen Island has no gated communities or subdivisions.
Friday, November 7th, 2014 - 21. Fun Fact: Hayden, the only town in the Blackjack Mountains, has a population of 37, with only 5 families living there. In 1854, it had a population of 5,029, the largest its population has ever been.
Saturday, November 8th, 2014 - 22. Fun Fact: Roughly 0.5% of the population of Pen Island is in the KKK.
Monday, December 15th, 2014 - 23. Fun Fact: 73% of Pen Islanders have never been out of Pen Island.
Wednesday, December 24th, 2014 - 24. Fun Fact: Listerine was originally intended to be a surgical antiseptic.
Thursday, December 25th, 2014 - 25. Fun Fact: Listerine was once advertised as a cure for dandruff.
Thursday, December 25th, 2014 - 26. Fun Fact: I shall be using Listerine in my hair for the next week or so to see if it actually works.
Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 - 27. Fun Fact: Hayden has the highest rate of gun ownership in Pen Island, 100%. Which is odd, because it is quite relevant to this.
Saturday, January 3rd, 2015 - 28. Fun Fact: I typed out this fun fact using an 8 oz clawhammer. Surprisingly, it works on my Ipad's touch screen.
Monday, January 5th, 2015 - 29. Fun Fact: On my Clash of Clans village, I have a cross and 'Jesus' spelled out with walls.
Friday, January 9th, 2015 - 30. Fun Fact: This is a house which is actually right across the street from my elementary school up in Antioch.
Saturday, January 10th, 2015 - 31. Fun Fact: The subdivision I live in is called Whetstone.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2015 - 32. Fun Fact: The original Buck Cola contained 11% alcohol.
Saturday, January 17th, 2015 - 33. Fun Fact: Currently, roughly 1 outta every 100,000 people in Pen Island lives in the town of Hayden.
Sunday, January 18th, 2015 - 34. Fun Fact: 55% of Pen Islanders are unaware that the Internet exists.
Tuesday, January 20th, 2015 - 35. Fun Fact: The battle after the next battle of the Pen Island Civil War will happen solely around a Hop-In, Hop-Out.
Saturday, January 24th, 2015 - 36. Fun Fact: 2% of Pen Islanders call toilet paper "a** paper".
Saturday, January 24th, 2015 - 37. Fun Fact: 44% of Pen Islanders know that people have gone into space before.
Saturday, January 24th, 2015 - 38. Fun Fact: 83% of Pen Islanders don't know what a credit card is.
Sunday, January 25th, 2015 - 39. Fun Fact: 26% of Pen Islanders know what Hinduism is.
Sunday, February 1st, 2015 - 40. Fun Fact: In 1973, in Pen City, the pen factory had a little accident and over 12,000 gallons of ink spilled out into the streets.
Monday, February 2nd, 2015 - 41. Fun Fact: 13% of Pen Islanders can't locate Pen Island on a map of the RIA.
Tuesday, February 24th, 2015 - 42. Fun Fact: Pen Island has no health inspectors.
Friday, February 27th, 2015 - 43. Fun Fact: Once, when I was young, I decided to microwave a pine cone to see what would happen. I ended up getting sticky pine tar spilled out all over the microwave pan. Man, that stuff is hard to get off.
Saturday, February 28th, 2015 - 44. Fun Fact: The inner bark and young leaves of the maple tree are edible.
Saturday, February 28th, 2015 - 45. Fun Fact: Birch sap can be made into birch syrup, much like the maple tree.
Saturday, February 28th, 2015 - 46. Fun Fact: Clover leaves are edible. And the flowers as well, I think.
Saturday, February 28th, 2015 - 47. Fun Fact: Pretty much every single part of the dandelion plant is edible. Though except for maybe the seed head... I imagine that probably wouldn't taste too good...
Saturday, February 28th, 2015 - 48. Fun Fact: All pine nuts are edible. It's just that almost all of them are tiny as hell.
Sunday, March 1st, 2015 - 49. Fun Fact: Fun Fact: Most of the roads in Pen Island are unpaved.
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015 - 50. Fun Fact: Your friends and family are edible. Which is true.
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015 - 51. Fun Fact: You can eat most animals. But you can only eat some plants.
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015 - 52. Fun Fact: Pain is painful.
Friday, March 6th, 2015 - 54. Fun Fact: You are edible.
Saturday, March 7th, 2015 - 55. Fun Fact: 92% of Pen Islanders pronounce relatives 'relay-tivs'.
Thursday, March 19th, 2015 - 57. Fun Fact: Black powder guns and/or single shot guns are not considered firearms in Pen Island.
Thursday, March 19th, 2015 - 58. Fun Fact: 87% of the land in Pen Island is uninhabited.
Thursday, March 19th, 2015 - 59. Fun Fact: There were only about 200 settlers that came to Pen Island, and almost all Pen Islanders are descended from them.
Friday, April 3rd, 2015 - 61. Fun Fact: There are 31 times more shotguns than there are people in Pen Island.
Chapter Two - Pensyltucky Island
Monday, April 20th, 2015 - 62. Fun Fact: Places with a population density greater than 10 people per square mile are considered 'urban' by the Pensyltuckee Island government.
Monday, April 20th, 2015 - 63. Fun Fact: If all of Pensyltuckee Island was as densely populated as the Blackjack Mountains, Pensyltuckee Island would be about 3,093,260,000 square miles. Which is roughly about 60 times bigger than all the land on Earth.
Monday, April 20th, 2015 - 64. Fun Fact: If the Blackjack Mountains were as densely populated as Pen City, the Blackjack Mountains would ne about 12 acres big. About 2 or 3 times the size of your typical Walmart.
Tuesday, April 21st, 2015 - 65. Fun Fact: Rubbing alcohol and hand sanitizer are somewhat rare in Pensyltuckee Island. The alternative is whiskey, which, here, is actually cheaper and much more plentiful than rubbing alcohol and hand sanitizer.
Tuesday, April 21st, 2015 - 66. Fun Fact: Today is Hitler's birthday.
Tuesday, April 21st, 2015 - 67. Fun Fact: Lenin's birthday is in 2 days.
Tuesday, April 21st, 2015 - 68. Fun Fact: If all the land in Pensyltuckee Island was as densely populated as Pen City, Pensyltuckee Island's population would be 162,948,483. About half of the US population.
Tuesday, April 21st, 2015 - 69. Fun Fact: If the real life Earth was as densely populated as the Blackjack Mountains, the world would only have about 54,000 people.
Tuesday, April 21st, 2015 - 70. Fun Fact: If the world was as densely populated as the Moon, the population would be 0.
Saturday, April 25th, 2015 - 71. Fun Fact: The average Pensyltuckian home was built in 1924.
Saturday, April 25th, 2015 - 72. Fun Fact: The average distance between Pensyltuckian houses is 0.26 miles.
Saturday, April 25th, 2015 - 73. Fun Fact: If Johnson Beer went out of business (which it will not), there would still be enough Johnson Beer to supply Pensyltucky Island for another 25 years.
Saturday, April 25th, 2015 - 74. Fun Fact: If sea levels rise 4,484 feet, Pensyltuckee Island would still exist. Except it would be reduced to a tiny strip of land that is the top of Elkhorn Ridge, tallest mountain in Pensyltuckee Island.
Tuesday, April 28th, 2015 - 75. Fun Fact: 83% of Pensyltuckian houses have screen doors.
Tuesday, April 28th, 2015 - 76. Fun Fact: 9% of Pensyltuckian houses have central cooling systems and 3% have central heating systems.
Wednesday, April 29th, 2015 - 77. Fun Fact: If the world population was as densely populated as the Blackjack Mountains, the Earth would be about 44,561 times bigger, water included. Which would be somewhere around 371 times bigger than Jupiter and about half as big as the Sun.
Wednesday, April 29th, 2015 - 78. Fun Fact: If the world population was as densely populated as the Blackjack Mountains, the Earth would be about 44,561 times bigger, water included. Which would be somewhere around 371 times bigger than Jupiter and about half as big as the Sun.
Wednesday, April 29th, 2015 - 79. Fun Fact: The average Pensyltuckian property is 34 acres and costs about 950 Bucks (about 28,500 US dollars).
Wednesday, April 29th, 2015 - 80. Fun Fact: The Hop-In,Hop-Out gas pumps look fairly similar to Texaco pumps in the 1960's.
Thursday, April 30th, 2015 - 81. Fun Fact: There is an actual vending machine in Springfield that sells revolvers.
Thursday, April 30th, 2015 - 82. Fun Fact: Pine seeds, pine needles, and the inner pine bark are all edible.
Thursday, April 30th, 2015 - 83. Fun Fact: If the land in the US was as densely populated as Pensyltuckee Island, the US would have about 137 million people. Which is about how many people it had in the 1940's.
Friday, May 1st, 2015 - 87. Obvious Fun Fact: If all the countries in the RIA, except for Pensyltuckee Island, were destroyed, Pensyltuckee Island would be the only country left in the RIA.
Friday, May 1st, 2015 - 88. Fun Fact: 91% of Pensyltuckians live in the same town they were born in.
Friday, May 1st, 2015 - 89. Fun Fact: 16% of Pensyltuckians have never gone outside their hometown.
Sunday, May 3rd, 2015 - 90. Fun Fact: If you jump into a giant pile of glass shards, you will bleed profusely.
Sunday, May 3rd, 2015 - 91. Fun Fact: IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, YOU WILL SEEM LOUDER IN PEOPLE'S HEADS!!!!
Sunday, May 3rd, 2015 - 92. Fun Fact: The 2 closest towns in Pensyltuckee Island: Kibble and Milk Bone (Pen City and Camptown don't count, Camptown is basically just what used to be western Pen City) are still about 50 miles apart.
Sunday, May 3rd, 2015 - 93. Fun Fact: 78% of white Pensyltuckians say that the majority of their ancestry is from the British Isles. The remaining 21% say that most of their ancestry is from either France or Germany.
Bonus Chapter - Pen Puppets & Co.
(Green valley pirates) Friday, January 23rd, 2015 - 1. Fun Fact: Fun Fact: 100% of people living in Green Valley say that they drink rum on a regular basis.
look what I found
Shizensky, Oxihydronia, The northern cresent, and Sestaneneet nepaslind
Oxihydronia, Acronius, and The northern cresent
dammit i used to be commander :P
Oxihydronia and The northern cresent
Hammond: Thank you, I do believe we are nearing the blessed house, Mehruehn. *He says with a smile and a kind glance*
Hrm
I'm sure you can get there again. :)
Oxihydronia, Acronius, and The northern cresent
I feel like stepping back into the regional government next election cycle
Oxihydronia, Usniya, and The northern cresent
How is everybody doing? I feel like I haven't visited the RMB in a really long time.
Oxihydronia and The northern cresent
Welcome to my world.
Oxihydronia, Babylatia, and The northern cresent
Thanks :)
General: We are capable of assisting in both locations.
*Meanwhile, at a Hop-In,Hop-Out in rural Rustalia.......*
Cashier: *picking his teeth with a toothpick while doing crossword puzzles from a book called "Crossword Puzzles: Pensyltuckian Edition!!"* "Hmm......"
*He carefully reads the clue.*
Cashier: "Number 9.. A narrow valley between 2 mountain ridges....... oh! Holler!" *fills in part of the puzzle* *moves on to the next one* "The best country that's ever existed... oh, that's easy...." *fills in the blanks* "Pen-syl-tuck-kee-Is-land..." *moves onto the next one* "Residents of the nation of "Jute"........." *thinks* "Juteans?" *looks at the blanks* "1 blank too few.......... hmm.........."
*A Tesla pulls up outside.*
Cashier: *scoffs* "Teslas...."
*A man with large ear piercings(y'know, the ones that are a massive hole?) wearing excessively skinny jeans, a tight fitting shirt, Converse, large glasses, and a fedora walks into the store.*
Man: "Is there a place for me to plug in my Tesla?"
Cashier: "It'll cost ya..."
Man: "Can I pay using Paypal?"
Cashier: "What in the hell is a Paypal?"
Man: "I don't have much cash on me...."
Cashier: "What the hell are you doing out in the middle of Rustalia in an electric automobile with no cash? I'd be able to sell you gasoline or diesel real cheap and easy, but electricity? I buy the electricity from the next town over. Comes here from over 200 miles away. Fixing to buy some solar panels sometime, but I ain't got them yet. So it'll cost ya."
Man: "What do I have to do......."
Cashier: "1st, tell me why the hell you're out here in the 1st place."
Man: "Umm............."
Cashier: *leans back* "Yes?"
Man: "...protesting the oil companies......"
Cashier: *starts laughing uncontrollably* *falls on the floor from his chair* *continues laughing*
*3 minutes later.....*
Cashier: "Okay, okay..." *laughs a little bit more* *gets back up in the chair* "Okay, tell you what. I'll take you over to the next town."
Man: "You will?"
Cashier: "I'll hop in the 18 wheeler. Your electric automobile will be towed along. And you will be tied onto the back of the 18 wheeler in a cage."
Man: "Excuse me?"
Cashier: "You heard me right. I mean, my dog, Bucky, here's gotta have somewhere to sit."
*A few minutes later.....*
*A bobtail PITCO L-200 is speeding down a bumpy red dirt road going 140 mph, towing a Tesla behind it and a large cage, meant for emus, tied onto the 5th wheel hitch.*
Cashier: "Whew, lordy!!!" *shifts the truck into 18th gear*
Man: *bouncing up and down in the metal cage* "What-did I-ever-do-to-deserve this?!! Oww!!!"
*The truck is fast approaching a herd of cattle.*
Cashier: "Road train coming through!!!!!" *honks the horn continuously*
*The cows move out of the way and the truck narrowly avoids hitting any of them.*
Cashier: *puts the pedal to the metal* "Whew, just listen to that diesel engine hum!!!"
*The truck is soon speeding along at 170 mph.*
*About 45 minutes later.....*
Cashier: "Ooh, almost there.." *turns on the jake brakes*
*The truck goes through the town entirely.*
Cashier: "Whoops....." *goes offroad and makes a U-turn in the bushes* *slowly pulls back into town* *pulls into a dirt parking lot and stops*
*He hops out of the truck.*
Cashier: *walks back* *unhitches the now somewhat damaged Tesla* "Surprised this thing even made it to my town on those kindsa roads." *looks up into the cage* "Had fun?"
Man: *shaking around* *shakes his head*
Cashier: *chuckles* "Alright, you've had your fun." *lets the man out of the cage* "Here's your Tesla. Go plug it in at that gas station right there. I'll be off now." *hops back in the PITCO 18 wheeler and drives off*
Man: *shakily walks into the gas station*
Cashier 2: *watching TV* *turns his head* "Oh, howdy there." *looks back at the TV*
Television Reporter: "Earlier today, foreign hippie protestors gathered at the site of a new oil rig, angered at us for exploiting our bountiful natural resources."
*The TV goes to a shot of the protest.*
*The man appears in the middle of the screen.*
Cashier 2: "Huh...." *looks back at the man, then back at the TV* "Ain't that.. it is you. Ha!"
*On the TV*
TV Reporter: *walks up the man* "Hello sir. Why are you protesting?"
Man: "Because we need to stop the excessive use and reliance on fossil fuels!!! It's bad for the enviroment, it's bad for our health, and it's bad for the future of this Earth!!!"
*All the protestors cheer.*
Man: "And just to show that we don't have to rely on fossil fuels, I am going to drive my fully electric Tesla all the way across Rustalia and back again!!"
*All the protestors cheer again.*
Reporter: "But sir, Rustalia's pert near a-"
*The cheering of the protestors drowns out the reporter's words as the man heads over to his Tesla.*
*Back in the gas station....*
Cashier 2: "Didn't think that out clearly, didja?" *laughs and takes a small sip of Johnson Beer*
Man: *groans* "Can I have some water?"
Cashier 2: "It'll cost ya. Water's mighty expensive out here. This particular area, it'll run ya about $40 a pint."
Man: "Do you take Paypal?"
Cashier 2: "Pay-what?"
Man: *sighs* "Nevermind...."
Could you give me a map showing this administrative division, I've stopped caring about this condition will follow it because I'd like to get it done
Your most recent map is this: http://i.imgur.com/0l8AIPV.png
Id like to know if your using this map so that I can plan the wall accordingly
General Hacker: Good I can't wait to see them in the field
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