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BEEP BEEP! Ferrets need Your help!

EMERGENCY FROM THE RYLLANDIC DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH

We have came across a virus never before seen by any animal, nor human in the Earth. This virus infects people, made them go insane, bites and eaten people's flesh, and infects them to spread the virus.

We are not sure where did the virus came from, but it was widely believed from the black market.

If you want to follow instructions on how to survive the virus. Use the following:

- Stay indoors, along with your children and lived ones.

- Close all windows and doors

- Be sure to grab a weapon, a firearm, or something that can kill the infected

- Be sure to never go outside, because the virus is not visible to the naked eye.

- Keep an eye on the people, stay away from them 6 meters away.

- Please grab your face masks

- If your city is infected, retreat to a city with a lot of resources

Because of this virus, we are not sure on what is the cure about it, and because we don't trained enough researchers on the virus. We could be infected with a single bite.

Please stay indoors, pray to God, wait for the virus to be eradicated, stay calm, and be patient. And-

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G̸͜͝Ŏ̷̪͝ ̵̟̊O̸̤̎U̷͎̎ͅT̸̪́̓D̸̒ͅỎ̸̠́Ọ̸̅͊Ṙ̴̮̞S̴͆͝ͅ,̸̱̂ ̷̪̝́J̴͔͋͑Ỏ̴̝I̷̙̯͊N̶̫̋̐ ̷̩͇̿W̵̳̗͆I̷̺͋̋T̶̲̬͆̄H̴̠̐͝ ̷͕̺͛U̴̖͇̐Ș̴̾ͅ,̵͉̱͋̈ ̸̩̌̌J̸̞͓̕O̴̧̮͛Ï̶̞N̵̲̪͂̉ ̷͔̤̏T̶̗̚H̵̳̀E̶̲̰̔ ̴̞̀̚H̵̯̖̏Ò̸̥̥R̸̹̲̋Ḓ̸̨̾͌Ë̴͉̥́ ̶̠́O̶̪͖̓F̵̡̰͑̿ ̶̛̺̫T̵̬̫̉Ḧ̸̹̃E̴̼̮̾͝ ̶̨͝͠V̸̡̟̀I̴̞̊Ř̵̪U̸̡͘͜S̵͓̏͒,̶̓͜ ̵̪̬̉P̵̻̥̈́A̴̙̗̔N̸͕͛̊Í̵̭̦̾Č̷͙̦ ̶̧̺͐Y̶̲͒̇O̶̰̔Ṳ̶̀͝ ̷̯̠̍͝L̵͖̒I̸̛̼͔T̴̢͌͝T̷͎͆L̷͍̆È̴͓̯ ̵̨͠B̴̡̺͋̕Å̸̡͋B̷̨̪̿̂I̶̼̊E̵̾ͅͅS̸͖̎̾,̴̪́ͅ ̸̣̃J̴̪̊O̸̢̅I̷̦̹̍̔Ṅ̶̬ ̴͕̈̄T̸͉̥̀͆H̵̡̛̤́E̴̼͒ ̴̖͉̀Ä̶͎́̒R̵̺̿̐M̶̪̖͂͠Y̶̛̗͇̿ ̶̲͌̚Ô̷̻͑F̷͚͚͂ ̸̖̠̋̃Ţ̶̂H̷̢̥̅Ȇ̴͖͓͑ ̶͉̈H̵̰̍͘O̶͓̞̓R̷͓̹̐͆D̷̻͊̚E̴̼̊͋,̸̬̩̚ ̷̰̀W̷̨͂E̶̹̚ ̷͍͔̈́̇A̴̞͂͝Ŕ̷͙̻̆E̵̜̮̿ ̷̻̬̒͘Ẁ̵͚Ȧ̶̢̏Î̴͎͎̽T̴͉̮͆̎I̸̺͕̋̕N̸̬͐G̶̖̰̿̊ ̶̙̅͑F̴̱̈́͋O̷̗͕͌͛R̶̤̿͑ ̸͓̬̇̿Ỹ̸̮O̵͔̎U̸̜̙͛͌.̵̟̋͌

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The ferret work army wrote:BEEP BEEP! Ferrets need Your help!

Send in the Ferrets!

Sup lads, seems like yall are having a bit of trouble….

Svenish altika wrote:Sup lads, seems like yall are having a bit of trouble….

Yes.

Arthornia wrote:Dead rmb

Nah, won't happen.

Rainpaw wrote:Yo.

Hello! :D

Big chicken

Arthornia wrote:Big chicken

🐔

Thanks for the card ryle!

Like Bomb wrote:Hello! :D

Yo.

Oink Oink

Arthornia wrote:Oink Oink

peppa

Lygallonia wrote:peppa

"Wahhaeayyajahuwahhhhehueheuehe"
- George

Dead ahh puppet storage

Weirdos

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