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Eesiolanoenarno wrote:Join The Rejected Realms

Why would any self-respecting despot make the foolish decision to leave this empire of evil and join a region which is obviously inferior (since it isn't ruled by our GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER)?

OOC: Well, this is the first time I've seen an RMB recruiter.

Birkesia wrote:Why would any self-respecting despot make the foolish decision to leave this empire of evil and join a region which is obviously inferior (since it isn't ruled by our GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER)?

OOC: Well, this is the first time I've seen an RMB recruiter.

Especially one from the TRR

Everyone is reminded to have a wonderful, yet brutal, day today

How many famines have you had today? I have had 600.

Menta Lee-IL liked my post! I have been blessed by DEAREST LEADER himself! The sun had just risen in Jianzhou Korea and a festival of hearts and minds has erupted! Glory to DEAREST LEADER AND THE DEAREST TRIUMVIRS!!!

Mousters wrote:How many famines have you had today? I have had 600.

Pitiful!!! We had ZERO thanks to the GOOD WORKS of EMPEROR IN SAE-IN!!! There is ABSOLUTELY no cover-up going on!!! Glory to DEAREST LEADER AND THE DEAREST TRIUMVIRS!!!

Jianzhou Korea wrote:Menta Lee-IL liked my post! I have been blessed by DEAREST LEADER himself! The sun had just risen in Jianzhou Korea and a festival of hearts and minds has erupted! Glory to DEAREST LEADER AND THE DEAREST TRIUMVIRS!!!

It is one of the greatest gifts one can be given. I am truly happy to see that you value such an honor!

Karovrusso Soyuz wrote:Everyone is reminded to have a wonderful, yet brutal, day today

Mine is even more brutish and yet wonderful.

Or even wondrously brutish.

Seriously, being the Empress is just tough work. I had my personal secretaries do the job for myself.

Matonis wrote:It is one of the greatest gifts one can be given. I am truly happy to see that you value such an honor!

Glory to Menta Lee-IL! One day we can all become Menta Lee-IL.

HAIL DEAREST LEADER, WHO IS THE PERFECT INCARNATION THE APPEARANCE A LEADER SHOULD HAVE!

Mousters wrote:GLORY TO GLORIOUS LEADER WHO IS THE RISING SUN LEADING US FORWARD!

Mousters wrote:HAIL DEAREST LEADER, WHO IS THE PERFECT INCARNATION THE APPEARANCE A LEADER SHOULD HAVE!

Indeed, the supreme DEAREST LEADER is the absolute epitome of tyranny and dictatorship! His wise tenets of DEAREST LEADERISM continue to guide despots and dictators today! ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS, ETERNAL OVERLORD DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mousters wrote:GLORY TO GLORIOUS LEADER WHO IS THE RISING SUN LEADING US FORWARD!

Wise words, my fellow tyrant. Long live DEAREST LEADER!

I, the Dictator of Birkesia, am announcing new construction projects in the national capital, which will all use forced labor from gulag inmates. A triumphal arch is being built to celebrate our recent victory in invading and annexing the adjacent nation of Skandilund (placeholder name, based on the NPC nation in Issues), which was a d*m*cr*cy before I invaded it. I am also ordering the construction of a new palace for me, where I will make speeches, give announcements, declare war, and run the government. Another new building project is the University of Birkesia, which is quite large and will house numerous classes for different jobs. (The University also serves as an institutionalized brainwashing center.)

The Dictator has released a record of Birkesia's most tyrannical laws! ALL HAIL DEAESST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dictator of Birkesia has strived to be as tyrannical as possible, and to crush fr**d*m and d*m*cr*cy. Here are some of the many draconian laws we have passed.

All citizens must sing the national anthem every day. If a citizen fails to do so, he/she shall be locked in a pillory and pelted with rotten tomatoes for four hours on the first offense, undergo the same punishment for 48 hours on the second offense, sent to gulag on the third offense, and executed by hanging on the fourth offense.

All citizens are legally considered property of the state, and they have no r*ghts.

All forms of alcoholic beverages are banned. All people found in possession of ethanol (also known as ethyl or grain alcohol), the intoxicating compound in alcoholic beverages, or anything that contains ethanol and is not exempted by other laws, shall immediately be sent to gulag. All imports of ethanol or products containing it are illegal, and anyone trying to smuggle it in will be executed by firing squad.

Only government controlled media is allowed. All other media is considered illegal, and anyone who listens to, watches, or broadcasts such unlawful information will be executed by being dropped into a pit of lions.

The Internet is banned in Birkesia. Connecting to it is illegal and will be punished with a gulag sentence.

Computers are illegal contraband, and anyone who is found with a computer will be sent to gulag. The computer will be smashed twenty times with a sledgehammer and then burned.

All anime and manga is illegal. Anime and manga will be destroyed by incineration, and the person who owns them will be sent to gulag. If he watches anime or reads manga again while in gulag or after being released from gulag, he/she will be executed by firing squad.

As soon as a citizen enters the national capital, he/she must scream "ALL HAIL ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER! LONG LIVE THE DEAR TRIUMVIRS! GLORY TO PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS" at the top of his/her lungs. Failure to do so or incorrect utterance of these words will lead to a gulag sentence. Those who complain of hearing loss from this will be executed.

Attempts to leave the country without government approval are considered treason, and will be punished with execution. Even with government approval, travelers may not leave Psychotic Dictatorships, or they will be forcibly returned and executed by being dropped into a pit of lions for treason.

Escaping from prison or gulag will be punished with execution by firing squad.

Saying the words d*m*cr*cy or fr**d*m out loud or writing them without censoring them is illegal and will be punished with 4 months imprisonment on the first offense, a gulag sentence on the second offense, and execution on the third offense. If using those words is absolutely necessary, the word d*m*cr*cy must be replaced with "AN AFFRONT TO GLORIOUS TYRANNY" when it is to be spoken, and fr**d*m should be replaced with "FOOLISH DEFIANCE OF DEAREST LEADERISM" when spoken. When written, both words should be merely censored. Non-compliance with this law will lead to a gulag sentence.

Scumbag WA representatives are forbidden from entering Birkesia. If they do so anyway, they will be forcibly deported. It is illegal for a Birkesian to express any support for the scumbag WA; those who support the WA will be executed for treason against Birkesia and all of Psychotic Dictatorships.

All executions are broadcasted on television. It is mandatory to watch these broadcasts. Failure to watch the executions is punishable by being put in a pillory on the first offense, a gulag sentence on the second offense, and execution on the third offense.

Birkesian tap water is polluted with drugs to make the citizens more compliant. To ensure that citizens drink this water, the government is the only seller of bottled water, and distilling, filtering, or otherwise purifying water is illegal. Collecting rainwater is also illegal. The crimes mentioned above are all punishable by execution. Illegal water will be dumped into the ocean. Smuggling water into Birkesia will be punished with execution by firing squad.

All Birkesians are required to serve in the military for at least eight years. All people who have not already joined are forced to enlist once they are twelve years old, and children as young as seven are often conscripted. If parents resist their children's conscription, they are arrested and executed for treason.

All Birkesian children must attend public school beginning when they are four years old, and ending once they are eighteen. Instead of actually educating the children, Birkesians are constantly brainwashed while receiving rudimentary education. Children go to school seven days a week, with no weekends. They must recites the national anthem at the beginning of every class, and those who fail to recite it are severely punished. The curriculum is filled with propaganda whenever possible, including blatant anti-d*m*cr*t*c and anti-fr**d*m statements. DEAREST LEADER is glorified and DEAREST LEADERISM is stated to be the only true ideology. DEAREST LEADER's tenets of tyranny are taught every single day of school. Students are required to be able to recite all of DEAREST LEADER's tenets by memory. The government chooses who gets to go to college, and if someone is chosen for college, he/she is forced to attend. Only the children of the Dictator himself, his relatives' children, and those of his friends are allowed actual education without brainwashing.

Citizens are required to salute the flag 100 times every week. Failure to do so is punished with 3 days in a pillory without food or water on the first offense, a gulag sentence on the second offense, and execution on the third offense.

Read factbook

Birkesia wrote:Wise words, my fellow tyrant. Long live DEAREST LEADER!

I, the Dictator of Birkesia, am announcing new construction projects in the national capital, which will all use forced labor from gulag inmates. A triumphal arch is being built to celebrate our recent victory in invading and annexing the adjacent nation of Skandilund (placeholder name, based on the NPC nation in Issues), which was a d*m*cr*cy before I invaded it. I am also ordering the construction of a new palace for me, where I will make speeches, give announcements, declare war, and run the government. Another new building project is the University of Birkesia, which is quite large and will house numerous classes for different jobs. (The University also serves as an institutionalized brainwashing center.)

Also every 60 seconds in Africa Gothica a minute passes the World Capital expands to an unprecedented area that even the architects of Neom City and every other megacity pissed their pants off. The headquarters building of the Ministry of Defense will be refubrished to its latest extent, adding a few more adjacent palaces to the complex. The former Reikstags is in the stage of rebuilding and its seat is ultimately transfered to the Imperial Citadel. In commemoration of the heroic stand of the 39th Life Guards Izhagravsky Regiment against the raiders a monument to them is being erected in the Emperor Alaric XIV Plaza in the city of Thervingenstadt, by the Qirim Sea.

In order for our tyrannical region to advance like the shining example that DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee=il is, we must keep the wheels of tyranny and suppression moving! May d*mocr*cy be destroyed and may DEAREST LEADER and Psychotic Dictatorships live forever!

RECENTLY IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION TO GIVE INCOMPETENT SLAVES MORE SPACE.
ENJOY OUTER SPACE FOOLS!
THEY DID NOT MENTION BREATHING SPACE.

Supporting People With Disabilities is now at vote. While it is important to ensure that every individual is fully contributing to their nation, this is yet another case of the WA exceeding its authority and I vote vote AGAINST.

Condemn Lily is also at vote. It is a region that does not recognize the power and authority of our DEAREST LEADER and so I will vote FOR.

Birkesia wrote:The Dictator has released a record of Birkesia's most tyrannical laws! ALL HAIL DEAESST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dictator of Birkesia has strived to be as tyrannical as possible, and to crush fr**d*m and d*m*cr*cy. Here are some of the many draconian laws we have passed.

All citizens must sing the national anthem every day. If a citizen fails to do so, he/she shall be locked in a pillory and pelted with rotten tomatoes for four hours on the first offense, undergo the same punishment for 48 hours on the second offense, sent to gulag on the third offense, and executed by hanging on the fourth offense.

All citizens are legally considered property of the state, and they have no r*ghts.

All forms of alcoholic beverages are banned. All people found in possession of ethanol (also known as ethyl or grain alcohol), the intoxicating compound in alcoholic beverages, or anything that contains ethanol and is not exempted by other laws, shall immediately be sent to gulag. All imports of ethanol or products containing it are illegal, and anyone trying to smuggle it in will be executed by firing squad.

Only government controlled media is allowed. All other media is considered illegal, and anyone who listens to, watches, or broadcasts such unlawful information will be executed by being dropped into a pit of lions.

The Internet is banned in Birkesia. Connecting to it is illegal and will be punished with a gulag sentence.

Computers are illegal contraband, and anyone who is found with a computer will be sent to gulag. The computer will be smashed twenty times with a sledgehammer and then burned.

All anime and manga is illegal. Anime and manga will be destroyed by incineration, and the person who owns them will be sent to gulag. If he watches anime or reads manga again while in gulag or after being released from gulag, he/she will be executed by firing squad.

As soon as a citizen enters the national capital, he/she must scream "ALL HAIL ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER! LONG LIVE THE DEAR TRIUMVIRS! GLORY TO PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS" at the top of his/her lungs. Failure to do so or incorrect utterance of these words will lead to a gulag sentence. Those who complain of hearing loss from this will be executed.

Attempts to leave the country without government approval are considered treason, and will be punished with execution. Even with government approval, travelers may not leave Psychotic Dictatorships, or they will be forcibly returned and executed by being dropped into a pit of lions for treason.

Escaping from prison or gulag will be punished with execution by firing squad.

Saying the words d*m*cr*cy or fr**d*m out loud or writing them without censoring them is illegal and will be punished with 4 months imprisonment on the first offense, a gulag sentence on the second offense, and execution on the third offense. If using those words is absolutely necessary, the word d*m*cr*cy must be replaced with "AN AFFRONT TO GLORIOUS TYRANNY" when it is to be spoken, and fr**d*m should be replaced with "FOOLISH DEFIANCE OF DEAREST LEADERISM" when spoken. When written, both words should be merely censored. Non-compliance with this law will lead to a gulag sentence.

Scumbag WA representatives are forbidden from entering Birkesia. If they do so anyway, they will be forcibly deported. It is illegal for a Birkesian to express any support for the scumbag WA; those who support the WA will be executed for treason against Birkesia and all of Psychotic Dictatorships.

All executions are broadcasted on television. It is mandatory to watch these broadcasts. Failure to watch the executions is punishable by being put in a pillory on the first offense, a gulag sentence on the second offense, and execution on the third offense.

Birkesian tap water is polluted with drugs to make the citizens more compliant. To ensure that citizens drink this water, the government is the only seller of bottled water, and distilling, filtering, or otherwise purifying water is illegal. Collecting rainwater is also illegal. The crimes mentioned above are all punishable by execution. Illegal water will be dumped into the ocean. Smuggling water into Birkesia will be punished with execution by firing squad.

All Birkesians are required to serve in the military for at least eight years. All people who have not already joined are forced to enlist once they are twelve years old, and children as young as seven are often conscripted. If parents resist their children's conscription, they are arrested and executed for treason.

All Birkesian children must attend public school beginning when they are four years old, and ending once they are eighteen. Instead of actually educating the children, Birkesians are constantly brainwashed while receiving rudimentary education. Children go to school seven days a week, with no weekends. They must recites the national anthem at the beginning of every class, and those who fail to recite it are severely punished. The curriculum is filled with propaganda whenever possible, including blatant anti-d*m*cr*t*c and anti-fr**d*m statements. DEAREST LEADER is glorified and DEAREST LEADERISM is stated to be the only true ideology. DEAREST LEADER's tenets of tyranny are taught every single day of school. Students are required to be able to recite all of DEAREST LEADER's tenets by memory. The government chooses who gets to go to college, and if someone is chosen for college, he/she is forced to attend. Only the children of the Dictator himself, his relatives' children, and those of his friends are allowed actual education without brainwashing.

Citizens are required to salute the flag 100 times every week. Failure to do so is punished with 3 days in a pillory without food or water on the first offense, a gulag sentence on the second offense, and execution on the third offense.

Read factbook

What tyrannical rules!
HAIL DEAR LEADER

The card palace has been expanded to 100 city blocks! some say that it is ridiculously large, but it will be able to fit my 1000 FOOT TALL DEAL LEADER CARD!

Our nation will be flying the flags of all our allies as a show of respect 24/7 in the capital, the joint military command post has been modified too fly the official flag of the military and all allied military flags and to hold meetings with military allies and we are willing to buy equipment and troubled/unneede soldiers for our great military cause.

May your nation live long and follow the shining example of the DICTATOR OF DICTATORS THE OPPRESSOR OF OPPRESSORS Menta Lee-IL

The Greater Gothic Empire wrote:Also every 60 seconds in Africa Gothica a minute passes the World Capital expands to an unprecedented area that even the architects of Neom City and every other megacity pissed their pants off. The headquarters building of the Ministry of Defense will be refubrished to its latest extent, adding a few more adjacent palaces to the complex. The former Reikstags is in the stage of rebuilding and its seat is ultimately transfered to the Imperial Citadel. In commemoration of the heroic stand of the 39th Life Guards Izhagravsky Regiment against the raiders a monument to them is being erected in the Emperor Alaric XIV Plaza in the city of Thervingenstadt, by the Qirim Sea.

Impressive, my fellow despot! May your building projects go smoothly and may your nation continue in the ways of tyranny!

Costaburrito wrote:What tyrannical rules!
HAIL DEAR LEADER

Costaburrito wrote:The card palace has been expanded to 100 city blocks! some say that it is ridiculously large, but it will be able to fit my 1000 FOOT TALL DEAL LEADER CARD!

Ridiculously large structures are exactly what I want in my nation's capital. I shall immediately put my gulag slaves to work building my card palace to 60 city blocks. Afterwards I will try to make it even bigger. I am sending funding from my recent conquests to fund your monument to tyranny. HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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