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Time to die uwu wrote:hooray now go pray to our glorious leader for you too live moreee

Pray to our Dear Leader!

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, Time to die uwu, and 1 otherPoopoo stinkface

It is DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, COMRADES!

For this year's celebration, residents of the DGES have been coaxed into reciting the following poem 999,449,385,395,395,204,583 times per MILLISECOND in order to show their NEVERENDING fealty to DEAREST LEADER and Psychotic Dictatorships!!!!

Praise be to oppression,
for it counters the FILTHY ideology
of horrid d*m*cr*cy,
which no doubt is an instrument
for promoting depression!

And where did oppression come from?
We all know! From DEAREST LEADER of course!
The one who regularly slays fr**d*m
with his neverendingly good looks,
and strength that would completely dwarf that
of full-blown bodybuilders,
along with his charisma
that inspires all promoters
of human r*ghts to switch to
human r*ghts abuses!

Thanks are given to the mighty DEAREST LEADER
for oppressing the world,
and inspiring us to do the same,
and maybe we, our most loyal servants to his cause
shall one day become immensely, though never-to-be-equal,
tyrants ourselves!

Oppress one, and it'll be one step towards oppressing ALL!

HAPPY DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, FELLOW DICTATORS!!!!!!!

Menta Lee-IL, Human Processing Center, Matonis, Crisconsin, and 11 othersJaphetia, Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, Khoronzon, Glorious psychotic britain, 394894879834895io, Hobbes dystopia, Langenia, Time to die uwu, Poopoo stinkface, and Chondyne

Time to die uwu

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:It is DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, COMRADES!

For this year's celebration, residents of the DGES have been coaxed into reciting the following poem 999,449,385,395,395,204,583 times per MILLISECOND in order to show their NEVERENDING fealty to DEAREST LEADER and Psychotic Dictatorships!!!!

Praise be to oppression,
for it counters the FILTHY ideology
of horrid d*m*cr*cy,
which no doubt is an instrument
for promoting depression!

And where did oppression come from?
We all know! From DEAREST LEADER of course!
The one who regularly slays fr**d*m
with his neverendingly good looks,
and strength that would completely dwarf that
of full-blown bodybuilders,
along with his charisma
that inspires all promoters
of human r*ghts to switch to
human r*ghts abuses!

Thanks are given to the mighty DEAREST LEADER
for oppressing the world,
and inspiring us to do the same,
and maybe we, our most loyal servants to his cause
shall one day become immensely, though never-to-be-equal,
tyrants ourselves!

Oppress one, and it'll be one step towards oppressing ALL!

HAPPY DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, FELLOW DICTATORS!!!!!!!

DEAREST LEADER I HAS MADE A SACRIFICE PLEASE BLESS US

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, and Dora the explora empire

Dora the explora empire

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:It is DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, COMRADES!

For this year's celebration, residents of the DGES have been coaxed into reciting the following poem 999,449,385,395,395,204,583 times per MILLISECOND in order to show their NEVERENDING fealty to DEAREST LEADER and Psychotic Dictatorships!!!!

Praise be to oppression,
for it counters the FILTHY ideology
of horrid d*m*cr*cy,
which no doubt is an instrument
for promoting depression!

And where did oppression come from?
We all know! From DEAREST LEADER of course!
The one who regularly slays fr**d*m
with his neverendingly good looks,
and strength that would completely dwarf that
of full-blown bodybuilders,
along with his charisma
that inspires all promoters
of human r*ghts to switch to
human r*ghts abuses!

Thanks are given to the mighty DEAREST LEADER
for oppressing the world,
and inspiring us to do the same,
and maybe we, our most loyal servants to his cause
shall one day become immensely, though never-to-be-equal,
tyrants ourselves!

Oppress one, and it'll be one step towards oppressing ALL!

HAPPY DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, FELLOW DICTATORS!!!!!!!

DANG IT I MISSED IT, WELL THEN HOW ABOUT LET'S MAKE EVERY DAY DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, THEN WE CAN SPREAD TYRANNY AND DESTRUCTION AND DEAREST LEADERISM EVERYDAY

ALL HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!

Destructive Government Economic System, Matonis, Hellkan, Glorious psychotic britain, and 4 othersHobbes dystopia, Time to die uwu, Poopoo stinkface, and Chondyne

Time to die uwu

Dora the explora empire wrote:DANG IT I MISSED IT, WELL THEN HOW ABOUT LET'S MAKE EVERY DAY DEAREST LEADERPENDENCE DAY, THEN WE CAN SPREAD TYRANNY AND DESTRUCTION AND DEAREST LEADERISM EVERYDAY

ALL HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!

NO LETS BURN/BOAT TORTURE EVERYTHING THAT THE DEAREST LEADER HATES

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, Chondyne, and 1 otherAnime dictator

Anime dictator

hello

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, and Poopoo stinkface

The WA is voting on Ban On Forced Blood Sports. While Matonis has officially outlawed all sports, I will vote AGAINST this measure on behalf of my fellow dictators. Glory to the DEAREST LEADER!

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, Hobbes dystopia, and 2 othersLangenia, and Poopoo stinkface

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland

Wait , do we actually worship our leader because I'm Christian(In religion).

Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, and Time to die uwu

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland wrote:Wait , do we actually worship our leader because I'm Christian(In religion).

OOC: No.

THE DICTATOR'S GUIDE TO PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS

OOC RULES

Any violations of the following will result in posts being suppressed, and for repeat offenders (or for particularly egregious violations), immediate ejection and ban:

1). NO excessively graphic discussions of torture or mockery of real groups/peoples; this is a game, this is satire, please bear this in mind. Subjects that are off limits for torture/ridicule etc. include: cannibalism, hurting children, people with special needs, religious groups, LGBT persons or other real life groups of people, and pregnant women. Yes, we are vile and malevolent in character, but we are NOT sadists. Just keep things vague and say "slaves" or "citizens." As well, nations whose names violate any of the above will not be welcome.

2). Some "real life" rules:
a.) NO glorification of REAL LIFE dictators (Hitler, Stalin, Mao, etc.);
b). NO glorification of REAL LIFE atrocities, e.g. the Holocaust;
c). NO mocking of real life tragedies or events where people have been hurt or affected negatively.
d). NO off site chat sites pertaining to the region (e.g. Discord) are permitted. Keep the conversation on the regional message board.

3). NO Moderation bashing. Should they take any action(s) within the region, they are acting in an official capacity, and are NOT to be mistaken as "characters."

4). Do NOT call "Dearest Leader" God, or a god; he may act like he is as such, but do not use this label.

5). Some "character" rules:
a). Do NOT claim to speak for "Dearest Leader" (or any of your other fellow dictators) in ANY way. e.g. "Dearest Leader shall do X," or "Dearest Leader thinks Y!" Let users speak for themselves.
b). Do NOT use any dictator in any story line or post etc. without their consent. e.g. "I am Dearest Leader's cousin and he attended my country's Olympics!" No, you're not, and no, I did not. You don't have my permission to use my character without my consent, and that goes for every user's character in the region.

IC RULES

LEARN THESE RULES AND YOU TOO MAY DISCOVER THE TRUE WAYS OF TYRANNY BY HEEDING
DEAREST LEADER'S INFINITELY WISE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1). DISSENT IS TREASON AND WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO OPPOSES US, QUESTIONS US, OR COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW OR WHY THIS REGION IS RUN SHALL FEEL OUR WRATH!!!

2). RECRUITING WITHIN OUR EMPIRE OF EVIL IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOULD ANYONE WITHIN OR OUTSIDE OUR EMPIRE MESSAGE YOU FOR ULTERIOR MOTIVES OR TO TAKE ON OTHER MISSIONS, THIS MUST BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3). WA PEONS MAY NOW RESIDE IN THIS REGION AND WE SHALL HAVE A DELEGATE!!! THE WA AND SECURITY COUNCILS, STILL, HOWEVER, ARE OUR MORTAL ENEMIES!!!!!

4). D*M*CR*C**S ARE NOW ALLOWED!!!!!!! HOWEVER, DON'T TRY OUR PATIENCE!!! YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF EJECTED AND/OR BANNED IMMEDIATELY!!!!

5). DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT OTHER REGIONS OR WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE "WORLD" OUTSIDE OUR EMPIRE, OR ASK ABOUT RAIDING; ALL OTHER REGIONS AND STATES OUTSIDE OUR EMPIRE ARE INFERIOR GARBAGE, EVEN IF WE HAVE EMBASSIES WITH THEM!!!!

6). DO NOT RESPOND TO THOSE WHO ATTACK OUR DIVINE MAJESTY ON THE RMB; IGNORE THEM!!!! WHEN WE ARE READY TO OBLITERATE THEM, WE SHALL!!!!

7). IF YOU ARE A FEMALE RULER, YOU INSTANTLY BECOME ONE OF OUR BEYOND BLESSED WIVES TO SPREAD THE WORD OF TYRANNY!!!!!!!!

8). NOBODY IS TO JUDGE OTHER DICTATORS SAVE FOR US. NOBODY CAN CLAIM TO BE A BETTER DICTATOR VIS-A-VIS THEIR PEERS!!!!!!

9). DISPLAYS OF IMMATURITY SUCH AS BEING A PONY NATION OR RADICAL FEMINISM SHALL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE BANJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

10). DO NOT CRITIQUE HOW YOUR FELLOW DICTATORS WRITE; SPREADING TYRANNY IS OUR GOAL, NOT TEACHING GRAMMAR!!!!!

11). ALL DICTATORS MUST PARTAKE IN THE GLORIOUS POLLS SET UP BY OURSELVES, DUKE OPPRESSION, OR OTHER OFFICERS.

12). DICTATORS ARE ENCOURAGED TO REPORT THEIR HEINOUS ACTIVITIES AND HOW THEY ARE FIGHTING TO ADVANCE DICTATORSHIP ACROSS THIS FILTHY PLANET, BY POSTING ON THE RMB!

13). CERTAIN WORDS ARE TO BE CENSORED AND NEVER USED IN FULL; THEY ARE LISTED HERE MERELY SO YOU KNOW WHAT NOT TO SAY!!!!: freedom, democracy, rights, elections; THEY ARE ACCURSED WORDS!!!!!

14). FOLLOW ALL OF THE ABOVE, ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read factbook

"4). Do NOT call "Dearest Leader" God, or a god; he may act like he is as such, but do not use this label."

All posts we make that "praise" Dearest Leader are not to be taken seriously. We're a satirical region after all ;)

Menta Lee-IL, Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, Glorious psychotic britain, and 4 othersHobbes dystopia, Langenia, Time to die uwu, and Poopoo stinkface

Welcome new dictators! Guys Give a warm welcome to Pyrolax, Anime dictator,Chondyne,
Gelaifa, and
Glacierland the ripoff of iceland!

Long live dearest LEADER!

Menta Lee-IL, Destructive Government Economic System, Matonis, Dora the explora empire, and 5 othersHobbes dystopia, Time to die uwu, Poopoo stinkface, Pyrolax, and Chondyne

Time to die uwu

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland wrote:Wait , do we actually worship our leader because I'm Christian(In religion).

me too irl lol i just love joking around

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, and Dora the explora empire

Province of Javan, Japhetia

The battle at Corinth in Japhetia is swayed as Germanicus II gambles on sending his second fleet into the area to dislodge the fleet of Tubal. With two Gomerian fleets upon them, the navy of Tubal panics and flees the area without their commander, Artemis, the twin sister of the Elder of Tubal. Left behind by her navy, Artemis and the army bravely try to hold the city of Corinth, but to no avail. With double his own navy, and now the protection from the sea gone, Germanicus II orders a massive bombardment of the city. After Corinth is badly shelled, the Gomerian troops rush forward and capture the city leading into the capital of province Javan. In the fighting Artemis is captured before she can flee with the soldiers to Sparta.

Artemis is brought in chains before Germanicus II. Her beautiful pale face is dirtied with the stains of mud and blood from the battle. Still with an air of a royal she silently stands before Germanicus II.

"Sir we have captured the daughter of Dodaneus!" One of the soldiers proudly exclaims as they parade the captive into the makeshift camp of Germanicus II.

"What should we do with her?" Ask the guard on the other side of Artemis.

"Hmmm, it would be such a waste to kill her...." Germanicus II steps forward and puts his hand under Artemis chin and lifts her eyes to meet his. She turns her face abruptly from his gaze, but stays silent. "Japhetia will need a queen and a legitimate heir, and what better way to unite the royal houses than by marrying me?"

"You're like 10 years younger than me! I don't ever want to be married." Artemis defiantly shouts back.

"Yes, you are an older woman, but still very beautiful." Germanicus II, young and having been long single keeps his gaze on Artemis and a dark smile plays across his face. "If you will not be my wife, then you will be a perfect concubine."

"You're disgusting!" Artemis shrieks back and even in chains tries to lash out at Germanicus. A guard butts her in the head with his gun knocking her unconscious.

"Take my bride to my ship for our consummation. Prepare the army and the navy to storm Sparta. We will cut off Alexander's power in his own province of Javan while he and the Ragnarssons kill eachother." Germanicus II commands his troops and as they muster and prepare to set out, he follows his guards carrying Artemis to his personal battleship.

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, Hobbes dystopia, and 3 othersLangenia, Time to die uwu, and Poopoo stinkface

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland

Yeah baby! I'm in the top 500 for most authoritarian. Impressed?

Hellkan, Dora the explora empire, Glisa, and Poopoo stinkface

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland

Am I the only one here(Who's active)?

Hellkan and Dora the explora empire

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland

Either way , one should always remember to add antidepressants into the water.

Hellkan and Dora the explora empire

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland

That can basically make all your people worship you.

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland

Were only in the top 5% for most authoritarian regions , We have to do more! More I say(Take this message with a grain of salt please)!

Post self-deleted by Time to die uwu.

Hobbes dystopia

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland wrote:-snip-

OOC- please edit your posts to accommodate more information instead of posting new ones.

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland wrote:Am I the only one here(Who's active)?

Ooc: Others are active, but please don't spam the RMB with endless messages in a row. Thank you, and welcome.

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Glorious psychotic britain, Langenia, and 1 otherPoopoo stinkface

With the authoritarian power equivalent to 7.55117 Stalins, I am happy to announce that we have reached the new record for ourselves in being the most authoritarian! Glory to Psychotic Dictatorships, hehe.

Do you all miss me? I bet you all do! I bet you are all asking "Ohh boy, where is this really tall witch that can seduce me?" ;) Ahh, all jokes aside, I miss my friends and fellow dictators, too! And especially Menta, of course.

- Supreme Leader Samantha-Higgs Anastazie Prudence Marie Vangelija “De Zwart en Verachtend Hart” Jovanna Theresa Mitchelle Marcelina Sterfgeval Gerelle Dv C. Vixie Thida Htet Nway Aye

Menta Lee-IL, Autoroga, Destructive Government Economic System, Matonis, and 8 othersHellkan, Glorious psychotic britain, Hobbes dystopia, Langenia, Time to die uwu, Poopoo stinkface, Pyrolax, and Chondyne

Poopoo stinkface

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland wrote:Yeah baby! I'm in the top 500 for most authoritarian. Impressed?

>top 500
>number 420
noice, blaze that bro

Time to die uwu

cri im too fr*e*o*m help me

Glacierland the ripoff of iceland wrote:Yeah baby! I'm in the top 500 for most authoritarian. Impressed?

anyone else sick of the word "incl*siv*n*ss"?

Time to die uwu

Tarmac riders wrote:anyone else sick of the word "incl*siv*n*ss"?

ew h*gs and kis*es no instead pray to our glorious leader

Hellkan and Chondyne

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