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Embassies: The Antarctic Circle, Axes Powers, Penglai, Kalinin K7 XVI, The Administrators Of Jane Addams, House Elegarth, Yuno, Vylixan Prime, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Pontbridge Islands, Groland, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Gypsy Lands, 0000, Hollow Point, and 26 others.NS April Fools Day Jokes, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, International Debating Area, Bus Stop, The Embassy, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Brasilistan, Maxtopia, Solarpunk, Wanderlust, Balugata, The Graveyard, Hallyu Sanctuary, Fredonia, The Planet X, Chicken overlords, St Abbaddon, Benevolent Leaders, Codex Ylvus, Natura, Dispatchia, Space Sector RPRA, Kylden, ainulindale, Got Issues, and Tebeats and Typos.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Best Weather in Penguia
The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.
As a region, Penguia is ranked 19,031st in the world for Best Weather.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Penguland||Democratic Socialists||“All Hail Pengu”|
|2.||The Republic of New Kios||Democratic Socialists||“Free will is still not free”|
|3.||The Rogue Nation of Light Cycle||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Cycling through the Multiverse!”|
|4.||The Do Not Tag Me Plz of Jar Watinree||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Stop tagging this nation plz! kthxbye”|
|5.||The Theocracy of Ter Tandist||Moralistic Democracy||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|6.||The Ancient Nazerite of Thou hast||Capitalist Paradise||“I like to hear your reaction when I send you a telegram”|
|7.||The Nomadic Peoples of Insert Dispatch URL||New York Times Democracy||“From Many, One”|
|8.||The Enslaved and Corrupt Nations of Governmental Corruption||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Slaves are this country's backbone!”|
|9.||The Oppressed Peoples of Independent Francoism||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Mission Accomplished”|
|10.||The Republic of Jar Watinnree||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”|
- : The Community of Mirror World of the region Mirror World proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Imperial Corporate Dominion of Amerikan Trumpites suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : The Colony of Fwifwo departed this region for The Multiple Faces of Eternity.
- : The Free Land of Pengwens departed this region for The South Pacific.
- : The Free Land of Pengwens arrived from Chicken overlords.
- : The Colony of Fwifwo arrived from Lazarus.
- : The United Socialist States of Greenkeep of the region Northern Argaen Trade Organization proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between Penguia and Tebeats and Typos.
- : The Democratic Republic of Show Yourself arrived from The West Pacific.
- : The Republic of Tebeats and Typos of the region Tebeats and Typos agreed to construct embassies.
Penguia Regional Message Board
Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the Disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, and Religious Officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake.
Also, if they don't have bananas, let them eat plums.
The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, and vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
Corporate Amerikan Gladiators is a ratings success, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, and heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
Newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, notable individuals are granted land and titles, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
Preservative-laden Corporate Amerikan cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
The diplomatic corps stinks, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Amerikan Trumpites with a very polite populace, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, family isn't who you're born with but who you abaddon in foreign countries, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
Also, do reeeee me fa sol
Military spending recently hit a new high, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Vladimir Clinton to be highly-advanced toilet factories, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around International Contract Agency.
The military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Corporate Cult, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.