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Founder: The Swashbuckling Privateer of Chava Cal

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Most Nations: 71st Most Average: 2,192nd
World Factbook Entry

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In a vast and snowy wasteland on the edge of the known world is a single railway leading to a half-buried station. Inside is a comfortable, fourteen-level deep home with a radio station, Linklibrary, bunkrooms and stocked warehouse, tended to by penguins. A photograph on the wall lists two notable dates just inside the vestibule:
  • 1st Founding: Janurary 2, 2017

  • 2nd Founding: July 16, 2017

Welcome to Penguia

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    A Collection of Interesting Dispatches (continual work in progress)

    MetaReference by Chava Cal . 212 reads.

  2. 175

    The Reference Library

    MetaReference by All wild things . 2,972 reads.

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    Reference Library [REF]

    MetaReference by August . 1,551 reads.

  4. 510

    NationStates Policies

    MetaReference by Llorens . 10,995 reads.

  5. 738

    The NewsStand

    BulletinNews by All wild things . 10,663 reads.

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    International Debating Area | DNO

    AccountOther by DFTBA-Land . 1,472 reads.

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    NationStates Banners - Descriptors of 'Earned' Banners Used for Daily Issues

    BulletinPolicy by Mediobogdum . 4,747 reads.

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    Wolfram & Hart

    MetaReference by Wolfram and Hart . 944 reads.

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Embassies: The Antarctic Circle, Axes Powers, Penglai, Kalinin K7 XVI, The Administrators Of Jane Addams, Yuno, Vylixan Prime, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Pontbridge Islands, Groland, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Gypsy Lands, 0000, Hollow Point, NS April Fools Day Jokes, and 28 others.NationStatesHolics Anonymous, International Debating Area, Bus Stop, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Brasilistan, Maxtopia, Solarpunk, Wanderlust, Balugata, The Graveyard, Hallyu Sanctuary, Fredonia, The Planet X, Chicken overlords, St Abbaddon, Codex Ylvus, Dispatchia, Space Sector RPRA, Kylden, ainulindale, Got Issues, Valandor, TwoKinds, Oneid, The Embassy, The Great Universe, Lewisham, and The Fratillian Union.

Construction of embassies with Den has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Casual, Eco-Friendly, Enormous, Multi-Species, Neutral, Pacifist, Puppet Storage, Role Player, and Silly.

Regional Power: High

Penguia contains 315 nations, the 71st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Penguia

World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.

As a region, Penguia is ranked 11,084th in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Corporate Dominions of Amerikan TrumpitesIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Compliance”
2.The Enslaved and Corrupt Nations of Governmental CorruptionIron Fist Consumerists“Slaves are this country's backbone!”
3.The Galaxus Imperium of Amardire DantareIron Fist Consumerists“The martyr's grave is the keystone of the Imperium.”
4.The Federal Völksreich of Greater KoenigsbergIron Fist Consumerists“Non sibi sed patriae”
5.The United States of Trump the God EmperorFree-Market Paradise“Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk”
6.The People's Republic of -ShipFanMoralistic Democracy“I ship it!”
7.The Great Spiritual Respository of Jar Wattinrae ArchivesFather Knows Best State“Save the heart of Metru Nui.”
8.The Theocracy of Ter TandistMoralistic Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
9.The Colony of Franco-DefenderistPsychotic Dictatorship“No such thing as a Franco-Defenderist”
10.The Matriarchy of Lady of DarknessCorporate Police State“Serve the Black Foe of the World”
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Regional Happenings


Penguia Regional Message Board

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and both criminals and civilians are DOA.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, high school bands practice by moonlight, ill and injured visitors in Amerikan Trumpites have to walk it off until they return home, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

To say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, billions are being spent on a new island airport, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, Amerikan Trumpites recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Corporate Amerikan throne.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Vladimir Clinton in ermine and velvet garb, and many believe that Vladimir Clinton's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.

Most ambassadors from Amerikan Trumpites retire only a few years after being appointed, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

Politicians look weirdly alike, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff.

A small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, billions of Imperial Gold Standards are being blown on orbital weapons development, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.

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