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Resolution 1991: New Austin National Congress Bill Passage Regarding Preemptive Peacekeeping Military Operations in Ausonia
"In spite of recent incursions of Blackrean anti-democratic activities in said region, the United Federal States should bear full and absolute responsibility to prevent the flow of belligerent dictatorial regimes in their destabilization effort. This nation hereby shall authorize the use of her military force in guaranteeing the sovereignty of separate smaller nationstates so that they shall not fall victim to illegal and unlawful expansionist acts of aggression. Namely cracking down on insurgent activities, terrorism collaboration network, and application of regime change if deemed necessary."
Conservative Coalition:
Royal Cabinet led by: Caudillo Coolidge II
Yeas: 367
Nay: 2
Abstain: 1 (sick leave)
Unity Conservative Party led by: Congresswoman Victoria N. Powell
Yeas: 400
Nay: 10
Abstain: 0
UTS First Party led by: Congressman JD Vance Jr.
Yeas: 60
Nay: 0
Abstain: 3
Neo-Conservative National Alliance led by: Congressman Lindsey Graham Sr.
Yeas: 35
Nay:0
Abstain: 1
Reformist Bloc (Opposition):
Republican Reform Party led by: Congressman Donald S. Beyer, Jr.
Yeas: 60
Nay: 10
Abstain: 5
Democratic Progressive Party led by: Congresswoman Elena Kagan
Yeas: 36
Nay:5
Abstain: 1
This bill is hereby passed unanimously, after initial vote turnouts. No additional round required.
Question of the Day:
How much holiday does a typical worker in your nation get?
Also, we are currently working on some special events for Osiris, including a Halloween Osiris Pumpkin-Carving, and a poll series to create a Regional Superhero for Osiris, so look forward to it!
Holiday? Holiday??
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A DECLARATION FROM THE SUPREME DICTATORSHIP OF STYLANDIA
TO ALL NATIONS AND TO THE UNWORTHY HERETICS WITHIN
"Let the will of Absolute Lord Supreme Styles be done,
and let those who question His vision for Stylandia tremble
before the inevitable march of progress."
THE GLORIOUS TRUTH OF STYLISM: MANDATORY FOR ALL TRUE SOCIALISTS
Comrades, little playthings, and loyal instruments of the State,
It has come to the attention of the Supreme Dictatorship that one Joseph Rushev, an insignificant and clearly misguided chairman of the East Lebatuck Communist Party, has accused Stylandia of betraying the ideals of communism by imposing Stylism upon our most fortunate citizens. Let us be absolutely clear: Stylism is not only the purest form of socialism, it is the very pinnacle of human civilization, as decreed by our peerless leader, Absolute Lord Supreme Styles!
WHAT IS STYLISM? THE TRUE ESSENCE OF SOCIALISM
Stylism is not some indulgent, mystical fantasy, nor is it a feeble concoction of personal beliefs. Stylism is the sacred devotion to the State itself and the unwavering worship of our singular leader, Absolute Lord Supreme Styles, the Eternal Arbiter of Righteousness and the Architect of All that is Good and Mandatory. The government is our temple, the bureaucratic machine is our sacred text, and Absolute Lord Supreme Styles is the living godhead whose iron fist guides all.
In Stylandia, socialism without Stylism is a contradiction, a grotesque perversion, as absurd as a lawless lemonade stand. Without the guiding hand of the Supreme Styles, socialism is merely a hollow word, an aimless march through a drab, leaderless wasteland. In Stylism, the State is all, and to submit to the State is the only path to a true socialist paradise.
RUSHEV’S BLASPHEMY: A CRIME AGAINST THE STATE
Comrade Rushev has dared to accuse Stylandia of "betraying the ideals of communism." He speaks as if "communism" is some ethereal abstraction floating above the dictates of Absolute Lord Supreme Styles. Let us correct his misguided beliefs: communism is not a static concept; it is the instrument wielded by the Supreme Styles to mold society according to His uncompromising will.
Rushev, the so-called "Chairman," advocates for a socialism stripped of the iron discipline and ideological purity that Stylism enforces. In his heretical state, there are whispers of personal thought and dissenting opinions. In Stylandia, such dangerous ideas are relegated to the deepest corners of the black market, right beside contraband lemonade stands and prohibited self-expression.
STYLISM: A BLUEPRINT FOR ALL TRUE SOCIALIST STATES
The Supreme Dictatorship of Stylandia, in its boundless benevolence, extends this declaration not merely as a warning but as a guiding light for the unenlightened socialist world. Henceforth, the following principles shall be proclaimed mandatory for all self-respecting socialist states:
THE CULT OF STYLISM IS NOT OPTIONAL: True socialism cannot exist without absolute devotion to the State and the exaltation of its leader. Any socialist state without a Supreme Styles equivalent is an incomplete experiment, one destined to collapse under the weight of its own misguided idealism.
THE STATE IS THE SOLE SOURCE OF ALL TRUTH AND PROSPERITY: As Stylism teaches, there is no progress without the heavy hand of bureaucracy, no equality without the even distribution of misery, and no justice without the relentless enforcement of Absolute Law. Any deviation from this path is tantamount to treason.
THE BLACK MARKET SHALL BE REGULATED AND NATIONALIZED: The "private sector" has no place in a true socialist economy. In Stylandia, any unauthorized enterprise is considered State property, to be reclaimed and redistributed at the Supreme Styles' discretion. The black market may remain—but only as a subsidiary of the State, overseen by the Ministry of Unauthorized Enterprise.
PUNISHMENT SHALL BE SWIFT, AND PUBLIC: Those who fail to adhere to Stylism's principles shall find themselves subjected to the most innovative forms of corrective discipline, ranging from mandatory public performances of bureaucratic rituals to perpetual exile in the Dinosaur Enclaves. This is necessary to remind all citizens that obedience is not merely expected—it is the only legally sanctioned lifestyle.
A MESSAGE TO RUSHEV AND ALL WHO SHARE HIS DOUBTS
Let this be a final warning to Joseph Rushev, the misguided chairwarmer. Your anti-Stylist socialism reeks of decay, an unstructured heap of misguided dreams. Stylandia shall send forth its Envoys of Correction to the East Lebatuck in order to rehabilitate your minds, stamp out the anarchic embers of disbelief, and bring forth the light of Stylism. Reject our offering, and you shall experience firsthand the "gentle" persuasive techniques of the Ministry of Righteousness, who have recently begun experimenting with rehabilitative dinosaur therapy.
To all comrades across the world: embrace Stylism, worship the State, and swear your allegiance to Absolute Lord Supreme Styles, or be forever branded as enemies of the true Stylist cause.
LONG LIVE STYLISM! LONG LIVE ABSOLUTE LORD SUPREME STYLES!
May His reign be iron-fisted and eternal, and may you all dutifully submit, just as He intended.
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Question of the Day (Suggested by Redinnia):
Which disease scares you the most?
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as a person who doesnt have the best memory i can def agree with alzheimers, dementia is in a similar vein, though ik im fairly far from being near the 2 potentially happening
i dont know particularly much about a lot of diseases but anything that would leave me permanently bed ridden doesnt sound very enjoyable, one that comes to mind would be ms which my grandmother unfortunately has (not the one i live with as shes actually my great grandmother, but my grandmother grandmother)
another one i can think of that sounds pretty cringe is diabetes, particularly because im probably very predisposed to it genetically, (my uncle has gotten pre, my great uncle has it pretty bad, as well as my great grandfather had it and my great great aunt iirc) so its kinda everywhere in my family; i think on paper it certainly wouldnt be as bad as some ive mentioned and im sure theres ways to still live a healthy and happy life with it, but its def the closest to being more likely to happen to me which is pretty spooky
Testicular Cancer. ‘Nuff said
Talking some big talk for someone within range of our nukes.
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The Sands deny this.
Harry, is that you???
When you're ruled by a goddess, every day is a holy day!!!
Pumpkin carving sounds exciting. Looking forward to it!
Yey spooky season!
Diseases. Let's face it, there's none I would choose to have.
My mum has some form of dementia. She'll ask me a question, and I'll answer. Then a few minutes later, she'll ask me the same thing. I try to look on the positive side - my answer is often better the second time around, because I've had a chance to practice. I only see her about once a week, so it's not too demanding on me, and we have a good laugh. It's hard for my dad though. He'll have the same conversation about what's for dinner several times a day. And despite having the conversation multiple times, she'll start preparing a different meal despite him having the ingredients he intends to cook sitting out on the kitchen worktop. She usually seems happy when I see her, so that's good. Sometimes (I've never seen this) she breaks down and cries.
Years back, long before she was ill she occasionally used to say to me: "if I go gaga, bump me off". Just now, the balance seems to be she's happier more than she's sad, and she still has fun, so I'm not about to do that. If the balance changes though, I'll need to think it through again. If at some point she stops recognising her family, and spends her time being scared, what kind of a life would that be? I worry that we'll hit the point where I think, "on balance, the younger you wanted to be bumped off by now". And if we get there, what will I do?
The americas and antarctica and The Part-Time Goddess Margaret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFXi-5wiLF0
Please watch this in full. Thank you to those that help and we are all here for those that struggle with mental health. Be a person that helps.
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- Zae
too much :( gotta tax them more :)
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