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Have you considered tasting our amazing, beautiful fried chicken, served fresh from the farm with a side of bananas and banana-flavoured milkshake? Better yet, the crispy, tender chicken nuggets that we serve by the ton in a moment of seconds? Or even, somehow, unfathomably better, our iconic, signature dish, the daunting feeling of knowing that you are being closely watched, spied upon, by a secret society of which you know nothing of, except for the terrifying fact that they are older, wiser and far more powerful than you?

Then you're in luck! We, the fast-food chain Los P0LL0s Hermanos, are embarking on a world tour, offering to feed regions who need it.
If you would like us to donate our signature food, such as fried chicken, banana milkshake, radioactive bananas and fried fish (the fish range from a large varied list, from either the pickled trout to the live octopus) then respond to this telegram, or make a region-wide announcement!
Contact quickly through telegrams!

Have you considered tasting our amazing, beautiful fried chicken, served fresh from the farm with a side of bananas and banana-flavoured milkshake? Better yet, the crispy, tender chicken nuggets that we serve by the ton in a moment of seconds? Or even, somehow, unfathomably better, our iconic, signature dish, the daunting feeling of knowing that you are being closely watched, spied upon, by a secret society of which you know nothing of, except for the terrifying fact that they are older, wiser and far more powerful than you?

Then you're in luck! We, the fast-food chain Los P0LL0s Hermanos, are embarking on a world tour, offering to feed regions who need it.
If you would like us to donate our signature food, such as fried chicken, banana milkshake, radioactive bananas and fried fish (the fish range from a large varied list, from either the pickled trout to the live octopus) then respond to this telegram, or make a region-wide announcement!
Contact quickly through telegrams!