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Odinburgh wrote:

Odinburgh navy ramps up defense against Neo vikings of easthumbria pirates on the high seas. The empire strikes back!

Yer toyships 'ave nuthin against tha mightiest pirate fleet on tha seven seas, yarr.

Batten down tha hatches, ready tha canons... Raise tha Jolly roger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM

Donna nut worry, unlike those Jesians and Rothish pirates we jus' steal tha cargo an' leave tha ships unless they refuse ta strike their colors.
We want our customers ta come back with new ships an if we sell 'em as thralls an' steal tha ships that would be impossible.

"Yarr, han' over yer cargo yea poox ridden scurvy dog." (evil smile) "Oh, almost forgot, can yea fill in this customer satisfaction survey?"

Odinburgh wrote:

*Lights customer satisfaction survey on fire*

Yarr, guud try but that be asbestos paper from Jesia. Ill put yea down as a 3 of 5 fer satisfaction, but if yea feel unfulfilled an' want ta full pirate experience I can keelhaul yea a round.

That should get yer blood pumping.

Odinburgh wrote:

Grrrr! More like 1 of 5.

Yarr, Boatswain, bring tha large jug a Rum an' pour it into this poor captain until he give us a 3 at least!

Good Morning.

Odinburgh wrote:

Optix Technologies IT announces company plans to build communications platform near Anacodia waters. Odinburgh navy to assist in defense as construction begins. These plans will enhance communications capabilities through fiber optics cables being laid under the sea.

Didnt we make a law against building in international waters?

Odinburgh wrote:

Don't believe so.

Even if not, build it somewhere else. Building near us gives your comms system no benefit.

Odinburgh wrote:

It extends range so people can get satellite and cable channels from your nation in Odinburgh.

Yeah no I dont want your nation to have access to my sattelite and cable chanels. This is clearly a tower designed to spy on our military radio network.

Odinburgh wrote:

Breaking News

People in Odinburgh demanding that President Falkenrath end ties with the NHHR while protesters set ablaze Odinburgh Reichskommissariat division office on fire.

Covert cells secretly use the various socialist parties in Odinburgh to spread antifascist and anti Reich media.

Breaking News

Odinburgh Parliament hires former attorney general Kerstin Lindskog as independent council investigator to launch probe into the activities of President Alexander Falkenrath and his ties to the NHHR.

Odinburgh wrote:

Kerstin Lindskog wants to contact individuals to setup appointment for interviews for those that have any contact with Alexander Falkenrath. If you have please contact Ms. Kerstin Lindskog.

AI Perseus sends a summary of the recent meeting between him and Falkenrath, highlighting where Falkenrath noted that he is from the Reich and heavily favors Reich values.

Odinburgh Parliament passes legislation for request of BPSP troops. President Falkenrath vetoed followed by parliament overriding the vote.

Odinburgh wrote:

Odinburgh Parliament passes legislation for request of BPSP troops. President Falkenrath vetoed followed by parliament overriding the vote.

Anacodia reminds the parliament that the name was changed to the GSC. 300k infantry of the First Batallion, 2,000 AF-1a's, 1,500 AF-1b's , as well ad 4k tanks of various designs are made ready to leave.