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Nidavellir RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Free Land of A faint light in the darkness

Last WA Update:

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 157th Highest Crime Rates: 182nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 192nd+13
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248th Fattest Citizens: 345th Most Armed: 449th Largest Gambling Industry: 486th Highest Disposable Incomes: 654th Most Rebellious Youth: 666th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 722nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 785th Most Avoided: 920th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,346th Largest Retail Industry: 1,364th Highest Economic Output: 1,565th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,965th
World Factbook Entry

Between fire and madness lies the quiet darkness of the caverns of Nidavellir.

All those wishing to be cured are welcome!

Embassies: The Illuminati, Libertarian Capitalist Zone 716, AU912 zombie survival bunker, Melhorian Sea, The Bar on the corner of every region, Aorda, and Submarine Dongle Communications Cable.

Tags: Fantasy Tech, Monarchist, Silly, Small, Steampunk, and Surreal.

Nidavellir contains 6 nations, the 2,231st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Workforce Participation Rate in Nidavellir

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to estimate the percentage of citizens who are employed.

As a region, Nidavellir is ranked 2,777th in the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Matriarchy of New ChelelCapitalizt“In Sharess We Trust”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of Yujissou hordeBenevolent Dictatorship“Lots is enough, right now is fine, desu!”
3.The Matriarchy of New Chelel Zombie Cure Trading CarivanCapitalizt“In Free Trade We Trust”
4.The Free Land of A faint light in the darknessCapitalist Paradise“...”
5.The Holy Empire of Falmart and EldantFather Knows Best State“Wait, we have a motto?”
6.The Rogue Nation of Chaotic Good ModronsFather Knows Best State“We are Chaotic Good Modrons. Resistance is futile.”

Regional Happenings


Nidavellir Regional Message Board

Wafay Val'Jaal'darya looked up to see Kiel'ndia Val'Vlozress enter. "I suspect you know why I'm here." Wafay nodded. "The Jaal have already started. I could use someone of your... expertise."

((ooc - How long does it take for the cure missiles to become available?))

Northern Forestavia wrote:((ooc - How long does it take for the cure missiles to become available?))

It will depend on the nation and region. A few big nations the biggest regions already have them. New Chelel should have an early (ineffective) prototype ready within the hour. Smaller nations will take longer.

Yay! We're only somewhat contagious now and it hasn't even begun yet.

"Ahhhhhh!" The High Councillor screamed in pain. The liquid was going into his blood stream. Magic did not come without sacrifice.

((These are on my cure list: Thanksgiving, The Greater Holy Isles, Mystical Council (the backup region) ))

Naal hovered above the Jaal bioborgs. Two beserkers held down a huge zombie while a doctor injected a solution from a huge syringe. The zombie began to convulge. Kiel said, "Naal want to know what happens if it works." "I'm not 100% certain" said Wafay.

The zombie shuddered, and began to mutate, its skin changing back to normal Drowolath skin tones. Instruments went flying. The zombie stopped, looked around, and said in perfect Chelian, "Where in the motherkilling hells am I?"

"We've got it. We've got the cure."

I can tell. It is harder this year. I'm going to focus on my nations first and then extend a helping hand to the regions on my cure list.

Hello my friend! As you are such a good fellow, I am personally inviting you to the first ever annual MR MONEY CHRISTMASTIDE CELEBRATION! All the details can be found in this Dispatch and Forum thread,

Hark! Hark I say! The spirit of Christmas is upon us and there is a major celebration fast approaching NationStates! The hallowed halls of Mr Money Headquarters are decked with holly and the sound of angels singing echoe through the mighty corridors. Behold, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, the


In celebration of Christmas, -mr money- is hanging up the tinsel, Tree and mistletoe and preparing a mighty feast never before seen in NationStates history! The FIRST EVER Annual Christmas Celebration with Mr. Money promises to be an unforgettable night of enjoyment, laughter, mirth and merriment for all!

For 2 NIGHTS, starting on the 22nd December on the Mr Money Headquarters Message Board, Forum page and maybe a specially commissioned offsite Forum, Mr Money is offering a feast of many courses, including roast duck, turkey, assortment of roasted vegetables, sausages and bacon and his signature Gravy! There is also chocolate cake, cookies, Christmas Pudding, Christmas Cake and a multitude of other puddings and edible delights!

For the vegetarians, we have vegetables not cooked in goose fat but goose fat free! We even have gluten free this year!!!

All Potatoes used are supplied courtesy of my good friend, The Salaxalans exclusively for both evenings alongside Mr. Money's own Potato Co. (see Forum page for details)

All are welcome, from the Monarch to the Peasant, this is a party for all classes! For the Monarchs, we have a special Christmas Ball of Waltzes. A special gift of 1,000 shall also be offered to each attending Monarch, so by all means, invite your Monarch.

And of course, Mr. Money has lots and lots of BEER

He's got Ales, Whiskys, Bitters, Lagers, Stouts, Vodkas, Rums, Meads, Ciders, Cocktails, Wines, various other Spirits, basically he bought his own Pup! Expect some intense merriment!

But wait...THERE'S MORE!

This year, we are having a series of Competitions to award some very special prizes! The winners and runners-up in each category will recieve a prize from Mr Money himself! The categories are,

Best Dressed Nation
The attendee with the best Flag shall recieve a special prize from Mr Money!
Best Christmas Joke
Self evident I hope!
Best Motto
A very special prize for the winner of this one!

And last but not least...

Nation of the Year
This is awarded to the attendee that all the guests believe has made the most worthy contribution to NationStates or has the best rated ambitions for the future.

Well what else can I say? I hope you will join me for a truly festive celebration and I look forward to seeing as many of you as possible.

REMEBER! It's on the 22nd and 23rd December 2016! Don't come in the wrong month or mistakenly turn up in December 2116.

Share and upvote this WFE! We need to get this to everyone!

If you're looking for the Festivus Celebration, I'd advise you to visit Lost food products and Star Trek People

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Please upvote the Dispatch, pin it to the WFE and spread the word! I hope to see you there.

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