by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


New Septentrion RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The People's Republic of Septentrion Politburo

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 995th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,133rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,676th+15
Most Cultured: 1,698th Highest Economic Output: 1,799th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,837th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,912th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,925th Smartest Citizens: 1,972nd Most Inclusive: 2,006th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,060th Best Weather: 2,098th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,107th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,152nd Largest Governments: 2,311th Most Authoritarian: 2,370th Healthiest Citizens: 2,379th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,424th
World Factbook Entry

S E P T E N T R I O N - Please endorse Letnev!

Septentrion is a closed-world, modern tech realism region. Please join the discord or TG an admin if you are interested in joining.

Please fill out the LinkRegional Spreadsheet,
bask in the undeniable glory of our Linkpolitical map, our Linkclimate map, and our Linkterrain map
find all of the region's iiwiki pages branching from Linkhere,

Regional Newsthread: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=350014

Also, check out our booth in the LinkNS World Fair!

LinkDiscord Chat Channel

Embassies: Alternatus Historia, Mira, and Panessos.

Tags: Medium and Password.

New Septentrion contains 15 nations, the 995th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Nudest in New Septentrion

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, New Septentrion is ranked 10,754th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Beans of ThemiclesiaCivil Rights Lovefest“for a thousand autumns and myriad springs”
2.The Republic of LetnievAnarchy“You Can't Stop Progress”
3.The Republic of LetniaAnarchy“Peace and Justice”
4.The Federal Monarchy of West AtlantiaDemocratic Socialists“Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken”
5.The Republic of East Federalist UnionsAnarchy“Strength Through Compliance”
6.The United Kingdom of AtramentarInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Tára vo Majja Páteren.”
7.The United Kingdom of New TyranInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nemo me impune lacessit”
8.The Federal Socialist Republic of IdacuaCorrupt Dictatorship“¡Patria o Muerte!”
9.The Great Twitter Account of WesterveldeDemocratic Socialists“Nousevan Auringon Maa”
10.The ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBlank Voidㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ of New HayabusaNew York Times Democracy“Something Profound”

Regional Happenings


New Septentrion Regional Message Board

Minilov Korrespondent
Miher recovering from illness


> MALJUBAV, Minilov — President Yaroslav Miher is “OK and well,” the presidential press office said on Monday, despite the 54-year-old leader’s admission that he suffers from a disease that can potentially have serious complications. Questions about the president's health have swirled since he took office in 2015. His occasional skipping of events and meetings, as well as him discussing his ailments, has only added to the speculation. The presidential press office gives out very little information about the President’s health and consistently says he is in good shape.

Minilov Korrespondent
Minilov’s banks join forces against money launderers


> MALJUBAV, Minilov — Minilovab banks are studying ways to better exchange information on suspicious financial transactions. The pilot project is launched by the banking sector federation, Minifin. As part of the fight against money laundering and financing of terrorism, banks are bound by law to monitor their clients and transactions as closely as possible and identify suspicious clients as well as the origin of their property. To facilitate this process, Minilovan banks have been working on establishing a system that collects and manages the information it needs. And now a hidden ooc comment for those who actually read this. For several months now, it seems this region is on the brink. No activity happens besides these news posts, most of which are mine anyway. So regretfully I have to announce the next month will be my last here.

Minilov Korrespondent
Homeless shelters receive more women and minors


> SPAJANJE, Minilov — Minilovan shelter homes helping the homeless say that the number of youngsters and women coming in is on the rise, the Korrespondent reports. In South Minilov, the number of homeless women has doubled, Health Minister Mrs Heather Vrijeme explains. The city of Spajanje will open its winter accommodation for the homeless tomorrow, earlier than usual because of the cold spell.

Minilov Korrespondent
Man builds Babbit Burrow house in Uplaninama


> SJEVERNATE, Minilov — Tomas, a 29-year-old Sjevernatan, has built a house that clearly resembles the Babbit Burrow house from the fantasy film Ruler of the Rings. The walls are covered in grass and Tomas lives in a space no bigger than 30m2. "Most people focus on what is above ground, but this is wondrous and magical," says Tomas, who’s been living underground for a year now. "It's a fantastic world with animals and the roots of the trees."

Minilov Korrespondent
More Minilovans suffer workplace stress


> MALJUBAV, Minilov — Workplace stress reaches historic high in Minilov. The number of workable jobs now below 50 percent. A study by the ministry of health has revealed that over 1 in 2 employees are battling stress levels deemed problematic. The figure has never been higher, and has a big impact, the study says: the balance between work and private life comes under pressure, while workplace stress spoils the working day.

Minilov Korrespondent
Teenage binge drinking remains problematic


> MALJUBAV, Minilov — A study by the health ministry funds reveals that problematic alcohol abuse among youngsters. The number of teenagers between 12-17 that ended up in hospital as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, hardly dropped over the past years. On average, 6 teenagers ended up in hospital each day last year. The total number was at 2.234 last year and applies to those aged 12-17. The figure has hardly changed over the past 10 years. In neighbouring nations this number is 3 times lower.

Minilov Korrespondent
48-hour rail strike starts on Thursday


> MALJUBAV, Minilov — Two of the union’s that represent staff that work for the Minilovan Rail Company have called a 48-hour rail strike for 19 and 20 December. Negations to avert the strike broke down on earlier this week.

Minilov Korrespondent
Jail break at Jezerograd Prison


> JEZEROGRAD, Minilov — Five prisoners escaped from Jezerograd prison in Nasjeveru province on Friday evening. Three of the five have since been recaptured, the other two are still on the run. Police went to the prison straight away after having received reports of the prison break. A search was started immediately in an effort to catch the fugitives.

Minilov Korrespondent
200.000 Minilovans' data stolen at Osiguranje Insurance


> MALJUBAV, Minilov — A data file used as a back-up that was stolen in Maljubav in August contained the data of 200.000 Minilovans that had made a claim with Osiguranje Insurance. The news of how many Minilovan customers had their data stolen comes after a thorough check of what data was contained on the stolen that has taken several months. The data was contained on a back-up disk that had been stored in a safe at what had been believed to have been a secure location.

🎉 Happy 2020 Septentrion! I hope you all had a great time.

😢 As announced two months ago, December was to be my last month here. page=rmb/postid=36902399

🤔 I've deliberated on what to do and where to go. And I've decided to take up the invitation I received from The Kingdom of Glitter in Kylaris.

❤️ Thanks for allowing me to spam your RMB these past 2 years and 287 days. Let's stay in touch?

Forum View