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Today's World Census Report
The Nudest in New Septentrion
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, New Septentrion is ranked 10,754th in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The Beans of Themiclesia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“for a thousand autumns and myriad springs”|
|2.||The Republic of Letniev||Anarchy||“You Can't Stop Progress”|
|3.||The Republic of Letnia||Anarchy||“Peace and Justice”|
|4.||The Federal Monarchy of West Atlantia||Democratic Socialists||“Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken”|
|5.||The Republic of East Federalist Unions||Anarchy||“Strength Through Compliance”|
|6.||The United Kingdom of Atramentar||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Tára vo Majja Páteren.”|
|7.||The United Kingdom of New Tyran||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Nemo me impune lacessit”|
|8.||The Federal Socialist Republic of Idacua||Corrupt Dictatorship||“¡Patria o Muerte!”|
|9.||The Great Twitter Account of Westervelde||Democratic Socialists||“Nousevan Auringon Maa”|
|10.||The ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBlank Voidㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ of New Hayabusa||New York Times Democracy||“Something Profound”|
- : The Republic of Sebrenskiya arrived from Lazarus.
- : The soodean imperium ceased to exist.
- : The Kingdom of Charlie T Wilbury Jr of the region Traveling Wilburys proposed constructing embassies.
- : The People's Republic of Reberiya arrived from Balder.
- : The People's Republic of Reberiya ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of Sebrenskiya tried to enter the region but did not know the password.
- : The soodean imperium arrived from Balder.
- : The Holy Lucky Gold Christmas of Char Aznable Neo Zeon of the region Skivx proposed constructing embassies.
- : The soodean imperium ceased to exist.
- : The Republic of Sebrenskiya ceased to exist.
New Septentrion Regional Message Board
Miher recovering from illness
> MALJUBAV, Minilov — President Yaroslav Miher is “OK and well,” the presidential press office said on Monday, despite the 54-year-old leader’s admission that he suffers from a disease that can potentially have serious complications. Questions about the president's health have swirled since he took office in 2015. His occasional skipping of events and meetings, as well as him discussing his ailments, has only added to the speculation. The presidential press office gives out very little information about the President’s health and consistently says he is in good shape.
Minilov’s banks join forces against money launderers
> MALJUBAV, Minilov — Minilovab banks are studying ways to better exchange information on suspicious financial transactions. The pilot project is launched by the banking sector federation, Minifin. As part of the fight against money laundering and financing of terrorism, banks are bound by law to monitor their clients and transactions as closely as possible and identify suspicious clients as well as the origin of their property. To facilitate this process, Minilovan banks have been working on establishing a system that collects and manages the information it needs. And now a hidden ooc comment for those who actually read this. For several months now, it seems this region is on the brink. No activity happens besides these news posts, most of which are mine anyway. So regretfully I have to announce the next month will be my last here.
Homeless shelters receive more women and minors
> SPAJANJE, Minilov — Minilovan shelter homes helping the homeless say that the number of youngsters and women coming in is on the rise, the Korrespondent reports. In South Minilov, the number of homeless women has doubled, Health Minister Mrs Heather Vrijeme explains. The city of Spajanje will open its winter accommodation for the homeless tomorrow, earlier than usual because of the cold spell.
Man builds Babbit Burrow house in Uplaninama
> SJEVERNATE, Minilov — Tomas, a 29-year-old Sjevernatan, has built a house that clearly resembles the Babbit Burrow house from the fantasy film Ruler of the Rings. The walls are covered in grass and Tomas lives in a space no bigger than 30m2. "Most people focus on what is above ground, but this is wondrous and magical," says Tomas, who’s been living underground for a year now. "It's a fantastic world with animals and the roots of the trees."
More Minilovans suffer workplace stress
> MALJUBAV, Minilov — Workplace stress reaches historic high in Minilov. The number of workable jobs now below 50 percent. A study by the ministry of health has revealed that over 1 in 2 employees are battling stress levels deemed problematic. The figure has never been higher, and has a big impact, the study says: the balance between work and private life comes under pressure, while workplace stress spoils the working day.
Teenage binge drinking remains problematic
> MALJUBAV, Minilov — A study by the health ministry funds reveals that problematic alcohol abuse among youngsters. The number of teenagers between 12-17 that ended up in hospital as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, hardly dropped over the past years. On average, 6 teenagers ended up in hospital each day last year. The total number was at 2.234 last year and applies to those aged 12-17. The figure has hardly changed over the past 10 years. In neighbouring nations this number is 3 times lower.
48-hour rail strike starts on Thursday
> MALJUBAV, Minilov — Two of the union’s that represent staff that work for the Minilovan Rail Company have called a 48-hour rail strike for 19 and 20 December. Negations to avert the strike broke down on earlier this week.
Jail break at Jezerograd Prison
> JEZEROGRAD, Minilov — Five prisoners escaped from Jezerograd prison in Nasjeveru province on Friday evening. Three of the five have since been recaptured, the other two are still on the run. Police went to the prison straight away after having received reports of the prison break. A search was started immediately in an effort to catch the fugitives.
200.000 Minilovans' data stolen at Osiguranje Insurance
> MALJUBAV, Minilov — A data file used as a back-up that was stolen in Maljubav in August contained the data of 200.000 Minilovans that had made a claim with Osiguranje Insurance. The news of how many Minilovan customers had their data stolen comes after a thorough check of what data was contained on the stolen that has taken several months. The data was contained on a back-up disk that had been stored in a safe at what had been believed to have been a secure location.
🎉 Happy 2020 Septentrion! I hope you all had a great time.
😢 As announced two months ago, December was to be my last month here. page=rmb/postid=36902399
❤️ Thanks for allowing me to spam your RMB these past 2 years and 287 days. Let's stay in touch?