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New CyberPasterys RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The PRIVATE MILITARY of New CyberPasterys

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Fattest Citizens: 453rd Most Armed: 473rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 715th+12
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 749th Most Avoided: 766th Largest Retail Industry: 782nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 894th Rudest Citizens: 939th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,110th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,162nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,215th Largest Mining Sector: 1,574th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,635th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,796th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,999th
World Factbook Entry

New CyberPastery International (NCPI) is a global market for bake goods such as cinnamon rolls, bread, and even cakes. Our private military can also be hired in war times but WA officials aren't supposed to know that.
The NCPI is a free flow nation for embassies and an RMB purely for discussion for other nations. Bakery goods are also bought and sold here with a market for any goods not bakery related, all bakery items are under New CyberPastery goods and any bakery goods not associated with the New CyberPastery brand will be destroyed and anyone involved will be prosecuted under NCPI jurisdiction.

NCPI is owned and operated by New Cybercity.

Enjoy your time!



Embassies: The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, The Federation of the FA, The Embassy, and SHS Stole My Woman.

Tags: Casual, Cyberpunk, Free Trade, Mercenary, and Minuscule.

New CyberPasterys contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in New CyberPasterys

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, New CyberPasterys is ranked 1,999th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Corporations of New CybercityCorporate Bordello“It's a dangerous place but everyone wants to live here”
2.The PRIVATE MILITARY of New CyberPasterysIron Fist Consumerists“Why are we still here?”
3.The Community of CovingtonIron Fist Consumerists“For the Society, long live Covington.”

Regional Happenings

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New CyberPasterys Regional Message Board

Greetings from the Phoenix Syndicate! We wish to inform you that you will now be able to advertise your business per our deal on our regional message board. I would suggest that your marketing team refrains from posting too frequently so as not to clog up the regional queue.

Also, once our government is formed there may be added regulations for any sub-divisions of New Cyberpasterys based within the borders of Phoenix Syndicate as well as how much we will give to New Cyberpasterys in subsidies.

Thank you and best of luck to New CyberPasterys

-Sokolias
Acting Secretary of State

Sokolias wrote:Greetings from the Phoenix Syndicate! We wish to inform you that you will now be able to advertise your business per our deal on our regional message board. I would suggest that your marketing team refrains from posting too frequently so as not to clog up the regional queue.

Also, once our government is formed there may be added regulations for any sub-divisions of New Cyberpasterys based within the borders of Phoenix Syndicate as well as how much we will give to New Cyberpasterys in subsidies.

Thank you and best of luck to New CyberPasterys

-Sokolias
Acting Secretary of State

And so our business begins.

Sokolias

Low blow Torjborn... low blow.

Post by Sokolias suppressed by New CyberPasterys.

Sokolias wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT FROM STATE DEPARTMENT

WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY LULLED THE FA INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY, COMRADES.

We will now use the nukes we purchased from Kustonia to summon Shrek with the infinity gauntlet, riding down on a dragon while holding onion-shaped nukes and drops them all over the Friendship Alliance (Excluding Mumbos Mountain) destroying the entirety of the FA and Thanos snapping their nukes over to New Cyberpasterys for immediate destruction.

WE GOT 'EM, COMRADES

Sokolias wrote:"That'll do, donkey. That'll do." Shrek said after it was over and he retired back to his swamp.

On behalf of the FA, we will forgive you for assisting our enemy in the war. Business will be held as usual between our two entities as if it never happened. But next time, we recommend you refrain from getting involved in our conflicts. As for Danubian-Slavic relations, we'll stay friendly, but we won't forget about what happened to Strike Team Shadow of Intent

-Danubia-Slavia

Danubia-Slavia wrote:On behalf of the FA, we will forgive you for assisting our enemy in the war. Business will be held as usual between our two entities as if it never happened. But next time, we recommend you refrain from getting involved in our conflicts. As for Danubian-Slavic relations, we'll stay friendly, but we won't forget about what happened to Strike Team Shadow of Intent

-Danubia-Slavia

BIG BOSS doesn't kill and they will be safely returned as a personal bonus for the war. We'll hope this will make up for getting our 'associates' involved.

- NCPI Management

Update: CEO New Cybercity has finally moved to NCPI!

Now production should be in full swing with management finally being united on a single front.

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