Hello. For a bit of today, Iíll be taking over for your VP. He lost his password and will have to wait a bit to reset it.
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I eat memes
You are wrong. I am right.
🎶So no one told you I was gonna kill these memes!🎶
And by food I mean Japanese food.
DUDE WE ARE IN MOURNING OF The Empire of Balestria II who died while choking in a grand feast fit for an army.
Keep Balestria happy. Donít mourn. Celebrate his life.
The Empire of Balestria II was a great man. We cannot forget him.
You arenít mourning, are you?
I don't care if I am mourning or not this is a funeral
I officially ban mourning. We shall celebrate his life, and thatís final.
A law can't pass without the king's approval. So it is not approved.
The war is outdated. We should stop it now.
The Empire of Balestria
As the new president you must repeat after me
ďI do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of president of the balestrain states and will , to the best of my abilities, preserve protect and defend these free landsĒ
*turns around to nearby line of rifle men*
READY, AIM, FIRE
*Turns Back To President And Salutes*
Then you are now the president of these Free states
It is a honour mr president