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Founder: The State of El Dawn

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,940th Most Nations: 2,155th
World Factbook Entry

Nassau

Capital and Commercial centre of The Bahamas
Founded: 1670 as Charles Town (after King Charles II)
It was home to many pirates at the time
Spain burnt it to the ground 1684
Rebuilt and renamed Nassau 1695 (after King William III)

FACTS
Area: 207 km²
Population: 274,000 (2016)

Founded: 2016 Jun 19
Featured: 2019 Oct 21; 2021 Jul 03; 2024 Jun 06
an Ancient Lands capital region

Welcome and Embassy Offers are Accepted

Embassies: Mogadishu, Dublin, Mozambique, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Northern Africa, The Southern Pacific, United States of America, Hsiao Han, 404 Not Found, Oslo, Rabat, Kingdom Of England And Wales, Kitai, Queen Elizabeth Islands, Sakartvelo, Morocco, and 559 others.Dao, Minnesota, Union of South Africa, Kinshasa, Black Dragons, Iowa, Kenya, Copenhagen, Joint Command, South Carolina, Wales, Purgatory, Laos, New Brunswick, Riyadh, Capital Heights, Hollow Point, Bangui, Kigali, Havana, North Dakota, Guatemala, Saskatchewan, The Gambia, Cameroon, Kanada, Algeria, Liechtenstein, Togo, Solomon Islands, Naypyidaw, Jamaica, South Dakota, Norsewood, Northern Mariana Islands, Detroit, Colorado, Parkland, Sanaa, Federated States of Micronesia, Okanagan, San Marino, Cape Town, Sudan, Turkiye, 0000, Imperio do Brasil, Damascus, Massachusetts, Sierra Leone, Brazzaville, Comoros, Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Rhea, Tonga, Western Australia, The Central Pacific, Dhaka, London, Accra, Abuja, Zambia, Yukon, Dominica, Seychelles, Federal Republic of Russia, Mexico City, Plague, Pacific Union, Sydney, El Salvador, Illinois, Malawi, Canberra, Beijing, Jakarta, Republic of Russia, Zimbabwe, Marshall Islands, Galapagos, Brisbane, Islamabad, Swaziland, Vanuatu, Virginia, Trinidad and Tobago, Georgia, Warsaw, Mississippi, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Tasmania, The Six Counties of Ulster, Republic of Congo, Nauru, Crematorium, Birmingham, Palmyra Tudmur, Barbados, South Australia, the Bahamas, Arizona, Kiribati, Missouri, Vietnam, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, New Hampshire, Washington, Ceylon, Stornoway, Brasilia, Kuwait, Imperial Prussia, Trendsetter, New Caledonia, Bloemfontein, Fredonia, Edinburgh, Nebraska, North Carolina, Indianapolis, Qatar, Timor Leste, Republic of China, Botswana, Luxembourg, Ghana, Antigua and Barbuda, Northern Territory, Lesotho, Maputo, Namibia, Belfast, Gabon, Saint Lucia, Mongolia, Cotonou, Calgary, Heavenly Palace, Cape Verde, The Republic of California, Rhode Island, Belize, Michigan, Prince Edward Island, Two Letter, Pennsylvania, Northwest Territories, Kyiv, United Kingdom Of Great Britain, Idaho, The Assembly of Gentlemen, Kentucky, Australian Capital Territory, Khartoum, Vermont Republic, Richard, Lusaka, Australia Commonwealth, Tanzania, Santo Domingo, Pitcairn Island, Algiers, Queensland, Queens, Central African Republic, Edmonton, The Philippines, Uzbekistan, Nevada, Maryland, Uganda, New Mexico, New Delhi, Kuala Lumpur, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Rwanda, United Assembly, Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Democratic Republic of Ecuador, Bogota, United Arab Emirates, Addis Ababa, Caracas, Manila, Victoria, Lisbon, Manchester, Toronto, East Timor, Madagascar, Knights of the Round Table, Bonn, Nuku Alofa, Ecuador, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Taipei, Montserrat, Maldives, Chan Nations, Tashkent, Senegal, Costa Rica, Commonwealth States, Bangkok, Greater London, Burundi, Mauritius, The Congo, Djibouti, Dodoma, Republica del Paraguay, Monaco, Quito, Mockba, Azerbaycan Respublikasi, Connaught, Sao Paulo, Newfoundland and Labrador, Atlantic New Lands, Kansas, Kampala, Sao Tome e Principe, Angola, Russian Federation, Salt Lake, Cote dIvoire, Iranian Islamic Republic, Somalia, Leinster, Orient, South China Sea, Ottawa, Dominican Republic, Tuvalu, Western Sahara, Samoa, Rio de Janeiro, Ethiopia, Benin, Montreal, Columbia, Nova Scotia, Crimea, Honduras, Utah, Nunavut, Kandahar, Palau, Wyoming, Washington DC, Fiji, Malaysia, Ancient Lands, Delaware, Brunei Darussalam, Buenos Aires, Empire of Brazil, Republic of Myanmar, British Columbia, Seattle, Mackenzie, World, Stockholm, Republic of Korea, Colombo, Port Moresby, Cemetery, Antananarivo, Santiago, Superior, Dili, Windhoek, Tifariti, Sarajevo, Yamoussoukro, Bern, Bishkek, Malabo, Bamako, Cardiff, Budapest, Saint Georges, Georgetown, Port of Victoria, Wellington, Bissau, Juba, Douala, Vaduz, Suva, Port Vila, Minsk, Saint Johns, Yaounde, San 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Republic of South Africa, Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte, Lilongwe, Bridgetown, Mountbatten, Virgin Islands, Ashgabat, Kingston, Djibouti City, State of New York, Luxembourg City, Funafuti, Bujumbura, Honiara, Atafu, Congo, Kingdom of Eswatini, Ulaanbaatar, Podgorica, Harare, Gaborone, Yerevan, Dushanbe, Roseau, Kingstown, Sao Tome, Baku, North Columbia, Dakar, North Alliance, Livonia, Porto Novo, Moroni, Peoples Republic Of Korea, Basseterre, Yaren, Tunis, Europi, Memphis, The Protector, Compagnie, The Southern Ocean, Province of Ontario, British North America, Houston, Nashville, Bharat, Upper Peninsula, Abidjan, Rogue, Las Vegas, United Allied Federation, Pittsburgh, Republic of Ukraine, Antillia Islands, 000000, Pub, Hudson Bay, Tarawa, Capitalist States, the Channel Islands, al Qahirah, America Central, The Free Will, Giza, Lagos, Johannesburg, Alternis Europa, The Embassy, Icelandic Commonwealth, Saint Peter Port, New Western Pacific, Urumqi, The Union of Socialist States Republic, 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Nassau contains 9 nations, the 2,155th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Primitive in Nassau

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Nassau is ranked 10,904th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of InsteryConservative Democracy“In another story”
2.The Arling of KotareCorrupt Dictatorship“Kustikāne se Rigle”
3.The State of El DawnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“State”
4.The State of ZulfigaCapitalist Paradise“Dare to advance”
5.The Queen's State of Roberta HurleyAnarchy“I'm Hiding”
6.The State of CanoonaAnarchy“Find”
7.The State of Zymurgy Royal NavyCorporate Bordello“High seas protector”
8.The District of Eleutherian NassauNew York Times Democracy“Forward, Upward, Onward Together”
9.The Queen's State of Nasar LibertyRight-wing Utopia“Do This Right or Die”

Regional Happenings

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Nassau Regional Message Board

Congratulations on becoming today's featured region. Does anyone want the best pizza of all fu***** time?

three features. somebody’s greedy! :P
Happy feature day!
The highway now connects 9 regions!

Simonegana wrote:Congratulations on being featured!
It was May 31, 2024. Simoneganaball just got banned from the Pacific and is planning to travel across featured regions. Just then, they received a call from Pilosinaball and long story short, the two got into a big fight about Sygane and Silona. Since then, Pilosina and Simonegana’s relationship went downhill.
On June 5, 2024, Simonegana was seeking to repair their relations with Pilosina when Simonegana’s best friend, Izibaball, called Simonegana.
Simonegana, I have an idea to repair your relationship with Pilosina,” Iziba said, “While your relationship will repair naturally, I recommend speeding up the process and becoming more popular among everyone else by finding our million boxes of lost fireworks. Recent research shows that it is in a future featured region.”
(For context, after Feature Traveler Simonia CTE’d, one million of the boxes of fireworks Pilosina bought for one cent mysteriously disappeared.)
“That’s a great idea!” Simonegana agreed, “I’m already traveling across featured regions, so this will be a piece of cake!”
Simonegana boarded a military grade geo-lifting helicopter towards where many other feature hoppers were. They were scared. Some feature hoppers have failed to return home alive. Luckily, Nassau is fairly small compared to many other regions out there and there weren’t many obstructions, so searching for one million boxes of fireworks was easy. Unfortunately, after a quick search, Simonegana noticed that there were no fireworks. Now all they have to do is to wait for tomorrow’s featured region.

Cool story

As a train pulls into the Nassau train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Nassau station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Nassau station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Wouldn't even let on the train: Has to be a horrible region, for example, a fascist region, a homophobic region, racist region etc.

Coach Class: Dead Region, or I don't like the region (somewhat), but can tolerate them on the train.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-Dead Region, or I like the region.

Business Class: I really like this region.

First Class: I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region, or make it my permanent region.

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Premium Coach Class (Semi Dead Region)

El Dawn, Trump Almighty, Star Horde, and Featured cowboy

Congratulations on being the featured region!
Bigly! 🥳

Make NationStates Great Again! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Featured cowboy

A cowboy walks up to a small western town. As he walks through, chatting with locals he notices someone. Someone he knows far too well.

"Well, well," the cowboy says. "If it ain't the darndest creature in all the west. You know this region ain't big enough for the both of us."

The stranger sighs.

"Normally, I'd agree, but, this region's done been featured."

The cowboy starts in surprise.

"A featured region, eh? Well then, that's a different story."

The cowboy glares warily.

"But I'm keeping my eyes on you. Next region you won't be so lucky."

"But for now...congratulations to Nassau for being featured. That's the only thing keeping you from bein' the site of the biggest showdown in all the west."

A Giant Meteor blazes through the sky overhead; leaving a trail of sparks in the sky above your region; those sparks seem to fall in a particular pattern, spelling out the words:

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FEATURED

before the meteor vanishes over the horizon; leaving the sky dark and empty as it passes through.

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