The Most Cheerful Citizens in Narnia
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Narnia is ranked 4,971st in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
|1.||The Smiling Boy of Snowman||Democratic Socialists||“Small Things Change Lives”|
|2.||The Empire of Venlight||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever floats your goat.”|
|3.||The Kingdom of Mayonnaise||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Always have Mayo”|
|4.||The Kingdom of Tel Marines||Moralistic Democracy||“Peace and Justice”|
|5.||The Desert Empire of Celormen||Iron Fist Consumerists||“May the Tisroc live forever”|
|6.||The Free Land of The Talking Bears||Free-Market Paradise||“'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')”|
|7.||The Rebirth of The Great Lion||Corporate Bordello||“...until the stars rain down from the heavens”|
|8.||The Betmetian Territory of Passion||Civil Rights Lovefest||“An overseas territory of the Monarchy of Betmet”|
|9.||The Calf-Ruled Country of Doggor||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Good Doggers Worship”|
|10.||The Kingdom of East Judea||Psychotic Dictatorship||“We Will Endure”|