by Max Barry

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Narnia World Census

The Most Cheerful Citizens in Narnia

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, Narnia is ranked 4,971st in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Smiling Boy of SnowmanDemocratic Socialists“Small Things Change Lives”
2.The Empire of VenlightDemocratic Socialists“Whatever floats your goat.”
3.The Kingdom of MayonnaiseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Always have Mayo”
4.The Kingdom of Tel MarinesMoralistic Democracy“Peace and Justice”
5.The Desert Empire of CelormenIron Fist Consumerists“May the Tisroc live forever”
6.The Free Land of The Talking BearsFree-Market Paradise“'WWAD' ('What Would Aslan Do?')”
7.The Rebirth of The Great LionCorporate Bordello“...until the stars rain down from the heavens”
8.The Betmetian Territory of PassionCivil Rights Lovefest“An overseas territory of the Monarchy of Betmet”
9.The Calf-Ruled Country of DoggorInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Good Doggers Worship”
10.The Kingdom of East JudeaPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”