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WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Lake of blood

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 571st Largest Welfare Programs: 605th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 766th+20
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 912th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,032nd Most Authoritarian: 1,067th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,076th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,266th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,273rd Most Patriotic: 1,398th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,409th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,528th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,554th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,681st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,799th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,806th Largest Governments: 1,869th Most Secular: 1,941st Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,038th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,151st Most Subsidized Industry: 2,304th Most Conservative: 2,419th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,420th
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Embassies: The Embassy, Gypsy Lands, Fredonia, Cactus union, Guinea Kiribati, The Great Universe, Hollow Point, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, Lyrali, United1, and matheo.

Tags: Featured, Founderless, and Minuscule.

MonkeyHouse is home to a single nation.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in MonkeyHouse

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, MonkeyHouse is ranked 23,091st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbeki turkkasbenistanPsychotic Dictatorship“Hail Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan!”

Regional Happenings

  • : Embassy cancelled between The feather friends and MonkeyHouse.
  • : Ny hedal ceased to exist.
  • : Embassy cancelled between Free neutral region and MonkeyHouse.
  • : Embassy cancelled between Kerbol united treaty organization and MonkeyHouse.
  • : Tearz ceased to exist.
  • : The Dictatorship of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbeki turkkasbenistan lost WA Delegate status.
  • : Dark overlord ceased to exist.
  • : Regional Founder Lake of blood ceased to exist.
  • : Springarcher ceased to exist.
  • : Black skys ceased to exist.

More...

MonkeyHouse Regional Message Board

Black skys pt2

Springarcher wrote:Just kicked back and watching the chaos...

All is proceeding according to "The Script".

Mmmwwwwaahahahahahahaha!!!!

Watch out Lake o' Jerkus....

Trouble is on its way....

Don't think we have forgotten about you either.

Kurgy-Durgy quiet?

Go to sleep?

Or sneaky, sneak fraidy-cat hidey-widey?

Black skys

Zhuul wrote:Kurgy-Durgy quiet?

Go to sleep?

Or sneaky, sneak fraidy-cat hidey-widey?

I believe we have avoided war once again. But I do not know who or what will try to start another one.

Springarcher wrote:Just kicked back and watching the chaos...

All is proceeding according to "The Script".

Mmmwwwwaahahahahahahaha!!!!

Watch out Lake o' Jerkus....

Trouble is on its way....

We still have no reports as to what "The Script" is either. Any nation who fight for our leader know anything, you know where to find me.

Kurgy-Durgy no talk!!!!

ME WIN!!!!!

Black skys

Zhuul wrote:Kurgy-Durgy no talk!!!!

ME WIN!!!!!

Although I like your enthusiasm Zhuul. I wouldn't say we have wonb yet. Because if we won, they woukldn't be here to threaten the leader

The leader of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan is displeased to see that none of you have changed your factional stance upon this regional issue you display as the Kyrgyz state itself. The leader has been on a hiatus with the other officials in the Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan government to sort out future conquests upon this inferior region.

As you may see, Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan is now the dominant nation in defense and offense. Seeing that some individual nations of this region will not react, The Black Cross will eradicate those who challenge its existence, motives, and leader alike.

The Kyrgyz state shall live on forevermore!

HAIL The Dictatorship of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan!

HAIL The Vyuher!

HAIL The Vuntsi Party!

Black skys

Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbeki turkkasbenistan wrote:The leader of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan is displeased to see that none of you have changed your factional stance upon this regional issue you display as the Kyrgyz state itself. The leader has been on a hiatus with the other officials in the Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan government to sort out future conquests upon this inferior region.

As you may see, Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan is now the dominant nation in defense and offense. Seeing that some individual nations of this region will not react, The Black Cross will eradicate those who challenge its existence, motives, and leader alike.

The Kyrgyz state shall live on forevermore!

HAIL The Dictatorship of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan!

HAIL The Vyuher!

HAIL The Vuntsi Party!

Told you not to be to optimistic Zhuul. Now you've gone and jinxed us.

Springarcher

GO Kyrgy-dyrgy, GO!!!

ATTACK!!!!!!!

The leader of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan has permitted an invasion of "The Dictatorship of Zhuul". Their nation shall be formally decimated with our new tactics, "Assimilation" and "Annihilation". If you wish to keep your people intact, you shall not intervene in this war.

Hail The Vuntsi Party.

Attention Nations of MonkeyHouse this is a special announcement from the Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistanian Government.

We would like to formally announce the milestones we have met on our journey to self-improvement and regional domination.

The "Civil Rights" of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan has officially hit an all-time low from its founding, settling at an astonishingly low 16.42 from our previous record of 16.72.
We would also like to recognize the all-time high of our peoples' average lifespan, set at a healthy 90.02 years.

If your nations people, government staff, or other people in your nation would like to learn more about the prestigious attributes of the glorious Dictatorship of Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan, or would like to see more of these announcements from the "Department of District and Residential Security", then feel free to contact the "National Department of Communications Security" then the "Vuntsi Bureau of ᴰᵒᵐᵉˢᵗᶦᶜ Information". This final bureau is not to be confused with the "Vuntsi Bureau of ᴿᵉᵍᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ Information".

Hail The Bureaucratic System In The Vuntsi Government Of The Great Dictatorship Kyrgyztajikikazakuzbekiturkkasbenistan, Controlled By His Authority, The Vyuher.

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