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Hidrandia approve this NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZwvrxVavnQ
Hello, Commonu!
Simonia: What do you want?
*the warrior tries slashing Simonia but Big Boi freezes it with his staff*
Big Boi: I think they can't speak.
*the warrior shatters the ice from the inside*
Big Boi: Of course they're immortal, it's never easy.
Simonia: Oh…
^w^
How are you?
...
Big Boi: Welp, we're screwed.
*the warrior orders (with it's armour) it's other warriors to charge*
Big Boi: Fortunately, I have plot armour!
*Simonia puts on armor*
Big Boi: Hah, plot armour is different to armour. *shoots warriors with his minigun brutally*
*the warriors keep getting up*
Simonia: *puts on plot armor*
gud! and u?
*the warriors charge to MJT and Simonia*
Big Boi: Why not me!!!!
Simonia: Are they here to kill us?
Big Boi: Well, why else would angry warriors be coming for us?
What the hell?! Weirdest comparison
Also good. Slightly sore from walking a lot, but I'll be okay.
Only the British...
*shoots arrows at the warriors*
*the warriors' armour shields the arrows*
Big Boi: Hey warriors, did your mothers ever tell you to play fair? So, no immortality.
Simonia: It’s fine. I can respawn.
*uses lasers*
*The warriors open their helmet, revealing nothing*
Big Boi: *pulls out a laptop and plays Believer by Imagine Dragons*
a picture of 33-year-old Alastoir during his September 2022 non-agression summit in Simonia, photo taken by Horace Randacken
Childhood
Carter Zane Alastoir, was born in 26th of October, 1989, to Kira and Lucos Alastoir, and spent most of his early childhood peacefully in a small town in the province of Ulkranerus. During his teenage years, Carter really took a curve in intelligence. one report from his high-school in 2004, showed that Alastoir's IQ had raised from 110, to a bewildering 151, a 41-point raise, in the span of 2 years. Alastoir took an interest in Social Studies and Law and Order, and due to his remarkable intelligence and high political interest, the province Council gave Alastoir voting rights at 16. (the minimum age for voters in Zetronius was 19 at the time) At the time of this, Carter had already begun a part-time at a community café.
Political background
Carter started his political career in 2010, when he ran for General-Secretary of the ZTRBW, and won the vote with an 68% vote in his favor. In 2012, Carter had already been promoted to Bastion Head Representative, but ran for prime minister in February. He, of course, lost, only getting 38% of the vote, but ran for PM again 5 years later, in 2017, he successfully achieved the winning vote. He served under King Aesin I, until Aesin's abdication in 2021. The following year, Alastoir had come to Simonia, affirming the Simonian people that despite Aesin's abdication, the Non-agression pact still stands.
what political party does Carter Alastoir represent?
Alastoir currently represents the Zetronic Minarchist's Party, (ZMP), which is the current political party in charge. During Aesin's rule, Carter served undder the Zetronic Constitutional Monarchy Party (ZCMP) until it was dissolved in 2023.
Relatives of Carter Alastoir
Carter's mother and father, Kira and Lucos (61 and 65 respectively), are very well alive, and sometimes visit Carter in the Sictarum Palace.
Carter also has an adopted child, Xavier Alastoir.
Famous Quote
"On behalf of the United Federation of Zetronis, her colonies and overseas territories, I wish to inform you that we believe that sounds like a massive you problem."
- Alastoir, in Mid-November 2024
Guys, you gotta see this.
Simonia: Music?
*plays Shipping Drama Chaos Likes Activity by Natalie MacKenzie*
*Big Boi smiles and traps Simonia in a tesseract* Big Boi: Oh no, must of misfired, ha!
Simonia: Wait, you’re evil? Luckily, I have a teleporting device to the—
*vanishes*
(OOC: GTG. Goodbye.)
Big Boi: I'm not evil, I'm just Big Boi.
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