by Max Barry

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Founder: The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria

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Largest Mining Sector: 751st Largest Retail Industry: 916th Largest Black Market: 940th+13
Highest Economic Output: 1,309th Largest Populations: 1,583rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,637th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,689th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,720th Most Devout: 1,721st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,850th Most Efficient Economies: 1,968th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,175th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,176th Most Developed: 2,215th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,321st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,729th
World Factbook Entry

Damn it

Embassies: Mordor.

Tags: Minuscule.

Mines of Moria contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Smartest Citizens in Mines of Moria

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Mines of Moria is ranked 20,442nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of The Mine of MoriaCorrupt Dictatorship“For The Skeleton Army”
2.The Great Wall of Silvertine of NarviIron Fist Consumerists“Shiny mithril is welcomed even at the Entmoot”

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Mines of Moria Regional Message Board

The great goblin

"Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!"

Clap! Snap! : echo : echo : echo : echo : echo

Good sound in here.

What do goblins like to quaff?

The great goblin

Mostly goblin grog, although the mountain water is quite clean

Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...

Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?

The great goblin

Mazarbul wrote:Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...

Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?

I hope not... I don't want any more Dwarf trouble.

You never know. Dwarves have not just long beards, they have long memories.

The great goblin

The memories of Dwarves don't trouble me.

What do goblins dream of when they sleep? What do dwarves dream of?

The great goblin

I always assumed that Dwarves dreamed of gold and goblins of dark, biting things.

Dwarves also dream of feasts. Ask Bombur!

The great goblin

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